Kate Jokes

Funniest Kate Short Jokes

Short kate jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kate humour may include short princess jokes also.

1. What did kate middleton find out on her wedding night? That not all rulers are twelve inches long
2. My girlfriend just broke up with me for sleeping with her Grandmother Turns out I can't have my Kate and Edith too.
3. If I ever have twin daughters, I'd name the first one Kate.. ....and the second one Duplikate.
4. My wife told me that she was pregnant with twin girls. I told her that I wanted to name the first one Kate. She asked what I wanted to name the second one. I answered Duplicate.
5. 
   Kate Middleton has said if she has a boy she will call him by the most popular British boy's name at the moment. We look forward to the arrival of baby Mohammed.
6. I thought I was pretty lucky… I used to date two girls Kate & Edith at the same time. Unfortunately, it didn't work out. It turns out you can't have your Kate and Edith, too.
7. Why did the ant crawl up Princess Kate's stocking? To go to the grand opening.
   Why did the ant crawl up Prince Williams' trousers?
   To get to the royal ball.
8. Netflix: Are you still watching Madeleine McCann? Kate and Gerry: No we are out for dinner
9. When I first meet someone I always want to talk about that movie with Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio... but the Titanic is a terrible ice breaker.
10. Kate Winslet will never be able to love a new iPhone... ...nothing in the world could ever replace the love she had for Jack.

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Kate One Liners

Which kate one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kate? I can suggest the ones about met and john.

1. Why did the man convert to Mormonism? Because he wanted to have his Kate, and Edith, too!
2. I used to have two girlfriends, but then I learned I can't have Kate and Edith too
3. Did you hear about the happy bigamist? He had his Kate and Edith too.
4. I know why they call her Kate Moss I'm lichen what I'm seein'.
5. What do you get when you cross Kate Upton with royalty? A bouncy castle.
6. What did Justin Verlander finish on Friday? Kate's back.
7. Kate Middleton was in labor? I thought she was conservative...
8. Adultery is a sin... You can't have your Kate and Edith too.
9. Who ships Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio the most? Not Titanic
10. Kate Upton as the spokesperson for Game of War
11. How do you obtain Kate Upton's n**...? Easy, go on Twitter right now.
12. Did you hear about the new Kate s**... bag? They call it the body bag.
13. It's official! The new Kate s**... neck ties ARE the hot accssory of the season!
14. Kate s**... just committed s**...... ...now these bags will finally be worth something
15. Hi, my name is Kate. I am 12 and I am still a v**...... does that mean my dad is gay?

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What funny jokes about kate you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kate pranks.