The Best 4 Keillor Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Keillor jokes. There are some keillor purse jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these keillor bill puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Keillor Jokes and Puns

You know why cannibals don't eat divorced women?

They're bitter.

— Garrison Keillor

So I saw these two guys fighting with a woman over her purse.

Being my first time in downtown New York, I didn't know if I should help out or intervene. Reluctantly I decided to lend a hand. Between the three of us, it didn't take us long to get the purse away from her.
~Garrison Keillor

A guy walks into a bar...

A guy walks into a bar with a handful of fresh dog manure and says to the bartender, "Look what I almost stepped in."

(from Garrison Keillor)

Garrison Keillor is twice the entertainer that Bill Cosby is.

Keillor even puts the men to sleep.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the keillor woman jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working keillor werner piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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