Following is our collection of funny Keillor jokes. Read keillor purse jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.
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Fun-Filled Keillor Jokes to Boost Your Mood
You know why cannibals don't eat divorced women?
They're bitter.
— Garrison Keillor
So I saw these two guys fighting with a woman over her purse.
Being my first time in downtown New York, I didn't know if I should help out or intervene. Reluctantly I decided to lend a hand. Between the three of us, it didn't take us long to get the purse away from her.
~Garrison Keillor
A guy walks into a bar...
A guy walks into a bar with a handful of fresh dog manure and says to the bartender, "Look what I almost stepped in."
(from Garrison Keillor)
Garrison Keillor is twice the entertainer that Bill Cosby is.
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