Humorous Katy Perry Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
So there were a lot of celebrities at the DNC including Alicia Keys and Katy Perry. Hillary was excited because they are on her iPod.
Bill was excited because they were on his to-do list.
It's nice to see that celebrities have taken up book writing during the pandemic
One Direction by Kanye West
Guitars by Mel Gibson
Mining by Brad Pitt
Pear Cider by Katy Perry
Ship Building by Tom Cruise
How to Move Things by Jim Carrey
Escape from Prison by Morgan Freeman
American Motors by Harrison Ford
Wild Animals by Will Ferrell
What did Katy Perry name her cat?
Kitty Purry
Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?
Katy Perry
When Katy Perry has the eye of the tiger it's inspiring and motivational
But when I have it all of a sudden I'm endangering animals and have a lifetime ban from the zoo
Katy Perry sang that after a hurricane comes a rainbow, but you know what else comes after a hurricane?
A m**... in a suit.
What did Katy Perry sing to the surgeon when she went for a s**... reassignment surgery?
Make me hermaphrodite!
I'll be coming into some money
When Katy Perry gets on the dollar bill
Katie Perry's halftime show
was the only time a Lion will be in the Superbowl!
It's not that I'm praying that Katy Perry has a wardrobe malfunction but...
Let's just say it's another time a Hail Mary is applicable to football.
