Keller Jokes

Funniest Keller Short Jokes

Short keller jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The keller humour may include short sanders jokes also.

1. Helen Keller once described a cheese grater as... "The most violent book I have ever read"
2. Why does helen keller play piano with only one hand? Because she uses the other one to sing
3. What did Hellen Kellers mother do when Hellen said a bad word? She washed her hands with soap
4. What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater? That's the worst book I ever read.
5. I wrote a book called Endless Love It's about a tennis match between stevie wonder and Hellen Keller
6. Sing to the tune of "Yankee Doodle"... Helen Keller went to town,
   A-ridin' on a pony,
   Stuck a feather in her hat
   and called it "Hunngunnggunufffungg"
7. Why were Helen Keller's fingers purple? Because she heard it through the grapevine...
8. Did you guys hear what happened to Helen Keller? Neither did she.
9. What's the point of having Hellen Keller's house turned into a museum? If she never saw it why should I?
10. What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow? Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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Keller One Liners

Which keller one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with keller? I can suggest the ones about circular and rearrange.

1. A flashbang would be completely ineffective against Helen Keller. Because she's dead.
2. Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And then a table, and then a stool.
3. Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream? She was wearing mittens.
4. Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead
5. What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? Endless love
6. (OC) What do you call Helen Keller punching someone? Senseless violence.
7. Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.
8. What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach? The volleyball net.
9. Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set in her back yard? Neither did she.
10. How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They rearranged the furniture.
11. Did you hear about the time Helen Keller fell down a well? Neither did she.
12. Did you hear about the shooting at Helen Keller's house? She didn't either.
13. Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? You would too if your name was "ARGHAGHRRAH!"
14. How did Helen Keller lose her virginity? Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.
15. What's Helen Keller's favorite color? Corduroy.

Helen Keller Jokes

Here is a list of funny helen keller jokes and even better helen keller puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if your name was nyuhddiaiahf.
• How did Helen Keller burn her fingertips? She was trying to read the waffle iron.
• "On the plus side, I am completely immune to flash-bang grenades" - probably Helen Keller
• Why did Helen Keller fire her maid? Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling
• How did Helen Keller break her arm? You try reading a stop sign at 60 miles an hour.
• The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration. They called the song Helen Keller .
  Courtesy of my adult daughter onto which my 'dad humor' has clearly rubbed off!!
• Did you hear about Helen Keller's dating life? because I heard she wasn't seeing anyone
• How do you tell Helen Keller a joke? Not this way.
• Did you hear about the time Helen Keller fell into a ditch She screamed until she was blue in the hand.
• Did you know that Helen Keller lived in a huge mansion? Neither did she

Bad Helen Keller Jokes

Here is a list of funny bad helen keller jokes and even better bad helen keller puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She caused frequent blue-screens and IRQ time-out errors.
• What do you call someone who's bad at reading and playing music? Helen Keller
• That movie was so bad... ...only Helen Keller liked it.

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What funny jokes about keller you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chair jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make keller pranks.