The Best 15 Kelp Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kelp jokes. There are some kelp crustaceans jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kelp plankton puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Kelp Jokes and Puns

I'm addicted to seaweed.

I must seek kelp.

What should you do if you are addicted to sea weed?

Sea kelp.

I have this weird compulsion to stare at seaweed

I desperately need to see kelp

Kelp joke, I have this weird compulsion to stare at seaweed

If you are addicted to seaweed...

...sea kelp.

What do seals do when they need medical attention?

Sea kelp

How can you tell when seaweed is in trouble?

It yells "kelp!"

What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?

Kelp me!

Kelp joke, What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?

My mother died suddenly from natural causes.

I strangled her with kelp.

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?


What line convinced the seaweed to receive therapy?

"Stop it, get some kelp"

Louis Copies Kobe

He should C Kelp.

You can explore kelp shoreline reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean kelp seabed dad jokes. There are also kelp puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

I torrented Freddi Fish

I'll see my kelp out

What did the fish say to the seaweed?

May I kelp you?

Why isn't kelp bisexual?

Because it's algae.

Where do fish look for jobs?

In the kelp wanted adds.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the kelp hyde jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working kelp angler piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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