Hilarious Kebab Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
One of the British national daily newspapers was asking readers: "What it means to be British?".
Some of the emails were hilarious but this one from a Swiss was a winner.
"Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for
a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a
Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on a Swedish furniture and watch
American shows on a Japanese TV. He buys a holiday home in Spain, Skis in France, fancies Swedish birds and has a Romanian au-pair.
And the most British thing of all?
"Suspicious of anything Foreign "
s**... is like Kebab. When it's good, it's really good...
...and when I'm drunk I'm willing to pay for it in a roadside turkish buffet.
What do you call a kebab prepared by a librarian?
A shush-kebab
Found my first grey p**... hair last night.
Just a shame it was in a kebab.
What do you call a kebab made by a librarian?
A Shhhhhish-kebab.
I don't understand how Authorities can tell us that we "Can't Negotiate with terrorists..."
I just got a free can of Coke with my kebab...
How do you dress like a Turkish person?
Don a kebab.
A tasty dish made by Voldemort
Avada - KEBAB- ra...
What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?
"Make me one with everything."
Constantine XI : Ships can't walk on lands
Mehmed II the Conqueror: Hold my Kebab
Crazy girls are like a street vendor's kebab
Hot, jucy, and dangerous.
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Turkish fundraising dinner
Donor Kebab
What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?
Donor Kebab
Wife said that I only ever want s**......
*My wife said that I only ever want s**... with her when I'm drunk.*
*That's not true. I usually want a kebab as well.*
What is the question that has perplexed eastern european historians?
Did Vlad Dracula remove kebab, or impale them?
The other day I saw a sheep pole dancing
in a kebab shop.
What do you call an MMA fighter in a kebab shop?
Doner McGregor
The kebab shop was closed so I had to make one myself from scratch...
It wasn't the gyro I deserved, but the gyro I kneaded...
Why did the Serb walk out of a buffet restaurant?
Because kebab was served.
I ate a bad vegetarian kebab for lunch.
Now I falafel.
My Grandpa owned a Kebab shop for 20 years.
When he died we buried him with all of his equipment.
I bet he's turning in his grave.
What do you call a kebab made from venison?
Donner kebab
Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?
Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.
