Cheerful Fun Keanu Jokes for Lovely Laughter
Asian Keanu
Asian Keanu arrives at party.
Asian Keanu gets bored.
Asian Keanu Reeves.
Fun movie fact: Did you know that the movie "Speed" featuring Keanu had no director?
Because if it had direction, then the movie would be called "Velocity"
The cast of the Matrix was having a barbeque
The seafood was fresh off the grill. Keanu Reeves tasted it and exclaimed "What is this! It's like charcoal!"
The cook turned and said "What if I told you...that's why they call me Laurence Fishburne"
^I'll ^see ^myself ^out
Keanu Reeves threw a grenade and killed 50 people
Then it exploded
What do you get when Keanu Reeves takes shrooms?
Neosporin
I got kicked out of Comic-Con for assaulting a guy who didnt know who Keanu Reeves played in The Matrix
That was the second time I've been called a neo-n**....
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Pick a celebrity and a product line they would create.
Keanu Reeves has a new t-shirt line, it's called Keanu Sleaves

What happens if John Wick is recast?
Keanu Leaves
Name dropping
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Keanu Reeves and I are good friends," he brags to the bartender. "Just not with each other."
What did Keanu Reeves say to COVID-19?
You're Breathtaking!
Where does Keanu Reeves go to do his research?
Wick-ipedia
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Did you know Keanu Reeves did f**... work before he was famous?
He went by Peeonyou Reeves
Oprah Uma joke
David Letterman at the Oscars:
Oprah? Uma. Uma? Oprah.
PAUSE ...
I feel much better. Have you kids met Keanu?
An Asian Keanu
An Asian Keanu enters a room.
Asian Keanu got angry.
Asian Keanu Reeves.
Why can't Keanu Reeves eat his soup?
There is no spoon
What do you call an actor that is underwater?
Keanu Reefs

Why is Keanu Reeves always stealing balloons?
Because he's breathtaking.
Why didn't Keanu Reeves eat his breakfast cereal?
Because....there is no spoon.
what does keanu reeves do to stay alive
Keanu breathes.
What would happen if Keanu Reeves became a DJ
Keanu Raves
What kind of car does keanu reeves drive?
A Toyota Matrix.
Keanu Reeves Joke
Keanu: No, I don't think I've seen that before.
Me: Of course you have man: it's the show where David Carradine plays a Shaolin monk in the Old West.
Keanu: Woah. I guess I do know Kung Fu.
If Keanu Reeves was born with two X chromosomes, what would he be?
A whoa-man.