Kebab Jokes
31 kebab jokes and hilarious kebab puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kebab that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Kebab Short Jokes
Short kebab jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kebab humour may include short salami jokes also.
- What do you call a really, really quiet piece of meat? A shh-kebab.
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I love you too, fellas. - I don't understand how Authorities can tell us that we "Can't Negotiate with terrorists..." I just got a free can of Coke with my kebab...
- The kebab shop was closed so I had to make one myself from scratch... It wasn't the gyro I deserved, but the gyro I kneaded...
- Why did the Serb walk out of a buffet restaurant? Because kebab was served.
- I ate a bad vegetarian kebab for lunch. Now I falafel.
- My Grandpa owned a Kebab shop for 20 years. When he died we buried him with all of his equipment.
I bet he's turning in his grave. - What do you call a kebab made from venison? Donner kebab
- Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop? Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.
- Bears do not eat bears.
Tigers do not eat tigers.
Dogs do not eat dogs.
Cats stopped eating kebabs. - What's a comedians favorite type of kebab? Durum tss
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Kebab One Liners
Which kebab one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kebab? I can suggest the ones about barbecue and steak.
- What do you call a kebab prepared by a librarian? A shush-kebab
- What did the exasperated man serve at his barbecue? Sheesh kebabs
- How do you dress like a Turkish person? Don a kebab.
- A tasty dish made by Voldemort Avada - KEBAB- ra...
- Constantine XI : Ships can't walk on lands Mehmed II the Conqueror: Hold my Kebab
- Crazy girls are like a street vendor's kebab Hot, jucy, and dangerous.
- What do you call a shish-kebab at a fancy restaurant? A Shish-ke-Robert
- What food did people in The Quiet Place eat? Shush kebabs
- Turkish fundraising dinner Donor Kebab
- What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital? Donor Kebab
- I made so many kebabs It was a shish load
- The other day I saw a sheep pole dancing in a kebab shop.
- What do you call an MMA fighter in a kebab shop? Doner McGregor
- Where does Kylie Minogue get her kebabs? Jason's Doner-Van
- How does a Turk say Okay to a guy called Robert? 'Kebab'.
Hilarious Kebab Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What funny jokes about kebab you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hamburger jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kebab pranks.
One of the British national daily newspapers was asking readers: "What it means to be British?".
Some of the emails were hilarious but this one from a Swiss was a winner.
"Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for
a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a
Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on a Swedish furniture and watch
American shows on a Japanese TV. He buys a holiday home in Spain, Skis in France, fancies Swedish birds and has a Romanian au-pair.
And the most British thing of all?
"Suspicious of anything Foreign "
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s**... is like Kebab. When it's good, it's really good...
...and when I'm drunk I'm willing to pay for it in a roadside turkish buffet.
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Found my first grey p**... hair last night.
Just a shame it was in a kebab.
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Wife said that I only ever want s**......
*My wife said that I only ever want s**... with her when I'm drunk.*
*That's not true. I usually want a kebab as well.*
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What is the question that has perplexed eastern european historians?
Did Vlad Dracula remove kebab, or impale them?
