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7 keg jokes and hilarious keg puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about keg that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Heartwarming Keg Jokes that Make You Laugh

What is a good keg joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A tub, pail, can, basket, canister, vat, kettle, cask, p**..., keg, barrel, and bowl.

I needed to make a bucket list before I die.

Hey, is that a keg in your pants?

because my alcoholism is tearing me apart.

BREWER: We're sorry to inform you Mrs. O'reilly that your husband drowned today at the Guinness factory

WIFE: Well at least give me the comfort in knowing it was a quick death
BREWER: well he drowned in only 15 minutes, short considering he got out of the keg twice to pee

What do you call a duck that is drinking straight out of a keg?

A party fowl.

Mowing the Lawn

I was planning to mow the lawn the other day but instead decided to but a keg of beer. I poured it on the lawn and after 30 minutes it was half cut!

Did you hear about the pirate who owned a bar?

He had a keg leg.

How do you tell a beer keg and a new fish apart?

*Kegs don't beg you to stop when you tap them.*


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