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R Kelly is really changing the rap game
He takes the art out of rap artist
What do you get if you cross a pirate and a p**...?
Arrr Kelly!
What do you call a pirate that pees on other people?
Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly
What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?
They both think they can fly.
Have you heard of the famous pirate who peed on underage girls?
His name was Arr Kelly
Lucky day for Philadelphia Eagles head coach Chip Kelly.
Philadelphia Eagles head coach Chip Kelly was watching the news when he witnessed something astounding. A young Syrian man had just thrown a hand grenade over 100 yards through the window of a building into a room that housed a s**.... He was so impressed that he had the man found and brought into the states to play for his team.
After a very successful rookie season the young man was discussing his rookie of the year award via telephone with his mother.
She told him that she was proud but living in fear constantly. She continued " your brother was shot twice just in the last few weeks and your sister is regularly the victim of assault. Matters have escalated and life is worse than it has ever been. I will never, ever forgive you for bringing us to Philly."
What do you call a p**... pirate?
Aaarrrrrrr Kelly!!
Why did Kelly Clarkson cross the road?
Because of you.
NASA's Scott Kelly is back on Earth after spending a year in space
He found out how many states Trump won and left again
Did you hear that Fergie and R. Kelly are collaborating on a new album?
They are calling their group the Black Guy Pees.
What does R. Kelly tell little girls on Halloween?
u**... for a treat!
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What Does Kellyanne Conway Call Her Computer's Scanner?
Alternative Fax.
Why can't you get out of an R. Kelly cult?
Once u**..., u**...
Is R Kelly a rapper or a r**...?
It depends how much pee is involved.
What does R Kelly call people below him?
Peons.
So John Kelly claims that the lack of an ability to compromise led to the Civil War...
I wouldn't say that's 100% accurate, but at least 3/5ths.
What do you call a pirate who's trapped in a closet?
Arrr Kelly
What has R. Kelly done more successfully than any other musician?
Using A minor
R. Kelly has made a song denying any s**... misconduct charges that lasts 19 minutes.
Which is unusual because he usually insists on 18 or under.
What did R. Kelly say to the 14 year old?
u**... for a treat
Why wouldn't R. Kelly make a good blackjack dealer?
He hits on 17
What do R. Kelly and current temperatures have in common?
They're both in the teens.
R Kelly likes his girls like he likes his professional footballers
Young, fit, and not allowed to come out.
What do you call a pirate that pees on someone?
Arrrrrrrghhh Kelly
What do you call it when R Kelly and 21 Savage fight?
Alien vs. Predator
R Kelly
taking the art out of rap artist
If R. Kelly was a computer file...
He'd be a .pdf file
R. Kelly has been denied bail
The judge believed he was a flight risk.
Why should kids never have been allowed near R Kelly?
Well he ain't PG13 Kelly, is he?
What do you call a pirate that likes children?
ARRRRGGHHHH Kelly.
What do you get when you cross a pervert with a pirate?
AAARRRRRR Kelly
I asked R Kelly if he thought I was pretty.
He said "you're an eight"
When CBS interviewed R. Kelly, he claimed "I love my kids"
However, he seems to also be in love with other people's kids as well
What is the difference between a pirate and R. Kelly?
Pirates go for big b**...
What do pirates call a r**...?
Arrr Kelly
What do you call a pirate s**... offender?
Rrrrrr Kelly.
What do you call a pirate that likes golden showers?
ARRRRRRRRR Kelly
Why didn't R. Kelly catch Covid?
R. Kelly would have caught Covid if it were younger. But fortunately for him. Covid is 19.
Kellyanne Conway did not test positive for Covid-19
She tested alternative-negative
Did you know that R. Kelly wanted to be a pro hockey player?
He was good at it too, but the only trouble was that he didn't want to score after the first period.
Did you know R Kelly had a chance to become a professional Hockey player?
The only problem was.. is that he never wanted to score after the first period.
What's the difference between R Kelly and a Tiger?
No one wants to see a tiger in a cage for the rest of its life.
R Kelly found guilty of 11 counts of s**... assault
Or 18, if you ask him to do the maths
I lost a bet over what would happen to R. Kelly. He got 25 to life but
I believed he would fry
BREAKING NEWS! R. Kelly has…
Tested positive for she-wasn't 19
R Kelly really changed the game
He took the 'art' out of rap artist
R. Kelly has caught covid-19
though he would prefer covid-15
From now on instead of saying #1 or #2 for the bathroom
I'm going to call it an R. Kelly or Amber Heard
I heard R Kelly is appealing his 30 year sentence.
Said he is gonna try to swap it for two 15's
Somali Pirates Can't Find Hidden Treasure Buried in 2007
A bunch of Somali pirates lost their hidden treasure. They last saw their hidden treasure in 2007. They tried everything, bloodhounds, radar, metal detectors, sonar. But they couldn't find their treasure.
One day, one of the pirates had a suggestion.
"Captain, we should break R Kelly out of prison".
The Captain said "This is the dumbest idea I've ever heard, but go ahead. why?"
"Captain, if anybody can find 15 year old b**..., it's this guy!".
What kind of pirate pees on you?
Rrrrrrrr Kelly
Kelly hobbled in to the bar on a crutch with one arm in a cast.
My god! What happened to you?" the bartender asked.
I got in a tiff with Riley.
Riley? He's just a wee fellow" the barkeep said, surprised. "He must have had something in his hand.
That he did" Kelly said, A shovel it was.
Dear Lord. Didn't you have anything in your hand?"
Aye, that I did….Mrs. Riley's right breast" Kelly said. "And a beautiful thing it was, but not much use in a fight.
What do you call a pirate that p**...on people?
aRRRRR Kelly
