Kelvin Jokes

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Funniest Kelvin Short Jokes

Short kelvin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kelvin humour may include short newton jokes also.

  1. A coworker named Celcius recently retired from my company, so they hired a guy called Kelvin to replace him. He's the new temp.
  2. Kelvin and Celsius had a job interview but only one of them got the job. It was Celsius because he had a degree.
  3. Why do the Jedi refuse to measure temperature using Kelvin? Because only a Sith deals in absolutes
  4. What do you call a male version of a 'Karen'? Ken…Kurt…Karl? Nah: Kelvin. Because he's an absolute zero.
  5. My coworker, Kelvin, recently retired from the weather station and was replaced by a new guy named Celsius He's the new temp.
  6. So do you use Celsius or Fahrenheit? "So do you use Celsius or Fahrenheit?"
    "I use Melvin."
    "You mean Kelvin?"
    "Nah mate. Melvin. YO MELVIN! IS IT COLD OUTSIDE!?"
  7. Unlike his famous father, Lord Kelvin's son never amounted to much. He was an absolute zero.
  8. A coworker named Celsius recently retired at my work, so they hired a guy named Kelvin to replace him. He's the new temp.
  9. When I learnt that the coldest temperature in the universe is 0 Kelvin, I thought to myself, That's an absolute unit right there
  10. -40° outside sounds brutally cold, Fahrenheit or Celsius. My friend Kelvin just rolled his eyes.

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Kelvin One Liners

Which kelvin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kelvin? I can suggest the ones about therm and kettle.

  1. Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale? Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
  2. You don't wanna mess with Kelvin. He's an absolute unit.
  3. When asked the temperature I enjoy giving it in Kelvin. I'm losing my friends by degrees.
  4. What do thermometers wear for underwear? Kelvin Klein
  5. Have you met my friend Kelvin He's an absolute unit.
  6. Why are other measurements afraid of 0° Kelvin? Because it's an absolute unit.
  7. What do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein
  8. Did you hear about the man who tried to freeze himself at 0° Kelvin? He's 0K now
  9. Met Kelvin the other day What an absolute unit, that lad.
  10. I used to work with a guy called Kelvin. He was an absolute unit!
  11. My buddy Kelvin said he wanted to go absolute zero today... I guess that's 0K...
  12. I heard that Lord Kelvin was a really big guy. An absolute unit.
  13. What brand of underwear do thermometers wear? Kelvin Klein
  14. Why was Barry in awe at the size of Kelvin? Kelvin is an absolute unit.
  15. Kelvin Klein The hottest underwear around

Degrees Kelvin Jokes

Here is a list of funny degrees kelvin jokes and even better degrees kelvin puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Kelvin Benjamin was traded to the Buffalo Bills yesterday. Before his first game he asks, what's the temperature outside? It's zero degrees, Kelvin.
  • I don't like Fahrenheit. I don't like Celsius. I don't like Kelvin. I prefer to measure my degrees in Radians.
  • What did Kelvin say to his son Celsius after he broke his 273 college degrees? You have hit Absolute Zero, son...
  • "Check out this absolute unit!" Zero Degrees Kelvin
Kelvin joke, "Check out this absolute unit!"

Uproarious Kelvin Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about kelvin you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean kilograms jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kelvin pranks.

Name an animal that lives in water

Teacher: Name an animal that lives in water?
Kelvin: Hippopotamus
Teacher: Amos, you're next
Amos: Hippopokelvin
Teacher: Whats that?
Amos: Kelvin started it 😒😒😒

A coworker of mine, Celsuis recently retired. The company hired a guy named Kelvin to replace him.

He's the new temp!

How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving.
Forgive me.

What type of underwear does the sun wear?

**kelvin Clein**

What brand of boxers does the sun wear?

Kelvin Klein

What's a chemist's favorite fast food restaurant?

K(elvin) F(ahrenheit) C(elsius)!

Kelvin joke, What's a chemist's favorite fast food restaurant?

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