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  1. At the hearings, Kavanaugh was asked how he would prefer to cross a waist deep river, in a rowboat or simply walk across it He said he doesn't want to give an opinion on Row Vs. Wade
  2. Brett Kavanaugh: I HAD A BAD WEEK! Lindsay Lohan: Hold my beer.
    Brett Kavanaugh: THANK YOU I LOVE BEER
  3. I can't believe all of those women voted yes to pass Kavanaugh out of the Judiciary committee. Well, I mean they voted no, but to Republicans that means yes.
  4. Brett Kavanaugh is being urged to withdraw, but is refusing to. A bit like that time in 1982.
  5. When Kamala Harris heard that Kavanaugh threw ice in a bar in college, she turned to her staff and said "I have been telling you America, we have to abolish ICE!"
  6. There have been new allegations against Brett Kavanaugh. He was overheard at a gas station un NJ saying, "I'd like to feel her up."
  7. The only thing more blacked out than Brett Kavanaugh on a school night Is Michael Flynn's sentencing memo
  8. Halloween I'm going to be brett kavanaugh for Halloween so even the houses that don't have candy can give me candy.
    Because I can't take no for an answer
  9. Is Brett Kavanaugh hard of hearing or something? Everytime he hears a testimony, he just keeps asking, "Pardon? Pardon?"
  10. My opinions on the Brett Kavanaugh topic is one that I think most of you can agree with. He's an all-right guy

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  1. The GOP have placed all their chips on Brett Kavanaugh They don't believe in plan B
  2. Brett Kavanaugh and Bill Cosby. One rather pales in comparison.
  3. What is Brett Kavanaugh's favorite part of a baseball game? The bottom of the fifth.
  4. What did the Christmas ghost say to judge Brett kavanaugh? Boof!
  5. Why are horses smarter than the U.S. Senate? Because Kavanaugh would get a Nay...
  6. What is justice Brett Kavanaugh's first case? Coors Light
  7. The FBI Kavanaugh investigation. I got this from one of his classmates.
  8. The witnesses who were there They say it didnt happen.
    -Brett Kavanaugh
  9. Hey, did you hear the new evidence for the Kavanaugh allegation? Ya, me neither.
  10. Kavanaugh? No. KavanYEAH!
  11. She kept saying to me... Get off! So I did.
    Brett Kavanaugh
  12. Not being an alcoholic puts Kavanaugh in a hairy situation. Apparently he loves bears.
  13. Brett Kavanaugh's two favorite drinks : 1. Beer
    2. Red Red Wine.
  14. It's all or none for Brett Kavanaugh He doesn't believe in plan B
  15. I was watching the Kavanaugh confirmation hearing when a Maury episode broke out

Kavanaugh joke, I was watching the Kavanaugh confirmation hearing

Quirky and Hilarious Kavanaugh Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

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I need to buy a new TV set ...

I put my foot through the screen trying to watch Dr. Christine Blasey Ford during the Kavanaugh hearing.

You know what they said about Mussolini...

Is the same thing they say about Brett Kavanaugh.
He got the trains to run on time.

Brett Kavanaugh has stated that he will not be pressured into withdrawing his Supreme Court bid by the allegations made against him.

He sounds like the kind of guy who just won't take 'no' for an answer.

Worried about his Supreme Court confirmation, Brett Kavanaugh decided to unwind by ordering a 16 year old whiskey.

She refused to drink it.

Another Kavanaugh yearbook entry has surfaced that the good judge promises refers to the non-alcoholic juice they served democrats at Georgetown Prep parties.


I'm starting a Super PAC to fight these outrageous claims against the honorable Jude Kavanaugh

Please donate to my 6PAC fund if you agree.

I'm starting a Super PAC to defend Judge Kavanaugh against these outrageous claims.

It'll be called 6PAC.

A silver lining about this Brett Kavanaugh situation

is that the phrase sober as a judge is waaaay more applicable to my life.

Brett Kavanaugh was questioned by police for throwing ice at a guy during a bar fight in 1985

Just ice served

Did you hear about the allegations that Kavanaugh threw ice on someone?

They're calling it Frozen Watergate

Brett Kavanaugh's closet is so full of skeletons...

Lindsey Graham can barely breathe in there.

This year for Halloween, I'm going as Judge Kavanaugh,

And you're going as a s**... whatever-it-is-you're-going-as

Upon hearing the news he would be confirmed, Judge Kavanaugh was quoted as saying

"I think I'll jump in my Ford and go for a long drive"

I'm the most hated person in the Senate

Ted Cruz: I'm the most hated person in the Senate.
Susan Collins: Hold my beer.
Brett Kavanaugh: Who said beer?
Twitter repost @Amanda_Kerri

Don't worry you Americans about Brett Kavanaugh

If it wasn't a legitimate r**..., the Senate has ways to shut him down.

Kavanaugh is sworn in as the 114th Supreme Court Justice

Not the first time he's gotten off.

I'm so upset about Kavanaughs confirmation...

I'm going to drown my sorrows with a game of the devil's triangle.

Interview with a vampire

Interviewer: How do you know a woman gave you consent to boof her?
Brett Kavanaugh: When she accepted the roofied drink from my hand.

A r**..., a drunk, and a pathological liar walks into a bar

The bartender says, "the usual, Mr. Kavanaugh?"

There is only 1 person drinking Conor McGregors Proper 12 whiskey...

Judge Brett Kavanaugh

It's hardly surprising that 48 'no's couldn't stop Kavanaugh yesterday.

They didn't stop him in 1983 either.

Kavanaugh getting nominated has been a joint effort from all demographics

White men over 60, white men over 70...

It's hard to believe Brett Kavanaugh is a judge.

It sounds like the guy's never been able to pass a bar in his life.

Judge Kavanaugh won in the senate with a vote of 48 yes's to 50 no's.

That's the most yes's he's ever gotten.

Joke: A s**... harasser and a s**... assaulter walk into a bar...

Ohhh wait sorry, that's just Clarence Thomas and Brett Kavanaugh walking into the Supreme Court.

What's the difference between Kavanaugh and a therapist?

One has a space after "the" and the other one doesn't.

Kavanaugh joke, The only thing more blacked out than Brett Kavanaugh on a school night