Cheeky Kathleen Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
Boy goes to confession and tells the priest he has been with a girl of loose morals.
"That's a grievous sin," the priest says. "Tell me: Was it Mary O'Hara?"
"No, Father."
"Was it Kate Dannaher?"
"No, Father."
"Was it Kathleen McGonigle?"
"No, Father. I don't want to say who it was."
Later, as the boy leaves the church, he sees a friend, who asks him, "How'd it go?"
He answers, "Well, I got ten Hail Marys, five Our Fathers... and three great leads."
What's the difference between Kathleen Wynne and a dumpster fire?
A dumpster fire produces affordable light and heat.
Kathleen Kennedy: The force is female.
Me: That explains why it's constanly out of balance.
