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Kellyanne Conway did not test positive for Covid-19

She tested alternative-negative

Trump was cleaning his gun in Trump Tower...

Kellyanne Conway walks in and asks,
Kellyanne: "Why do you have a gun?"
Trump: "Obama Spy Drones"
Kellyanne: \*laughs\*
Trump: \*laughs\*
Microwave: \*laughs\*
Trump shoots the Microwave.

What Does Kellyanne Conway Call Her Computer's Scanner?

Alternative Fax.

Steve Bannon called in sick today

"Sore t**...? "Kellyanne Asked.
Bannon replied: "It's Mein Cough"

I asked Kellyanne Conway for her email

And she said "oh you mean my alternative fax?"

Kellyanne Conway didn't get work done

That's just her alternative face

What does Kellyanne Conway eat for lunch?

Alternative snacks

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