Ken Jokes

A collection of hilarious jokes starring Barbie and Ken! Read funny gag lines featuring Jeff and Jeffrey, two of Barbie's best friends, and laugh at their attempts to eat tarts!

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Best Short Ken Jokes

These are our top ken puns. Have fun with a good ken joke in English with simple ken humour.

A girl says to her mom, "I want a Barbie and a GI Joe". Mom says, "Doesn't barbie come with Ken?"
And the girl replies, "No, Barbie comes with GI Joe. She just fakes it with Ken."
What do you call a male version of a 'Karen'? Ken…Kurt…Karl? Nah: Kelvin. Because he's an absolute zero.
Have you heard of divorced barbie? Her set costs $450. ...mostly because it comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, and one of Ken's friends.
I tried to be a tap dancer but I kept falling in the sink!
(thank you, british uncle ken for that dry humor)
Why don't you ever see pregnant Barbies in the store? Because Ken comes in a different box.
My science teacher told us this James Bond says to a chicken, "I'm Bond, James Bond." The chicken turns and says, "Well I'm Ken, Chic-ken."
I'll see myself out...
Whats the difference between normal barbie and divorced barbie? The divorced barbie is $399 because it comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's furniture, etc.
Why did Barbie leave Ken? Because he came in another box.
Why can't Ken and Barbie make a baby? Ken comes in a separate box
Two ninjas are training in a field. One ninja says "I'll bet you can't hit that that target with your throwing star."
The other ninja says "Shur-I-ken."

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these ken jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of ken puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Ken One Liners

Which ken dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ken?

Why didn't barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box.
How come Barbie never got pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box.
Why doesn't Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken comes in other boxes.
Why didn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken came in another box
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? Ken came in another box.
Why can't Barbie get pregnant? because Ken comes in a different box
Why didn't Barbie have a baby? Because Ken came in a different box.
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? Because Ken came in another box.
Why doesn't Barbie have any kids? Because Ken came in another box.
Why didn't Barbie have any kids? Because Ken always came in a different box.
Did you know they make a divorcee Barbie now? She comes with all of Ken's stuff.
What does divorce Barbie come with? All of Ken's stuff.
Why have Barbie and Ken never had a baby? Because Ken comes in a different box.
Why did Barbie divorce Ken? Because the box he came in wasn't hers.
Why did the male doll fall apart after Barbie friendzoned him? Because he became Bro Ken.

Barbie And Ken Jokes

Here is a list of funny barbie and ken jokes and even better barbie and ken puns that will make you laugh with friends.

(Since bad pickup lines seem to be the trend right now) Do you want to play barbies? I'll be Ken, and you be the box he came in
Why does Barbie like Halloween? It's pump-ken time
Why can't Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken comes in another box.
Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken always comes in a different box.
In a progressive move, Mattel is making a new boyfriend for Barbie who's a homeless man from New Jersey Hobo Ken.
Did you hear there's a new Divorce Barbie? It comes with all of Ken's accessories.
let's play Barbie..... I'll be Ken, you be the box I come in.
Does Barbie come with Ken? No, she fakes it with Ken. Barbie only comes with GI Joe.
Wanna Play Barbies? Man: "Hi there, would you like to play barbies?"
Lady: "I guess so?"
Man: "Awesome, I'll be Ken and you can be the box I come in."
My sister and her husband just split up, so I got my 8 year old niece the new "Divorce Barbie" She comes with half of Ken's stuff.

Ken Doll Jokes

Here is a list of funny ken doll jokes and even better ken doll puns that will make you laugh with friends.

What is the best Barbie Doll? Divorced Barbie because it comes with Ken's house and car.
How does Barbie read her books? She uses a Ken Doll.
Why does Barbie hate Amazon? because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.
Did you hear about the new Barbie doll they are releasing? "Divorced" Barbie it's called. Comes with all Ken's accessories
What did the gay street fighter say to the Barbie doll at their wedding? I do Ken
Q: What comes with the new Divorced Barbie doll?
A: All Ken's stuff.
The New Jersey 'Tanning Mom' has recently create a doll and called it the 'Tanorexia' doll. The doll was so ugly, it turned Ken gay.
How do you see if the Ken doll is ticklish? Give him test tickles.
Ken walks into a bar... ..bie doll.

Ken Dodd Jokes

Here is a list of funny ken dodd jokes and even better ken dodd puns that will make you laugh with friends.

I phoned my wife And told her I had something to tell her, but it's hard to say.
Nervously, she said "What is it?"
I said "Ken Dodds Dad's dog is dead".
So I see Ken Dodd died. Did he?

No doddy.

Comical & Quirky Ken Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about ken to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make ken prank.

An American, Frenchman, Israeli, Spaniard, and a German are on a video call. Their boss logs in and starts the meeting by askng "How's my connection, can everybody see me alright?" They answer:

"yes", "oui", "ken", "si", "ja"

A little girl sits on Santa's lap and asks him for a Barbie and a GI Joe.

"Well little girl, you can certainly have that, but doesn't Barbie usually come with Ken?"
"Oh no, Santa, Barbie fakes it with Ken, she comes with GI Joe."

