Following is our collection of funny Kenneth jokes. There are some kenneth jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kenneth puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Hilarious Kenneth Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friend
Word joke
A man had 4 sons, and named them Bronson, Kenneth, Conrad and Dominic.
One day, they decided to ask their father if his choice of names meant anything.
He replied, "Only the first three letters of each."
Prostate exam
Patient bent over n**... about to get his prostate checked.
Dr says "ok Dave don't get a hard on "
Patient says " my name is Kenneth"
Dr says " my name is DAVE"
A grasshopper walks into an ice cream parlor
The clerk says "Hey Grasshopper, we have an ice cream flavor named after you!" The Grasshopper says "What? You have a flavor named Kenneth?"
REM got it wrong, Kenneth
Hertz is the frequency. Watt is power.
I hava a blind chinese friend
His name was Kenneth Sy
Annual Checkup
Kenneth is visiting his doctor for his annual physical.
DOC: I strongly recommend you quit m**....
KEN: Why?
DOC: I'm trying to perform a prostate exam.
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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the kenneth puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working kenneth piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.
