Keillor Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

You know why cannibals don't eat divorced women?

They're bitter.

— Garrison Keillor

So I saw these two guys fighting with a woman over her purse.

Being my first time in downtown New York, I didn't know if I should help out or intervene. Reluctantly I decided to lend a hand. Between the three of us, it didn't take us long to get the purse away from her.
~Garrison Keillor

Garrison Keillor is twice the entertainer that Bill Cosby is.

Keillor even puts the men to sleep.

A guy walks into a bar...

A guy walks into a bar with a handful of fresh dog manure and says to the bartender, "Look what I almost stepped in."

(from Garrison Keillor)

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