An American, an Frenchman, an Israeli, a Spaniard, and a German go to see a seminar

They show up late, and can only find seats in the back row. When the presenter notices them come in and take seats in the very back, he shouts to them, "Can you guys see me back there?"
They answered back in order, "Yes" "Oui" "Ken" "Si" "Ja"

a chicken is sitting at the bar

A man sits next to him
The chicken asks him whats your name..
The man looks at him and says..
Bond, james bond..
The man reciprocates the question.
The chicken says
Ken, chicken

Christmas gift

A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?"
The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe."
Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie comes with Ken."
"No," said the little girl. "She comes with G.I. Joe; she fakes it with Ken."

I hate when people talk about their kids age in weeks and months.

"Jessica said her first word at 36 weeks!"
You mean 9 months.
"Ken is 24 months!"
Deborah, he's 2.
"My baby is -26 weeks old!"
No, Karen, you miscarried.

Why doesn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because Ken c**... in another box.

A man has been ill for some time. Fearing that his end is near, he calls his wife to his bedside.

"I have a last wish," he says to her. "Promise me that 2 months after I die, you'll marry our neighbor, Ken."
The wife is perplexed. "But, my dear, I thought you hated Ken," she asks him.
"I do," says the man.

If Kenny Loggins forgets his WiFi password...

Ken he log in?

A couple Roman soldiers walk into a bar.

The buddies order drinks and start chatting.
John: I heard somewhere your name is actually Kevin? But I know you as Ken?
Ken: That is correct.
John: How does one get Ken from Kevin?
Ken: Easy, I'm not six anymore.

Mall Santa

A Mall Santa is asking kids what they want for Christmas.
A little girl says, "I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe."
Santa replies, "Doesn't Barbie come with Ken?"
"No silly. Barbie comes with G.I. Joe. She's only faking it with Ken."

What did Ryu say to Ken?

HOWAREYOUKEN?!

Father Christmas and the Question...

Father Christmas asks little Charlotte what she wants for a present. "I want a Barbie doll and a G.I Joe please." she says. "I thought Barbie came with Ken?" replies Santa. "No" says Charlotte. "Barbie comes with Joe, She fakes it with Ken."

Girl wants a barbie.

One afternoon, a woman and her little daughter went into a large toy store. The mother asked her daughter what toys she wanted.
The little girl said, "I want GI Joe and Barbie."
The mother smiled and said, "Darling, you know Barbie doesn't come with GI Joe."
The little girl looked up at her mom and replied, "Mom, Barbie ALWAYS comes with GI Joe. She just FAKES it with Ken."

A Book Series Never Written…

The Assignment Chronicles
* Book 1 written by Ken U. Duitt
* Book 2 written by Noah Kent
* Book 3 written by Nora Cannai
* Book 4 written by May Neether
* Book 5 written by Al Trayet
* Book 6 written by Cole Laktiv-Raleif

What did Ryu say to Ken when he asked if he could borrow his car?

Shoryuken

What country questions your ability to perform?

Ken ya? Ken ya?

Why did Barbie go to a yoga retreat in Australia?

She heard about all the Ken gurus

What did Ken say to Ryu when he asked to borrow money?

*SUREYOUCAN!!!*

What did Ryu and Ken find at Chuck-E-Cheese?

**HA TOKEN!**
**- - -**
(Street Fighter joke, but I know my fellow nerds lurk this sub)

What does Barbie like to do on hallowe'en?

Pump ken

Why does Ken never have s**... with Barbie?

Because he comes in another box.

Courtesy of The Legendary Ken M; The ideal superpower is invisibility...

Because it allows you to keep an unseen lookout for perverts in the women's locker room.

Old Sandy McPherson was dying. Tenderly, his wife Maggie knelt by his bedside and asked, 'Anything I can get you, Sandy?' No reply. 'Have ye no' a last wish, Sandy?' Faintly, came the answer ... 'A wee bit of yon boiled ham.' 'Wheesht, man,' said Maggie, 'ye ken fine that's for the f**....

Ryu wanted to confess to his lady-crush Chun Li....

So he baked some white fudge treacle tarts and put them down on a table. Ken walked up and was like, "ooh, these tarts smell delicious" and he started to pick one up, when Ryu grabbed the whole plate and did a jumping-spinning kick at Ken while yelling "THESE TARTS AREN'T FOR YOU KEN!"

A little girl is visiting Santa Claus and asks for Barbie and G.I. Joe.

Santa, confused, replies "but doesn't Barbie come with Ken?"
"No she comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with Ken".

James Bond walks into a bar...

James Bond walks into a bar and sits next to a chicken.
Chicken: What's your name?
Bond: My name's Bond. James Bond.
Chicken: Nice to meet you, I'm Ken. Chick Ken.

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment?

He's a chic Ken.

Hey Ryu, where's Ken at? He's not at his desk.

He Doookin'!
Oh, okay, thanks.

Ken Cross' AMA

That's it.

Studies show that 1 in 3 people are serial killers

I had to shoot Ken and James. What if one of them is a serial killer?

Ken Burns has revealed the title of his documentary about software piracy:

The Warez

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like kids and toddlers can enjoy. They can be verbal, as in a play on words, or narrative, often involving a set-up and a punchline. JokoJokes has it all! Jokes in Spanish are also found. Teens are often joking with 4 year olds and 6 year olds. Found out more in our Jokes FAQ section

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The impact of these ken jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.