Following is our collection of williams humor and larson one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Keller puns for adults, dirty anderson jokes or clean peterson gags for kids.
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"The most violent book I have ever read"
That was the most violent book I've ever read...........
So she could moan with the other.
And then a table, and then a stool.
She was wearing mittens.
Because she uses the other one to sing
She's dead
Endless love
Senseless violence.
She was wearing mittens
Neither did she.
The volleyball net.
Neither did she.
Because she's dead.
That's the worst book I ever read.
Trying to read her own lips.
That was the most violent book i've ever read
Neither did she.
So she could sing with the other.
And a wall, a chair and 3 people
Helen Keller went to town,
A-ridin' on a pony,
Stuck a feather in her hat
and called it "Hunngunnggunufffungg"
It's about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller
Neither did she.
Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.
Neither did she.
She was wearing mittens
Because she's a woman.
Why does Helen Keller have holes in her face? She tried eating with a fork. Did you hear about the new Helen Keller Doll? You wind her up and she bumps into the furniture!
Then she walks into a table. Then she walks into a lamp. Then she walks into the wa- ok, you get the idea.
Nothing, she was wearing mittens.
Because she was a woman
- probably Helen Keller
You try reading a stop sign at 60 miles an hour.
Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling
Why can't Helen Keller drive a car?
She's a woman.
She spits when she talks.
Then Stevie Wonder "says wait you can walk!" Then Hellen keller says "wait you can see!"
Then hitler says "wait you're still alive!"
And that's the story about how my bartender stopped doing drugs.
She screamed until she was blue in the hand.
She was wearing mittens.
Neither did she.
She answered the stapler.
How did she pierce her other ear?
Those bastards called back.
(feel free to imagine a dulled "Huwwuh? *ka-thunk* UUUNNGHH!" right after the first punchline)
Neither did she
Trying to read the road signs!!!
Nothing, she had her mittens on.
What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?
One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.
You tell her to read a basketball.
She's dead.
She had mittens on.
Because she's dead.
She broke five fingers calling for help
She didn't know either
It's named Helen Keller Falls
Helen Keller went to town while riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it 'UGLABERPL'
Adolf Hitler went to town while riding on a pony, when someone stuck a feather in his hat, he threw it on the ground and screamed 'NIEN!'
She tried to read a road sign going 45mph
Don't worry, she didn't know it either.
Her mom rearranged the living room
"The most violent book I've ever read" - Helen Keller
Just kidding they're all dead.
So people can read her lips.
Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "HERGGEHRHEHAIOUIGSGEG!"
She was trying to read the speed limit sign on the highway.
- Helen Keller
She's dead
A cheese grater
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.