The Best 6 Kennedys Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kennedys jokes. There are some kennedys cinqo jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kennedys john f kennedy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Kennedys Jokes and Puns

The Kennedys

Everyone says Teddy Kennedy was the big alcoholic of the family. But when you think about it, it was John who was taking shots in the middle of his own parade!

How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Four. One to hold the bulb and three to drink until the room starts spinning.

Arnold Schwarzenegger is a Republican whose wife is a member of the Kennedy family.

That makes him and his family...The Red Kennedys.

What do you call a band of unlucky politicians?

The Dead Kennedys.

What is the CIA's favorite band?

Dead Kennedys


John F. Kennedys real name is only John Kennedy

The F was added after hs death to pay respect

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the kennedys amiright jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working kennedys beatles piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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