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A driver is stopped by the police...
...and the officer asks whether he's drunk or took any drugs. The driver denies but the policeman wants to investigate further and starts asking questions:
Officer: "You see two lights in the distance, what's that?"
Man: "A car, of course"
Officer: "yeah, but what car? A Mercedes, a BMW, an Audi, ...?"
Man: "How am I supposed to know?"
Officer: "Ok, different question: you see one light in the distance, what's that?"
Man: "a motorcycle!"
Officer: "yeah, but what motorcycle? A Harley Davidson, a Kawasaki, ...?"
The man is fed up so he answers:
"Let me ask you something first: you see a half n**... women standing next to the street, what's that?"
Officer: "a h**...!"
Man: "yeah, but what h**...? Your mother, your sister, your wife?"
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