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Funniest Keller Short Jokes

Short keller jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The keller humour may include short sanders jokes also.

  1. Helen Keller once described a cheese grater as... "The most violent book I have ever read"
  2. Why does helen keller play piano with only one hand? Because she uses the other one to sing
  3. What did Hellen Kellers mother do when Hellen said a bad word? She washed her hands with soap
  4. What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater? That's the worst book I ever read.
  5. I wrote a book called Endless Love It's about a tennis match between stevie wonder and Hellen Keller
  6. Sing to the tune of "Yankee Doodle"... Helen Keller went to town,
    A-ridin' on a pony,
    Stuck a feather in her hat
    and called it "Hunngunnggunufffungg"
  7. Why were Helen Keller's fingers purple? Because she heard it through the grapevine...
  8. Did you guys hear what happened to Helen Keller? Neither did she.
  9. What's the point of having Hellen Keller's house turned into a museum? If she never saw it why should I?
  10. What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow? Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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Keller One Liners

Which keller one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with keller? I can suggest the ones about circular and rearrange.

  1. A flashbang would be completely ineffective against Helen Keller. Because she's dead.
  2. Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And then a table, and then a stool.
  3. Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream? She was wearing mittens.
  4. Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead
  5. What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? Endless love
  6. (OC) What do you call Helen Keller punching someone? Senseless violence.
  7. Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.
  8. What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach? The volleyball net.
  9. Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set in her back yard? Neither did she.
  10. How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They rearranged the furniture.
  11. Did you hear about the time Helen Keller fell down a well? Neither did she.
  12. Did you hear about the shooting at Helen Keller's house? She didn't either.
  13. Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? You would too if your name was "ARGHAGHRRAH!"
  14. How did Helen Keller lose her virginity? Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.
  15. What's Helen Keller's favorite color? Corduroy.

Helen Keller Jokes

Here is a list of funny helen keller jokes and even better helen keller puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if your name was nyuhddiaiahf.
  • How did Helen Keller burn her fingertips? She was trying to read the waffle iron.
  • "On the plus side, I am completely immune to flash-bang grenades" - probably Helen Keller
  • Why did Helen Keller fire her maid? Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling
  • How did Helen Keller break her arm? You try reading a stop sign at 60 miles an hour.
  • The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration. They called the song Helen Keller .
    Courtesy of my adult daughter onto which my 'dad humor' has clearly rubbed off!!
  • Did you hear about Helen Keller's dating life? because I heard she wasn't seeing anyone
  • How do you tell Helen Keller a joke? Not this way.
  • Did you hear about the time Helen Keller fell into a ditch She screamed until she was blue in the hand.
  • Did you know that Helen Keller lived in a huge mansion? Neither did she

Bad Helen Keller Jokes

Here is a list of funny bad helen keller jokes and even better bad helen keller puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She caused frequent blue-screens and IRQ time-out errors.
  • What do you call someone who's bad at reading and playing music? Helen Keller
  • That movie was so bad... ...only Helen Keller liked it.
Keller joke, That movie was so bad...

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What funny jokes about keller you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chair jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make keller pranks.

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How did Helen Keller pierce her ear?

She answered the stapler.
How did she pierce her other ear?
Those b**... called back.
(feel free to imagine a dulled "Huwwuh? *ka-thunk* UUUNNGHH!" right after the first punchline)

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Do you guys remember Helen Keller jokes? What's your favorite one? I'll go.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car?
She's a woman.

Helen Keller

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "HERGGEHRHEHAIOUIGSGEG!"

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Yankee Doodle can use other names too

Helen Keller went to town while riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it 'UGLABERPL'
Adolf h**... went to town while riding on a pony, when someone stuck a feather in his hat, he threw it on the ground and screamed 'NIEN!'

Wrote this while waiting for a burrito in 2009

What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?
One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

Why was Helen Keller so good at golf?

She was a 2 handicap.

Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Don't laugh! You would too if you couldn't see or hear.

