Kennedy Jokes

• Short Kennedy Jokes
• Kennedy One Liners
• John Kennedy Jokes
• Kennedy Assassinated Jokes
• Ted Kennedy Jokes
• Jackie Kennedy Jokes
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Best Short Kennedy Jokes

Short kennedy puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kennedy humour may include short carter jokes also.

1. Under Kennedy, America went to the moon... Under Trump, America can't even get to Canada.
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   Much love from Toronto, stay safe!
2. John F Kennedy, Indira Gandhi, John Lennon... History shows if you don't want your child assassinated, don't name them after an airport.
3. I saw a clickbait article: "Watch eminem attack Trump like no President has ever been attacked." I mean... Kennedy was shot in the head... But ok.
4. Not only was John F. Kennedy's assassination an unexpected thing... It was also mind blowing.
5. How can we be sure the government wasn't involved in the Kennedy assassination? Well he's dead, isn't he?
   (Adapted from Neil Gaiman's *American Gods*)
6. A week before Abraham Lincoln was shot he was in Monroe, Maryland... A week before Kennedy was shot he was in Marilyn Monroe.
7. The Kennedys Everyone says Teddy Kennedy was the big alcoholic of the family. But when you think about it, it was John who was taking shots in the middle of his own parade!
8. A lot of people say John F. Kennedy was goal-focused and determined... But, by the end of his presidency, his mind was all over the place.
9. Why was John F. Kennedy secretly a more successful actor than Ronald Reagan? He always knew how to take the perfect headshot.
10. What would have happened had it been Khrushchev instead of Kennedy that was assassinated? Dunno about politics, but I'm really sure Onassis would not have married the widow.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about kennedy can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of kennedy puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Kennedy One Liners

Which kennedy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kennedy? I can suggest the ones about administration and assassination.

1. "sometimes you just need a car ride to clear your head." - John. F. Kennedy
2. His original name was John Kennedy They added the F later to pay respects
3. I just read John F Kennedy's biography The end was mind blowing
4. Why did President Kennedy never get drunk? He wasn't very good at taking shots.
5. Why were Lincoln and Kennedy such good presidents? They were open-minded
6. John F. Kenndy's birth name was John Kennedy The f was added to pay respect
7. Kennedy put a man on the moon.... Obama put a man in the ladies room.
8. Why did John F. Kennedy take a cab home? Because he had too many shots.
9. Why did John F. Kennedy die? He was too open-minded.
10. Good thing Kennedy was in Berlin when he made his famous speech, instead of Hamburg.
11. Politicians always lie... Didn't John F. Kennedy promise to serve a full term?
12. "So, Mrs. Kennedy, how was that parade?" "Mind blowing"
13. What does John F. Kennedy have in common with the current Democratic Party? No brains
14. Every Half Dollar is Lee Harvey Oswald Cus each one has a headshot of Kennedy
15. Why did Jackie Kennedy go to McDonalds? Because Jack in the Box gives her nightmares.

John Kennedy Jokes

Here is a list of funny john kennedy jokes and even better john kennedy puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Jackie Kennedy: "Not now. I have a headache." John F Kennedy: "We do this, not because it is easy, but because it is hard!"
• Did you know John F Kennedy was called John Kennedy before he was shot? Apparently, the F was added later to pay respects
• John F Kennedy was the smartest president America has ever had. He's the only president we know for sure had a brain.
• TIL John F. Kennedy used to be called John Kennedy until he died. The F was added after his assassination to pay respects.
• "Don't stop until you're ahead of John F. Kennedy." -50 Cent
• The most shocking info that we'll get from the classified Kennedy documents will be that Lee Harvey Oswald didn't shoot the president, he ate him. Because John F. Kennedy was a berliner.
• Did John F Kennedy get sniped because he wasn't at his keyboard? JAFK?
• John F. Kennedy was feeling down one November afternoon. He decided to go on a ride to clear his head.
• John F. Kennedy bought an iPhone7 and people started calling him Dan Quayle... because Dan was No-Jack Kennedy
• Before his death, JFK was just known as John Kennedy. The F was added after to pay respects.

Kennedy Assassinated Jokes

Here is a list of funny kennedy assassinated jokes and even better kennedy assassinated puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Kennedy, Lennon, Gandhi If you don't want you kids assassinated, don't name them after an airport.
• How do we know the CIA wasn't involved in the Kennedy assassination? Well he's dead, isn't he?
• Last night was like the Kennedy assassination... ...nobody is sure how many shots there were
• The Kennedy Assassination it really blows my mind
• What was going through John F Kennedy's head when he was assassinated? a bullet

Ted Kennedy Jokes

Here is a list of funny ted kennedy jokes and even better ted kennedy puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why was Ted Kennedy called the "Lion of the Senate"? Because he mated at will and killed without remorse.
• What was Ted Kennedy's favorite sport at Hogwarts? Chappaquidditch.
• What do you get when you cross Ted Kennedy with Harry Potter? Chappaquidditch
• What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy? Ted can swim away from an accident.
• Why was Ted Kennedy the hearse driver at Rose Kennedy's f**...? They wanted a burial at sea.

Jackie Kennedy Jokes

Here is a list of funny jackie kennedy jokes and even better jackie kennedy puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Great 1st Ladies of the United States have there own cause. Michelle Obama's: Your Truth, Melania Trump's: Be Best... Jackie Kennedy's: Take your shot
• You should see that new movie about Jackie Kennedy the ending is a real mind blower

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