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How do you keep a blonde busy for years?
Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.
How do you keep a blonde busy?
Put "flip" on both sides of a piece of paper
How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
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A Blonde Checks Her Mail
A man was outside mowing his lawn, when the blonde next door came out and looked in her mailbox. She frowned and went back in.
After a few minutes the blonde came back out and looked in her mailbox again. She had the same reaction and then went in once more. The man was a little confused but he minded his own business.
A few minutes later the blonde returned once more, and now the man was curious. 'What are you doing?' he asked her, 'You've checked your mailbox three times now. Nothings going to change in a few minutes.'
The blonde replies, 'Yes, but my computer keeps saying "You've got mail !" '
I read this on a joke site a couple years ago. Thought it belonged here.
Blond in debt
There was this blond woman heavily in debt. She got a letter in the mail saying that if she didn't pay her bills soon the bank would repossess her business. Not knowing what to do, she prayed.
"Please God" she said "Let me win the lottery so I'll have the money to keep my business."
She didn't win the lottery though and the bank ended up taking her business. The next week she got another letter in the mail saying that if she didn't pay her bills the bank would take her house. Again, the woman prayed.
"Please God. Let me win the lottery so I can keep my house."
Again, she didn't win the lottery and the bank kicked her out of her house. Now she is living in her car. Without mercy, a bank representative told her that if she didn't pay her bills they would take her car as well. She decides to pray one more time.
"Please God. Let me win the lottery so I can put my life back together again."
All of a sudden the clouds parted and God spoke to her.
"Work with me, girl. Buy a friggin' lottery ticket!"
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