How do you confuse Helen Keller?

You tell her to read a basketball.

Helen Keller in court

Helen Keller was in court. Why didn't the jury rule in her favor?
They thought her argument was senseless.

Who has the all time pinball high score?

Helen Keller.

What's worse than a dead baby?

Giving a dead baby to Helen Keller and telling her its a new doll.

How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date!

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Why isn't Helen Keller a good driver?

Because she's dead.

Have you guys heard the joke about Helen Keller eating a hot dog?

It's okay, she never heard it either

Why is it okay to tell jokes about Helen Keller?

Because she will never hear them.

Kate Keller is not a good mother.

After learning that her daughter, Helen Keller, got turned down by a boy, she asks:
"Are you seeing someone?"

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Why did Helen Keller try l**...?

Because she was told it makes you see things!

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A few Helen Keller jokes. Feel free to add your own!

1. "Did you know Helen Keller had a really fancy doll house?"
"Neither did she.
2. "Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?"
"You would too if your name was BALLRUGEKLHEBSKLH!"
3. "How do you punish Helen Keller?"
"Rearrange the furniture and keep a plunger in the toilet."

Hellen Keller Jokes

What's long and black?
every day
How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity?
Someone left a plunger in the toilet

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Why was Hellen Keller such a bad driver?

She was a woman.

If Helen Keller was a pokemon..

..she'd be a Mewtwo.

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How do you know if Helen Keller just m**...?

She spits when she talks.

What does Helen Keller call her dog?

Nothing. She's dead.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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Helen Keller

I pushed Helen Keller into a ditch in the middle of the woods, she screamed and screamed until her hands hurt.

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

She broke her arm trying to read a speed limit sign.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive....

Because she's a woman.

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Sorry in advance

Why did Helen Keller dog kill itself?
You would to if your name was àaaaaaaauuuuggggfdddshnvxxkjkuuokkgdsgj

What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

Neither of them got to sea!

All this darkness is making me feel like Hellen Keller.

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What's the difference between Helen Keller and a r**...

Helen Keller got famous for not being able to read

I think Helen Keller said it best when she said. .

Of all the words used to describe Hellen Keller

She couldn't hear any of them

Did you know Helen Keller had a male roommate?

(Neither did she.)

What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

What would be a cruel joke to play on Hellen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

Why would Helen Keller be a terrible driver?

She's dead.

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How do you get even with Hellen Keller? (Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes)

How do you get even with Hellen Keller?
Leave the plunger in the toilet

How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

step on her books with golf shoes

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

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How did Helen Keller discover m**...?

Trying to read her own lips.

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

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Why is Hellen Keller bad at driving?

Because she's dead.

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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Why did Helen Keller fail her road test?

Because she was a woman

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Helen Keller

Wasn't Helen Keller a low key Not-see

Hellen Keller had legal trouble...

she missed her hearing.

Hellen Keller was the first person to go to Disney land.

Don't worry, she didn't know it either.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog?

Naaaaagggghhhhhhh.

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Helen Keller fell into a pit...

She screamed and screamed until her hands bled.

I can't see the haters.

- Helen Keller

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

What would the name be of a magician duo containing a chicken and a deaf woman?

Hen and Keller.

Whats the easiest way to confuse Helen Keller?

Put doorknobs on all the walls.

Why did Helen Keller fall down the well?

Her dog's blind, too.

Define true love...

Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing tennis.

In the immortal words of Hellen Keller

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her cap and called it...

Bleaaaaaaaaaaaagggg!

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Why does everyone enjoy having Helen Keller at b**... parties?

She can never say the safe word.

What is long and dark?

A day in the life of Helen Keller.

TIL that knitting ex champion Teresa Keller lost her title in 2011 just because she was kitting with a slightly different color.

Oops wrong thread.

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How do you surprise Hellen Keller?

Stick a plunger in her toilet.

Keller joke, How do you surprise Hellen Keller?

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