Keanu Jokes
31 keanu jokes and hilarious keanu puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about keanu that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Keanu Short Jokes
Short keanu jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The keanu humour may include short blockbuster jokes also.
- Not sure it's dad joke exclusive but have a fun game and could use your input. Pick a celebrity and a product line they would create.
Keanu Reeves has a new t-shirt line, it's called Keanu Sleaves - Name dropping A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Keanu Reeves and I are good friends," he brags to the bartender. "Just not with each other."
- Oprah Uma joke David Letterman at the Oscars:
Oprah? Uma. Uma? Oprah.
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I feel much better. Have you kids met Keanu? - Who's the main actor in Japan's version of "The Matrix"? Keanu Leaves
- What do Keanu Reeves and the Krebs Cycle have in common? You can find both in the matrix!
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Keanu One Liners
Which keanu one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with keanu? I can suggest the ones about actress and freeman.
- Asian Keanu Asian Keanu arrives at party.
Asian Keanu gets bored.
Asian Keanu Reeves. - Keanu Reeves threw a grenade and killed 50 people Then it exploded
- What do you get when Keanu Reeves takes shrooms? Neosporin
- What happens if John Wick is recast? Keanu Leaves
- What did Keanu Reeves say to COVID-19? You're Breathtaking!
- Where does Keanu Reeves go to do his research? Wick-ipedia
- An Asian Keanu An Asian Keanu enters a room.
Asian Keanu got angry.
Asian Keanu Reeves. - Why can't Keanu Reeves eat his soup? There is no spoon
- What do you call an actor that is underwater? Keanu Reefs
- Why is Keanu Reeves always stealing balloons? Because he's breathtaking.
- what does keanu reeves do to stay alive Keanu breathes.
- What would happen if Keanu Reeves became a DJ Keanu Raves
- What kind of car does keanu reeves drive? A Toyota Matrix.
- If Keanu Reeves was born with two X chromosomes, what would he be? A whoa-man.
- If Keanu Reeves became a web developer, what would his website's name be? John Wix

Cheerful Fun Keanu Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about keanu you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean actor jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make keanu pranks.
The cast of the Matrix was having a barbeque
The seafood was fresh off the grill. Keanu Reeves tasted it and exclaimed "What is this! It's like charcoal!"
The cook turned and said "What if I told you...that's why they call me Laurence Fishburne"
^I'll ^see ^myself ^out
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I got kicked out of Comic-Con for assaulting a guy who didnt know who Keanu Reeves played in The matrix
That was the second time I've been called a neo-n**....
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Did you know Keanu Reeves did f**... work before he was famous?
He went by Peeonyou Reeves
