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Wife comes home from work.

Wife: I left my job today, I couldn't work for that man after what he said to me.
Husband: So what did he say.?
Wife: "Katy, you are fired."

So there were a lot of celebrities at the DNC including Alicia Keys and Katy Perry. Hillary was excited because they are on her iPod.

Bill was excited because they were on his to-do list.

It's nice to see that celebrities have taken up book writing during the pandemic

One Direction by Kanye West
Guitars by Mel Gibson
Mining by Brad Pitt
Pear Cider by Katy Perry
Ship Building by Tom Cruise
How to Move Things by Jim Carrey
Escape from Prison by Morgan Freeman
American Motors by Harrison Ford
Wild Animals by Will Ferrell

What did Katy Perry name her cat?

Kitty Purry

What is it when people sleep on top of each other?

Little Katy asked grandma 'what is it when people sleep on top of each other'
Grandma thinking Katy was old enough explained to her the birds and the bees.
Katy ran off but came back quickly saying:
"Grandma, mommy wants to see you right now and she is really mad! She said it is called bunk beds"

Two women are standing on a bridge...

Emily and Katy are standing on a bridge when Emily says, "Have you ever wanted to pee over the bridge like guys do?"
And Katy says, "You know what, I think I will."
So she lifts her leg over the edge of the bridge and says, "Check it out, I'm gonna pee right down into that canoe."
Emily looks at the water and says, "That's not a canoe, that's your reflection."

Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

Katy Perry

When Katy Perry has the eye of the tiger it's inspiring and motivational

But when I have it all of a sudden I'm endangering animals and have a lifetime ban from the zoo

Katy Perry sang that after a hurricane comes a rainbow, but you know what else comes after a hurricane?

A m**... in a suit.

So two scientists are in the lab

Scientist 1: We still have to name this bug.
Scientist 2: Well, who discovered it?
Scientist 1: Katy did.

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