Uplifting Kedavra Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
For my cake day, a Harry Potter joke I made up when I was a kid...
*Knock-knock*
~ Who's there?
~ You know
~ you know who?
*avada kedavra!*
Sorry if everyone knows that one, 7 year old me thought I was being very clever.
What do Taylor Swift and Avada Kedavra have in common?
They'll leave you breathless or with a n**... scar.
The "Lumos/Nox" trick on Android phones is pretty neat. However...
I'd advise the Galaxy Note 7 crowd to avoid "Avada Kedavra."
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.
AVADA KEDAVRA!