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  1. John F Kennedy, Indira Gandhi, John Lennon... History shows if you don't want your child assassinated, don't name them after an airport.
  2. Not only was John F. Kennedy's assassination an unexpected thing... It was also mind blowing.
  3. How can we be sure the government wasn't involved in the Kennedy assassination? Well he's dead, isn't he?
    (Adapted from Neil Gaiman's *American Gods*)
  4. What would have happened had it been Khrushchev instead of Kennedy that was assassinated? Dunno about politics, but I'm really sure Onassis would not have married the widow.
  5. Kennedy, Lennon, Gandhi If you don't want you kids assassinated, don't name them after an airport.
  6. TIL John F. Kennedy used to be called John Kennedy until he died. The F was added after his assassination to pay respects.
  7. How do we know the CIA wasn't involved in the Kennedy assassination? Well he's dead, isn't he?
  8. Last night was like the Kennedy assassination... ...nobody is sure how many shots there were

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  1. The Kennedy Assassination it really blows my mind
  2. What was going through John F Kennedy's head when he was assassinated? a bullet

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There are some eerie similarities between the assassinations of President Lincoln and Kennedy...

Lincoln was elected into Congress in 1846.
JFK was elected into Congress in 1946.

Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
JFK was elected President in 1960.

Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy.
Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln.

A week before he died, Lincoln was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before he died, Kennedy was in Marilyn Monroe.

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Credit goes to the play: The Complete History of America: Abridged

There was one similarity between Lincoln and Kennedy's assassination that everyone overlooked...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe

I was watching a miniseries about the Kennedy assassination on Netflix...

I had to use the bathroom and realized I just missed the end of the last episode. I really wanted to see it and wondered how to do this.
Then it struck me, I just needed to go back and to left.