Kenn Jokes

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Under Kennedy, America went to the moon...

Under Trump, America can't even get to Canada.

Much love from Toronto, stay safe!

If Kenny Loggins forgets his WiFi password...

Ken he log in?

The Kennedys

Everyone says Teddy kennedy was the big alcoholic of the family. But when you think about it, it was John who was taking shots in the middle of his own parade!

Kennedy put a man on the moon....

Obama put a man in the ladies room.

What song did Kenny Rogers write after his cowboy boot broke?

You picked a fine time to leave me, Loose Heel.

What does Kenny G fantasize about every night?

Saxual i**....

Kennedy, Lennon, Gandhi

If you don't want you kids assassinated, don't name them after an airport.

How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Four. One to hold the bulb and three to drink until the room starts spinning.

One thing we can say about Kenny Rogers.

He certainly knew when to fold ‘em.

Kenny G walks into an elevator and says

Man, this place is HAPPENING!

How does the kennel club stay organized?

With a secreterrier.

Kenny Rogers was a video game purist who insisted on teaching his kids the correct way to play.

He said, "if you're gonna play the Gameboy, you gotta learn to play it right."

Kenny Rodgers didn't die

He just knew when to walk away

Kennedy wasn't really a fan of GM

He wouldn't be caught dead in a Cadillac.

I know Kenny Loggins...

But sadly I don't have his password.

Did you know that Kenny G has a cousin who works in the video game industry?


Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

A Bel Air estate once owned by country singer Kenny Rogers lists for $65 million.

$15 million of that is for beard hair removal.

Kenny Rogers, Styx and j**... Lewis walk into a bar.

they sit down at a table and no one waits on them for several minutes. They all notice a waitress at the same time and try calling to her.
Styx: layyyyyyydy,
Kenny Rogers: Laydddy
j**... Lewis: Laaaaaaaaaaaaady,

You didn't see Mommy kissing Santa Claus.

It was Kenny Rogers. She banged him backstage after an encore of The Gambler. He's your real dad.

Everyone knows how Kennedy died

That ones a no brainer

How does Kenny access his online banking...

Kenny Loggins.

Kenn joke, How does Kenny access his online banking...

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Kenn One Liners

Which kenn one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kenn? I can suggest the ones about john and cell.

  1. Kenn Dodd died! Did he?

Kenn joke, Kenn Dodd died!

Kenn joke, Kenn Dodd died!