The Best 66 Keller Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Keller jokes. There are some keller larson jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these keller hellen keller puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Keller Jokes and Puns

Helen Keller once described a cheese grater as...

"The most violent book I have ever read"

How did Helen Keller pierce her ear?

She answered the stapler.

How did she pierce her other ear?

Those bastards called back.

(feel free to imagine a dulled "Huwwuh? *ka-thunk* UUUNNGHH!" right after the first punchline)

Do you guys remember Helen Keller jokes? What's your favorite one? I'll go.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car?

She's a woman.

Keller joke, Do you guys remember Helen Keller jokes? What's your favorite one? I'll go.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar

Then she walks into a table. Then she walks into a lamp. Then she walks into the wa- ok, you get the idea.

Helen Keller

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "HERGGEHRHEHAIOUIGSGEG!"


Yankee Doodle can use other names too

Helen Keller went to town while riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it 'UGLABERPL'

Adolf Hitler went to town while riding on a pony, when someone stuck a feather in his hat, he threw it on the ground and screamed 'NIEN!'

Let's hear your best Helen Keller jokes.

Why does Helen Keller have holes in her face? She tried eating with a fork. Did you hear about the new Helen Keller Doll? You wind her up and she bumps into the furniture!

Keller joke, Let's hear your best Helen Keller jokes.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar.

And then a table, and then a stool.

What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

Did you guys hear what happened to Helen Keller?

Neither did she.

Wrote this while waiting for a burrito in 2009

What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

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Helen keller sets down a cheese grader and says...

That was the most violent book i've ever read

Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

How did Helen Keller break her arm?

You try reading a stop sign at 60 miles an hour.

Why could no one hear Helen Keller cry for help when she fell off a bridge?

She was wearing mittens

What did Helen Keller say when she picked up the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read...........

Keller joke, What did Helen Keller say when she picked up the cheese grater?

How do you confuse Helen Keller?

You tell her to read a basketball.

Sing to the tune of "Yankee Doodle"...

Helen Keller went to town,
A-ridin' on a pony,
Stuck a feather in her hat
and called it "Hunngunnggunufffungg"

(OC) What do you call Helen Keller punching someone?

Senseless violence.


Why isn't Helen Keller a good driver?

Because she's dead.

Why did Helen Keller mastutbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set?

She didn't know either

How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

How do you know if Helen Keller just masturbated?

She spits when she talks.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

Why can't Helen Keller drive....

Because she's a woman.

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.

Why would Helen Keller be a terrible driver?

She's dead.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder?

Endless love

Why does Helen Keller play piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing

How did Helen Keller discover masturbation?

Trying to read her own lips.

Why is Hellen Keller bad at driving?

Because she's dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller scream when she was pushed off the mountain?

She was wearing mittens.

Why did Helen Keller fail her road test?

Because she was a woman

How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

Hellen Keller was the first person to go to Disney land.

Don't worry, she didn't know it either.

Did you hear about the time Helen Keller fell into a ditch

She screamed until she was blue in the hand.

I can't see the haters.

- Helen Keller

Did you know that Helen Keller lived in a huge mansion?

Neither did she

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog?

Neither did she.

I read a review for this cheese grater I was buying online...

"The most violent book I've ever read" - Helen Keller

"On the plus side, I am completely immune to flash-bang grenades"

- probably Helen Keller

What happened to Helen Keller when she fell down the mountain?

She broke five fingers calling for help

Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

So she could sing with the other.

Did you hear about the time Helen Keller fell down a well?

Neither did she.

Did you know Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard?

Neither did she.

I wrote a book called Endless Love

It's about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set in her back yard?

Neither did she.

Did you hear than Hellen Keller is the 13th most influential person of all time.

Neither did she.

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

She's dead

TIL Helen Keller has a waterfall named after her, to celebrate her story of learning about water.

It's named Helen Keller Falls

Hellen Keller walks in a bar

And a wall, a chair and 3 people

Hellen Keller walked into a bar,

A table, and a rack.

Anne Frank, Michael Jackson, and Helen Keller walk into a bar...

Just kidding they're all dead.

Hellen Keller had her own language

Its called bumping into things

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Then Stevie Wonder "says wait you can walk!" Then Hellen keller says "wait you can see!"
Then hitler says "wait you're still alive!"
And that's the story about how my bartender stopped doing drugs.

So Helen Keller walks into a Bar

And a table, and a chair

How do you tell Helen Keller a joke?

Not this way.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar

And a chair. And a table. And a wall.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive

Because she's dead

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