The Best 22 Keanu Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Keanu jokes. There are some keanu wahlberg jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these keanu neeson puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Keanu Jokes and Puns

Asian Keanu

Asian Keanu arrives at party.

Asian Keanu gets bored.

Asian Keanu Reeves.

The cast of the Matrix was having a barbeque

The seafood was fresh off the grill. Keanu Reeves tasted it and exclaimed "What is this! It's like charcoal!"

The cook turned and said "What if I told you...that's why they call me Laurence Fishburne"

^I'll ^see ^myself ^out

Keanu Reeves threw a grenade and killed 50 people

Then it exploded

Keanu joke, Keanu Reeves threw a grenade and killed 50 people

What do you get when Keanu Reeves takes shrooms?


I got kicked out of Comic-Con for assaulting a guy who didnt know who Keanu Reeves played in The Matrix

That was the second time I've been called a neo-nazi.

Not sure it's dad joke exclusive but have a fun game and could use your input.

Pick a celebrity and a product line they would create.

Keanu Reeves has a new t-shirt line, it's called Keanu Sleaves

What happens if John Wick is recast?

Keanu Leaves

Keanu joke, What happens if John Wick is recast?

Name dropping

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Keanu Reeves and I are good friends," he brags to the bartender. "Just not with each other."

What did Keanu Reeves say to COVID-19?

You're Breathtaking!

Where does Keanu Reeves go to do his research?


Did you know Keanu Reeves did fetish work before he was famous?

He went by Peeonyou Reeves

You can explore keanu depp reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean keanu denzel dad jokes. There are also keanu puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Oprah Uma joke

David Letterman at the Oscars:

Oprah? Uma. Uma? Oprah.


I feel much better. Have you kids met Keanu?

An Asian Keanu

An Asian Keanu enters a room.

Asian Keanu got angry.

Asian Keanu Reeves.

Why can't Keanu Reeves eat his soup?

There is no spoon

What do you call an actor that is underwater?

Keanu Reefs

Why is Keanu Reeves always stealing balloons?

Because he's breathtaking.

Keanu joke, Why is Keanu Reeves always stealing balloons?

Why didn't Keanu Reeves eat his breakfast cereal?

Because....there is no spoon.

what does keanu reeves do to stay alive

Keanu breathes.

What would happen if Keanu Reeves became a DJ

Keanu Raves

What kind of car does keanu reeves drive?

A Toyota Matrix.

Keanu Reeves Joke

Keanu: No, I don't think I've seen that before.

Me: Of course you have man: it's the show where David Carradine plays a Shaolin monk in the Old West.

Keanu: Woah. I guess I do know Kung Fu.

If Keanu Reeves was born with two X chromosomes, what would he be?

A whoa-man.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the keanu freeman jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working keanu carrey piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes