The Best 11 Kayak Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kayak jokes. There are some kayak raft jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kayak eskimos puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Kayak Jokes and Puns

Boy: What's a palindrome?


Teacher: racecar

{10 years later}

Boy: [bursting out of bank in ski mask] where's the palindrome

Getaway driver: [sitting in kayak]

Can I sell kayak equipment if my dog peed on it?

Can I peddle a paddle if it's in a puddle of poodle piddle?

me: what's a palindrome?

**teacher:** racecar

{10 years later}

**me: [bursting out of bank in ski mask]:** where's the palindrome?

**getaway driver:** [sitting in kayak]

Kayak joke, me: what's a palindrome?

Two Eskimos light a fire in their boat in an attempt to stay warm.

However, the fire burns through the boat and it sinks, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.

A couple of outdoorsmen were on a lake in their kayak when they started getting cold. But when they lit a fire in their craft it immediately began to sink, proving once and for all that...

...you can't have your kayak and heat it too.


Two Inuits are out fishing on a kayak...

Two Inuits are out fishing on a kayak. They've been out all day, and the sun's setting. As the temperature drops, they decide to light a campfire on the watercraft, which, unsurprisingly sinks. This just goes to prove that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

Two Eskimos were sitting in their kayak and started getting cold.

So they decided to build a fire. Of course shortly after the kakak sank.

The moral of the story is you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

Kayak joke, Two Eskimos were sitting in their kayak and started getting cold.

Quiz show

I was on a quiz show once and they asked me to come up with a 5-letter palindrome that starts with K.

It's a pity, I was stumped but if I had answered correctly I'd have won a new kayak.

Two Eskimos Sitting In a Kayak

...were cold. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank. Proving once and for all that: you can't have your kayak and heat it.

[paddling along the amazon silently in a kayak]

wife: "it's so beautiful"
me: "can you believe they named this after a website?"

Two men sitting in a kayak were feeling a little chilly.

They decided to light a fire to get warm but when they did it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

You can explore kayak unsurprisingly reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean kayak expedition dad jokes. There are also kayak puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the kayak lake jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working kayak heat piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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