Kayak Jokes
10 kayak jokes and hilarious kayak puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kayak that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Take a break from paddling down the river with these funny and refreshing kayak jokes. Whether you're a kayak guide, a weekend paddler, or a chilly winter warrior, these kayak puns will make you laugh, unsurprisingly!
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Amusing & Witty Kayak Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
What is a good kayak joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Boy: What's a palindrome?
Teacher: racecar
{10 years later}
Boy: [bursting out of bank in ski mask] where's the palindrome
Getaway driver: [sitting in kayak]
Two Eskimos sitting in a Kayak were getting cold, so they decided to light a fire, unfortunately it sunk the boat.
Proving once and for all that you can't have your Kayak and heat it
Can I sell kayak equipment if my dog peed on it?
Can I peddle a paddle if it's in a puddle of poodle piddle?
me: what's a palindrome?
**teacher:** racecar
{10 years later}
**me: [bursting out of bank in ski mask]:** where's the palindrome?
**getaway driver:** [sitting in kayak]
Two Eskimos light a fire in their boat in an attempt to stay warm.
However, the fire burns through the boat and it sinks, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
Two Inuits are out fishing on a kayak...
Two Inuits are out fishing on a kayak. They've been out all day, and the sun's setting. As the temperature drops, they decide to light a campfire on the watercraft, which, unsurprisingly sinks. This just goes to prove that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
A couple of outdoorsmen were on a lake in their kayak when they started getting cold. But when they lit a fire in their craft it immediately began to sink, proving once and for all that...
...you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
Quiz show
I was on a quiz show once and they asked me to come up with a 5-letter palindrome that starts with K.
It's a pity, I was stumped but if I had answered correctly I'd have won a new kayak.
Two Eskimos were sitting in their kayak and started getting cold.
So they decided to build a fire. Of course shortly after the kakak sank.
The moral of the story is you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
Two Eskimos Sitting In a Kayak
...were cold. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank. Proving once and for all that: you can't have your kayak and heat it.
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