Keen Jokes
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Short keen jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The keen humour may include short eager jokes also.
- I Wasn't Too Keen On The Idea Of Gay Parenting Until I met my wife, who was raised by two dads. That's when I came to my senses and realized.. NO MOTHER-IN-LAW!
- I decided to audition for the middle earth Church Bell Ringers Society. It's not difficult to join, as they have but one rule to ring them all:
Toll keenly. - In the beginning, God created man. Then, seeing man was lonely, God created woman, that man could feel his loneliness more keenly.
- Why is Trump so keen to stay with the queen in the UK? He heard she has golden bathrooms and can't wait to try out the showers.
- I decided to get a toupee. But I know my missus is not keen on the idea, so for now I'm going to keep it under my hat.
- So my close friends kid wanted to be Batman. So a murdered his parents after giving them tickets to the opera.
He doesn't seem so keen now. - A couple of friends are holding a joint party for Chinese New Year and Burns Night called Chinese-Burns Night I wasn't keen but they twisted my arm...
- My friend is a keen poker player He recently lost his arm in a car accident - They've given him a prosthetic but he's finding it really hard to deal with.
- This bellboy at this hotel must be really keen for his tips... ...I asked him for a deck of playing cards and it took 52 trips to get them to me.
- Why were the Greeks, Serbs and Croats not to keen on joining up with Bismarck? They'd still be under a man named Otto.
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Keen One Liners
Which keen one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with keen? I can suggest the ones about zeal and enthusiastic.
- Why is Trump so keen to stop counting votes? His advisers are rushin...
- Why does Donald Trump print his emails? He's never been keen on fax
- Went to a restaurant with Brutus He wasn't keen on the Caesar. But he still et tu.
- I'm not keen on Neanderthal comedy. It's very low-brow humour.
- Did you hear about the man with five keen senses?
He still lacked common and horse! - What do you call a keen Russian? Igor
- Did you hear about the dragon fan who played Skyrim? He was Dovah-keen
- I Was Keen On The Idea Of Gay Parenting Until my dads convinced me it was wrong
Cheerful Fun Keen Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about keen you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean passionate jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make keen pranks.
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My Wife won't like it
One day I accidentally overturned my golf buggy.
Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, Are you okay, what's your name?"
"Its Jack , and I'm Okay thanks," I replied.
"Jack , forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while, and I'll help you get the cart up later."
"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, but I don't think my wife would like it."
"Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted.
She was very pretty, very s**... and persuasive... I was weak.
"Well okay," I finally agreed, and added, "but my wife won't like it."
After a restorative brandy, and some creative putting lessons, I thanked my host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset."
"Don't be silly! Elizabeth said with a smile, She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Under the cart!"
"Right, I've been thinking." I said to the oncologist. "I'm not keen on radiotherapy or chemotherapy. At this stage I think it would be best to just let the disease take its natural course."
My wife's eyes filled with tears, "We should've discussed this together."
"My minds made up." I insisted.
"I think your wife is right." Said the consultant. "After all, she is the one with cancer."
I was watching the Super Bowl with some friends...
and my fiancee's friend, who isn't very keen on sports, is commenting on the shoe polish streaks under their eyes.
She says "I just don't get it, what do those black things even do?"
I reply, "Well, play football, mostly."
A group of primary school students were participating in a local spelling bee.
A keen young boy steps before the judges and is told, "Your word is spider."
Not quite sure as to how to spell it, the boy asks, "Could you please use it in a sentence?"
A judge replies, "A spider has eight eyes."
The boy then states, "S-P-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-D-E-R."
So a man walks into a psychiatrists office...
wearing nothing by saran wrap. The psychiatrist takes one look at him and says, "well, I can clearly see you're nuts!"
edited for spelling, thanks for edfitz83 keen eye ;)
I asked my wife what three things she finds most irritating.
She said, "well, I really dislike Sunday drivers. I'm not particularly keen on loud, abnoixious children. But mostly, I really hate it when I have to repeat myself!"
"Oh, yeah, absolutely!" I replied, "You can say that again."
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As the photographer snapped pictures, I posed provocatively and gave my most s**... looks to the camera, even grabbing my c**... for effect! I felt wild and sensual and free...
I went over to the computer to see the results, as I was keen to see if they had captured the essence of my being.
"I guess so." growled the officer. "Now let's go stand for the police lineup and then we'll be done here."
Went to my first fight Club tonight, was so much fun, got there a bit late so I missed the first bit of induction. But wow was it fun! Anyone who is keen or wants to know more, hit me up for details!
Chairman Mao was a keen rock climber who managed to scale all the top ten peaks of China. He commemorated his achievement by getting his ears pierced and adding 10 pieces of jewellery to represent each peak.
he was....(ahem)....MaoTenEarring.
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It's a fair notion to suggest that I'm quite keen on o**... contraceptives.
I asked a girl to have s**... with my one night.
She said "No."
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h**... was a keen golfer.....
He even wrote a book on it, it was titled 'How to get out of a bunker with one shot.'
Someone asked me if I had ever noticed that I had a keen sense for being able to tell where water was underground...
I replied, "I'm well aware."
I wasn't too keen on the idea of growing a moustache for movember.
but it really seems to be growing on me.
I was peeing the other day, and my girlfriend said "were you eating asparagus?"
She has a keen sense of taste.
What do United Airlines and the UK have in common?
They're both keen on removing locals from their seats, and appointing new people in their places.
