Kats Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kats jokes. Read kats kit jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kats kitten puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

The Funniest Kats Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

There's a new machine at my gym. Used it for an hour and felt sick.

It's really good though, does everything! Kit Kats, Snickers, Milky Ways. The lot.

I had five hundred Kit Kats in my fridge and my mate had one in his. I pressured him into giving his to a homeless person.

That's basically how celebrity charity appeals work.

Just been to the gym

Just been to the gym. They've got a new machine in. Only used it for half an hour, as I started to feel sick. It's great though. It does everything – Kit Kats, Mars Bars, Snickers, Potato Chips, the lot..

Chocolate, icecream, cookies, mars bars, doritos, popcorn, milky ways, kit kats and lays!

i wrote this joke to reach a wider audience.

I had five hundred Kit Kats in my fridge and my mate had one in his. I pressured him into giving his to a homeless person.

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That's basically how celebrity charity appeals work.

There was a new machine at the gym today.

I had to stop using it after an hour as i felt sick, but it was worth it got through 4 kit kats 2 cherry cokes and 2 packets of crisps.

The new machine at the gym is my favourite...

It has snicker, skittles, kit kats and twix

Q: Why is Katsu dum so easy to make?

A: Cat not fast.

Remember that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes that make girls laugh. Many of the kats cats puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When a joke goes too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke becomes inappropriate.

We suggest you to use only working kats charity piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.

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