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95 kbar jokes and hilarious kbar puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kbar that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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I have a Muslim friend with a Note 7...

It only gets awkward when he shouts "Allahu Akbar" when plugging it in.

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

"Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

A magician says to his audience...

A magician says to his audience "I can make myself appear in 100 different places in this room". He says "3, 2, 1, Abracadabra!" Nothing happens so he tries once again, "3, 2, 1, Abracadabra!" Still nothing happens. Flustered he asks to be excused while he checks his handbook. He closes the book and says " Sorry, I've been saying the wrong magic word, 3, 2, 1, Allahu Akbar!" Needless to say his audience was blown away.

My father died on 9/11, I will never forget his last words

Allahu Akbar.
[Do keep in mind that this is not my joke, I just want to spread laughs]

My name is Jafar

My name is Jafar
I come from afar
There is Note 7 in my car
Allahu Akbar

I'm going to open an ISIS themed cafe called Allahu Snackbar - our food is the bomb.

A few days ago i saw an amazing magician...

When he opened his jacket and screamed Allahu Akbar he disappeared along with 30 others.

Knock Knock ?

B: Who's there ?
A: ella
B: Ella who ?
A: Akbar
\*explodes \*

How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other?

"Aloha Akbar!"

"Mommy, why is my backpack so heavy?"

Allahu Akbar, honey.

What is that number 1 song coming out of the middle east?

My black flag brings all the goats to the yard,
and they're like like "allahu akbar",
watch out, I'll put a bomb in your car,
I'd teach you, but I lost my arms

What's a Muslims favourite place to eat?

Allahu Snackbar

What came before the Big Bang?

"Allahu Akbar!"

What did the s**... bomber from the Rebel Alliance say before detonating?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

What's Admiral Akbar's Favorite Shape? It's a Trapezoid!

I apologize if this has been posted before. It came to me sitting in a first grade class today (I'm a substitute teacher, not a 7 year old).

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say to encourage himself?

Aloha Akbar!

Please stop making 9/11 jokes... my father died on that day.

I still remember his last words: "Allahu Akbar"

What do you call a concession stand operated by Isis?

Allahu Snackbar

What is The ISIS Cafeteria called?

Allahu Snakbar.

What did the Muslim on a surfboard say?

Aloha Akbar!

I heard that there was a new food court in Coruscant

Its called Admiral Ackbar's Admirable Snack Bar

An Omegle conversation

Me: My dad died on this day in 2001, he called me to say 2 words before dying.
Stranger: Ohh, that's so sweet! What were his words?
Me: Allahu Akbar


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