Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Keepers Jokes with Friends.
Recently asked a friend, "What's the worst thing about being divorced three times?"
With some thought, he finally said, Well, all of them were pretty good house keepers...
How is that a bad thing? I wondered.
He replied, Every time I've divorced, they've kept my house.
Three men walk into a store
The first is a black man, the second is a white man, and the third is an Asian man. They wander the aisles for a few minutes browsing, and quickly noticed the shop keepers keeping a careful eye on the black and Asian men. Later when they left they began complaining
"I can't believe they did!"
Said the black man
"I know! How terrible!"
Said the Asian man. Then the white man said
"Don't worry, I stole enough for all of us"
Yo mama's so fat...
When she picked up a toddler the zoo keepers shot her.
Some breaking English football news.
Arsenal are to allow their goal keepers, to train without a mask,
club doctors confirm.
There's no way they can catch anything..
What language do inn keepers speak
Innglish
What type of retirement account do house keepers invest in?
409k
Electrons would be bad shop keepers
All they'd to would be to just charge you
Me and my brother are the keepers of all of the knowledge in the universe
We split the information 50/50 between us. Go ahead, ask me anything!!
What do a man who lives in a watch tower by the sea and a 85 lbs hotel maid have in common?
They're both light house keepers.
Finders, Keepers
I saw this cool mine selling shop in Iraq.
