The Best 22 Kebab Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kebab jokes. There are some kebab tikka jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kebab naan puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Kebab Jokes and Puns

One of the British national daily newspapers was asking readers: "What it means to be British?".

Some of the emails were hilarious but this one from a Swiss was a winner.
 
"Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for
a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a
Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on a Swedish furniture and watch
American shows on a Japanese TV. He buys a holiday home in Spain, Skis in France, fancies Swedish birds and has a Romanian au-pair.
 
And the most British thing of all?
"Suspicious of anything Foreign "

Sex is like Kebab. When it's good, it's really good...

...and when I'm drunk I'm willing to pay for it in a roadside turkish buffet.

What do you call a kebab prepared by a librarian?

A shush-kebab

Kebab joke, What do you call a kebab prepared by a librarian?

Found my first grey pubic hair last night.

Just a shame it was in a kebab.

I don't understand how Authorities can tell us that we "Can't Negotiate with terrorists..."

I just got a free can of Coke with my kebab...


A tasty dish made by Voldemort

Avada - KEBAB- ra...

What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

"Make me one with everything."

Kebab joke, What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

Constantine XI : Ships can't walk on lands

Mehmed II the Conqueror: Hold my Kebab

Crazy girls are like a street vendor's kebab

Hot, jucy, and dangerous.

Turkish fundraising dinner

Donor Kebab

What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

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How do you dress like a Turkish person?

Don a kebab.

Wife said that I only ever want sex...

*My wife said that I only ever want sex with her when I'm drunk.*

*That's not true. I usually want a kebab as well.*

What is the question that has perplexed eastern european historians?

Did Vlad Dracula remove kebab, or impale them?

What do you call an MMA fighter in a kebab shop?

Doner McGregor

The other day I saw a sheep pole dancing

in a kebab shop.

Kebab joke, The other day I saw a sheep pole dancing

The kebab shop was closed so I had to make one myself from scratch...

It wasn't the gyro I deserved, but the gyro I kneaded...

I ate a bad vegetarian kebab for lunch.

Now I falafel.

My Grandpa owned a Kebab shop for 20 years.

When he died we buried him with all of his equipment.
I bet he's turning in his grave.


Why did the Serb walk out of a buffet restaurant?

Because kebab was served.

What do you call a kebab made from venison?

Donner kebab

Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the kebab extremist jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working kebab syrian piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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