Kendrick Jokes

Funniest Kendrick Short Jokes

Short kendrick jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kendrick humour may include short rap jokes also.

1. When Cannibals Attack When cannibals attacked the AMAs, why were Eminem, Kendrick Lamar and Drake spared?
   You're not supposed to eat the rappers.
   (I literally dreamt this joke)
2. Why does Kendrick Lamar like to roll past the police in a Honda? Because they can't take him out his Element
3. Thanks alot Kendrick Lamar!!! Now whenever I tell my kids to "Sit Down!" when they are acting up in public, they reply with "Be Humble!"
4. Kendrick Lamar's been dropping a lot of false modesty since his grammy win... you could call it a Humble brag.

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Kendrick One Liners

Which kendrick one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kendrick? I can suggest the ones about playlist and rapper.

1. Who's the best rapper in the jungle? Kendrick Lemur
2. What would Kendrick Lamar be if he made people laugh for a living? A sit-down comedian
3. Who looks like a alpaca and drops sick albums in 2017 ...Kendrick Llama
4. What's a pirate's favorite rapper? Kendrick Lamarrghhhh
5. What do you call a black rapper in 1920s Germany? Kendrick Weimar
6. Which rapper has the best flow? Kendrick Laminar
7. I would tell you to listen to my favorite Kendrick Lamar song... But it's just alright.
8. Kendrick Lamar just won a GRAMMY...
9. So Kendrick Lamar becomes a waiter, and is bringing you your food...
10. Who is the best rapper in the animal kingdom? Kendrick Llama
11. Kendrick Lamars New Song Chris Don't Kill My Tribe, in honor of Columbus Day
12. What's Captain Jack Sparrow's favorite Kendrick Lamar song? We gon' be ARRRRight!
13. School boy Q gets dissed by kendrick Schoolboy QQ
14. What did Kendrick Lamar say when he a walked into a tree? "Birch, don't kill my v**.... "
15. What's the title Kendrick Lamar's Thanksgiving album? To p**... a Butterball

Charming Humor Kendrick Jokes with Loads of Fun

What funny jokes about kendrick you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean flow jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kendrick pranks.