The Best 7 Kegel Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kegel jokes. There are some kegel workout jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kegel pelvic puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Kegel Jokes and Puns

Kegels are a good exercise

they make you stronger as a hole

A rancher runs up to a cowboy...

Rancher: What happened? How did the sheep get loose?

Cowboy: Apparently, she hasn't been doing her Kegel exercises...

What do you call a girlfriend who does kegel exercises?

Your main squeeze.

What do you call a girl that routinely does kegel exercises?

Jacked in the box


Weird flex but okay.


They're basically like bagels, but the hole is tighter.

What's a gynecologist's favorite bird?

A Bald Kegel.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the kegel pec jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working kegel acci piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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