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31 kebab jokes and hilarious kebab puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kebab that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Kebab Short Jokes

Short kebab jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kebab humour may include short salami jokes also.

  1. What do you call a really, really quiet piece of meat? A shh-kebab.
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    I love you too, fellas.
  2. I don't understand how Authorities can tell us that we "Can't Negotiate with terrorists..." I just got a free can of Coke with my kebab...
  3. What is the question that has perplexed eastern european historians? Did Vlad Dracula remove kebab, or impale them?
  4. Where does Kylie Minogue get her kebabs? Jason's Doner-Van
  5. The kebab shop was closed so I had to make one myself from scratch... It wasn't the gyro I deserved, but the gyro I kneaded...
  6. How does a Turk say Okay to a guy called Robert? 'Kebab'.
  7. Why did the Serb walk out of a buffet restaurant? Because kebab was served.
  8. I ate a bad vegetarian kebab for lunch. Now I falafel.
  9. My Grandpa owned a Kebab shop for 20 years. When he died we buried him with all of his equipment.
    I bet he's turning in his grave.
  10. What do you call a kebab made from venison? Donner kebab

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Kebab One Liners

Which kebab one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kebab? I can suggest the ones about barbecue and steak.

  1. What do you call a kebab prepared by a librarian? A shush-kebab
  2. What did the exasperated man serve at his barbecue? Sheesh kebabs
  3. What do you call a kebab made by a librarian? A Shhhhhish-kebab.
  4. How do you dress like a Turkish person? Don a kebab.
  5. A tasty dish made by Voldemort Avada - KEBAB- ra...
  6. What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop? "Make me one with everything."
  7. Constantine XI : Ships can't walk on lands Mehmed II the Conqueror: Hold my Kebab
  8. Crazy girls are like a street vendor's kebab Hot, jucy, and dangerous.
  9. What do you call a shish-kebab at a fancy restaurant? A Shish-ke-Robert
  10. What food did people in The Quiet Place eat? Shush kebabs
  11. Turkish fundraising dinner Donor Kebab
  12. What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital? Donor Kebab
  13. I made so many kebabs It was a shish load
  14. The other day I saw a sheep pole dancing in a kebab shop.
  15. What do you call an MMA fighter in a kebab shop? Doner McGregor

Kebab joke, What do you call an MMA fighter in a kebab shop?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about kebab can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of kebab puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Hilarious Kebab Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about kebab you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean hamburger jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make kebab prank.

One of the British national daily newspapers was asking readers: "What it means to be British?".

Some of the emails were hilarious but this one from a Swiss was a winner.
 
"Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for
a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a
Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on a Swedish furniture and watch
American shows on a Japanese TV. He buys a holiday home in Spain, Skis in France, fancies Swedish birds and has a Romanian au-pair.
 
And the most British thing of all?
"Suspicious of anything Foreign "

s**... is like Kebab. When it's good, it's really good...

...and when I'm drunk I'm willing to pay for it in a roadside turkish buffet.

Found my first grey p**... hair last night.

Just a shame it was in a kebab.

Wife said that I only ever want s**......

*My wife said that I only ever want s**... with her when I'm drunk.*
*That's not true. I usually want a kebab as well.*

Kebab joke, The other day I saw a sheep pole dancing

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The impact of these kebab jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.