The Best 25 Kenn Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Kenn jokes. There are some kenn walks jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kenn king puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Kenn Jokes and Puns
Under Kennedy, America went to the moon...
Under Trump, America can't even get to Canada.
Much love from Toronto, stay safe!
If Kenny Loggins forgets his WiFi password...
Ken he log in?
The Kennedys
Everyone says Teddy Kennedy was the big alcoholic of the family. But when you think about it, it was John who was taking shots in the middle of his own parade!
Kennedy put a man on the moon....
Obama put a man in the ladies room.
What song did Kenny Rogers write after his cowboy boot broke?
You picked a fine time to leave me, Loose Heel.
What does Kenny G fantasize about every night?
Saxual intercourse.
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Four. One to hold the bulb and three to drink until the room starts spinning.
Kennedy, Lennon, Gandhi
If you don't want you kids assassinated, don't name them after an airport.
One thing we can say about Kenny Rogers.
He certainly knew when to fold ‘em.
Kenny G walks into an elevator and says
Man, this place is HAPPENING!
How does the kennel club stay organized?
With a secreterrier.
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Kenny Rogers was a video game purist who insisted on teaching his kids the correct way to play.
He said, "if you're gonna play the Gameboy, you gotta learn to play it right."
Kenny Rodgers didn't die
He just knew when to walk away
I know Kenny Loggins...
But sadly I don't have his password.
Did you know that Kenny G has a cousin who works in the video game industry?
Luigi.
Why did Kennedy throw his head back?
He was taking a shot.
Kennedy wasn't really a fan of GM
He wouldn't be caught dead in a Cadillac.
A Bel Air estate once owned by country singer Kenny Rogers lists for $65 million.
$15 million of that is for beard hair removal.
Kenny Rogers, Styx and Jerry Lewis walk into a bar.
they sit down at a table and no one waits on them for several minutes. They all notice a waitress at the same time and try calling to her.
Styx: layyyyyyydy,
Kenny Rogers: Laydddy
Jerry Lewis: Laaaaaaaaaaaaady,
You didn't see Mommy kissing Santa Claus.
It was Kenny Rogers. She banged him backstage after an encore of The Gambler. He's your real dad.
Everyone knows how Kennedy died
That ones a no brainer
How does Kenny access his online banking...
Kenny Loggins.
How do we know Kennedy wasn't killed by the CIA?
Well he's dead, isn't he?
Kennedy, Charles De Gaul, and Khrushchev ask god. . .
Kennedy: God, when will my people be happy?
God: 25 years.
Kennedy weeps and walks away.
Charles De Gaul: God, when will my people be happy?
God: 50 years.
Charles De Gaul weeps and walks away.
Khrushchev: God, when will my people be happy?
God weeps and walks away.
- What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator?
- What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator?
- "Man, this place ROCKS!"
(from Stephen King - The Cell)
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