Keeper Jokes

• Short Keeper Jokes
• Keeper One Liners
• Zoo Keeper Jokes
• Bee Keeper Jokes
• Crypt Keeper Jokes
• More Keeper Jokes

Funniest Keeper Short Jokes

Short keeper jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The keeper humour may include short holder jokes also.

1. I met my girlfriend whilst she was working at the zoo. There she was in her uniform – straightaway I knew she was a keeper.
2. At the zoo I noticed a slice of toast in one of the enclosures. I asked the keeper, 'How did that toast get into the cage?'
   'It was bread in captivity' she replied.
3. LPT: If you are planning to settle down, don't date a soccer player. There's only a 1/11 chance they are a keeper.
4. My son started dating a goalie for a women's soccer team and asked me what I thought of her. I said "Son, she's a keeper."
5. A guy walks into a bookstore and asks for a book on Pavlov and Schrodinger. The book keeper says it rings a bell but he doesn't know if it is there or not.
6. Guys walks into a piano shop and asks the shop keeper for a wasp! The store keeper says sir. We are a piano shop. We don't sell wasps . The guys says. Then why have you got some in the window?
7. What did the light house keeper do when he lost his job? He became a maid, he was already accustomed to performing light house work.
8. I went on a blind date and the girl gave me a honeycomb. Knew right away she was a keeper.
9. I met my girlfriend whilst visiting the London Zoo. Straight away I knew she was a keeper.
10. Went on a date with a girl once and she told me she played goalie on her soccer team Right at that moment, I knew that meant she was a keeper

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Keeper One Liners

Which keeper one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with keeper? I can suggest the ones about guard and manager.

1. My new girlfriend works at the Zoo. I think she is a keeper.
2. I'd never let my daughter date a soccer player There is a 1/11 chance he's a keeper
3. I found a girlfriend who's into bees. She's a keeper.
4. What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal? A keeper
5. So my new girlfriend plays soccer professionally I think she's a keeper
6. I started dating a girl who loves soccer She's a keeper
7. My girlfriend brought 50,000 bees and put them in our back yard. She's a keeper.
8. My wife just set up her beehives in the garden I think she's a keeper
9. My girlfriend is a keeper. She's perfect, but I never score.
10. So I met this really nice girl at the zoo! She was a keeper.
11. I started dating a girl I really like. She's really into bees I think she's a keeper
12. Why was the dolphin keeper depressed? Because he had no porpoise.
13. The first time I saw my girlfriend tending her beehive... I knew she was a keeper.
14. My girlfriend is beautiful and awesome at soccer She's a keeper
15. Yo mama's so fat... When she picked up a toddler the zoo keepers shot her.

Zoo Keeper Jokes

Here is a list of funny zoo keeper jokes and even better zoo keeper puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I'll never forget how I met my wife at the zoo From the moment I saw her I knew she was a keeper
• I met my girlfriend while visiting the zoo. There she was, in her uniform... straightaway I knew she was a keeper
• I'm dating a guy that works at the zoo... He's a keeper!
• An orangutan in the zoo has two books The Bible and Darwin's Origin Of Species. He's trying to figure out if he's his brother's keeper—or his keeper's brother.
• Got sacked from my job as a zoo keeper. But as I said in my disciplinary
  "all the signs say DON'T feed the animals"
• What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper? The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe
• What did the zoo keeper say when he saw the elephant wearing sunglasses? nothing, he didn't recognise him
• Why did the zoo keeper kill himself? He didn't have a porpoise.
• Lost Elephants Zoo Keeper:"I've lost one of my
  elephants"
  Other Zoo Keeper:"Why don't you put an advert in the paper?"
  Zoo
  Keeper:"Don't be silly, he can't read!"
• What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper? Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.

Bee Keeper Jokes

Here is a list of funny bee keeper jokes and even better bee keeper puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• When your girlfriend comes home in a white suit, smelling of honey and covered in bee stings You know she's a keeper.
• My girlfriend surprised me when she came home today in a white suit, covered in bee stings and smelling of honey. She's a keeper.
• my girlfriend says she can lick the honey from a beehive so gently that the bees won't even know she's there she's a keeper
• today I met a girl that claims to work with bees yeah, she's definitely a keeper
• If you find out someone has 10,000 bees, marry them That's how you know they're a keeper
• If you meet a person who own a few thousand bees, marry them. They're a keeper.
• Whenever my father, a bee keeper, would see a pretty lady walk by he would always say "Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder."
• I have like Five Bees in my room I guess you can call me a keeper.
• My wife loves bees. That's how I know she's a keeper.
• If your girlfriend likes bees she's probably a keeper

Crypt Keeper Jokes

Here is a list of funny crypt keeper jokes and even better crypt keeper puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and the Crypt Keeper? The Crypt Keeper doesn't know it's a puppet.

Rib-Tickling Keeper Jokes that Bring Friends Together

What funny jokes about keeper you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean collector jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make keeper pranks.