Keanu Jokes

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Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these keanu neeson puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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Asian Keanu

Asian Keanu arrives at party.

Asian Keanu gets bored.

Asian Keanu Reeves.

Fun movie fact: Did you know that the movie "Speed" featuring Keanu had no director?

Because if it had direction, then the movie would be called "Velocity"

The cast of the Matrix was having a barbeque

The seafood was fresh off the grill. Keanu Reeves tasted it and exclaimed "What is this! It's like charcoal!"

The cook turned and said "What if I told you...that's why they call me Laurence Fishburne"

^I'll ^see ^myself ^out

Keanu Reeves threw a grenade and killed 50 people

Then it exploded

What do you get when Keanu Reeves takes shrooms?


I got kicked out of Comic-Con for assaulting a guy who didnt know who Keanu Reeves played in The Matrix

That was the second time I've been called a neo-n**....

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Pick a celebrity and a product line they would create.

Keanu Reeves has a new t-shirt line, it's called Keanu Sleaves

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What happens if John Wick is recast?

Keanu Leaves

Name dropping

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Keanu Reeves and I are good friends," he brags to the bartender. "Just not with each other."

What did Keanu Reeves say to COVID-19?

You're Breathtaking!

Where does Keanu Reeves go to do his research?


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Did you know Keanu Reeves did f**... work before he was famous?

He went by Peeonyou Reeves

Oprah Uma joke

David Letterman at the Oscars:

Oprah? Uma. Uma? Oprah.


I feel much better. Have you kids met Keanu?

An Asian Keanu

An Asian Keanu enters a room.

Asian Keanu got angry.

Asian Keanu Reeves.

Why can't Keanu Reeves eat his soup?

There is no spoon

What do you call an actor that is underwater?

Keanu Reefs

Keanu joke, What do you call an actor that is underwater?

Why is Keanu Reeves always stealing balloons?

Because he's breathtaking.

Why didn't Keanu Reeves eat his breakfast cereal?

Because....there is no spoon.

what does keanu reeves do to stay alive

Keanu breathes.

What would happen if Keanu Reeves became a DJ

Keanu Raves

What kind of car does keanu reeves drive?

A Toyota Matrix.

Keanu Reeves Joke

Keanu: No, I don't think I've seen that before.

Me: Of course you have man: it's the show where David Carradine plays a Shaolin monk in the Old West.

Keanu: Woah. I guess I do know Kung Fu.

If Keanu Reeves was born with two X chromosomes, what would he be?

A whoa-man.

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