Keith Jokes

Funniest Keith Short Jokes

Short keith jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The keith humour may include short comedic jokes also.

1. Did you know if you drink the fluid from a magic 8 ball you can see the future. Trust me. My friend Keith did it once and he said he was going to die and then he did.
2. Fidel Castro is dead Looks like Keith Richards and the Queen of England are moving on to the finals.
3. Shocking results came in after Keith Richards went to the hospital. They found blood in his drugstream.
4. It was reported that Roger Daltrey, Pete Townshend, John Entwistle, and Keith Moon just released a number of canines from the local pound It can now be said that The Who let the dogs out
5. Pete Townshend and Keith Moon were arrested last night after releasing 1000 pugs from a cosmetic company's testing facility. The Who let the dogs out.
6. What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert? Lots of bad pickup lines.
7. There once was a mouse called Keith Who did circumcisions for free with his teeth;
   He didn't do it for pleasure,
   Excitement or leisure...
   He did it for the cheese underneath.
8. Every time you smoke a cigarette, God takes away 5 minutes of your life... and gives it to Keith Richards
9. Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe? So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.
10. Keith Ape makes his mother a sandwich. Keith Ape makes his mother a sandwich.
    She takes a bite and cries with joy.
    "This is amazing! What kind of sandwich is this?" She asks.
    "It cheese ma."

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Keith One Liners

Which keith one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with keith? I can suggest the ones about magnificent and urban.

1. What has 132 legs and 8 teeth? The front row of a Toby Keith concert.
2. What's Mike Tyson's locksmith called? Keith
3. Prince Phillip Has Died... So now the Queen and Keith Richards move on to the Finals
4. Since he is a country singer... Shouldn't Keith Urban's last name be Rural?
5. Keith Richards is dead No one has told him that yet though.
6. What did Orville say when Keith Harris died? Nothing.
7. What does the sun do? It makes Keith sweat and Bobby brown
8. If Keith Urban was an anti-hipster lawmaker what would he impose first? A Kefir Ban.
9. Have you heard the song between Keith Urban and John Legend? No? Must be an Urban Legend.
10. What do you call a locksmith with a lisp? Keith
11. I'm leading the singing at Keith from the Prodigy's f**... I'm the choir starter

Witty Keith Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about keith you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean performer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make keith pranks.