The Funniest Kate Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
Kate Middleton has said if she has a boy she will call him by the most popular British boy's name at the moment.
We look forward to the arrival of baby Mohammed.
When I first meet someone I always want to talk about that movie with Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio...
but the Titanic is a terrible ice breaker.
Be verbs.
The teacher asked the class to stand one by one and compose a simple sentence using appropriate be verbs.
"She is beautiful", said Kate.
"My dogs are fat", shouted Mark.
"I is...", stuttered Joe when the teacher interrupted.
"You always say 'I am'. Never say 'I is'", said she.
As fast as he could, Joe uttered,
"I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
How do you obtain Kate Upton's n**...?
Easy, go on Twitter right now.
What did Kate Middleton find out on her wedding night?
That not all rulers are twelve inches long
Kate Keller is not a good mother.
After learning that her daughter, Helen Keller, got turned down by a boy, she asks:
"Are you seeing someone?"
Kate Middleton was in labor?
I thought she was conservative...

What do you get when you cross Kate Upton with royalty?
A bouncy castle.
I know why they call her Kate Moss
I'm lichen what I'm seein'.
Batgirl
They were looking to cast a female to play Batgirl in the next Batman movie. I suggested Mary Kate Olsen...
She already took out the Joker...
Kate Winslet will never be able to love a new iPhone...
...nothing in the world could ever replace the love she had for Jack.
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The first time I made love to Kate I thought of my late wife, Susan.
I thought, this'll teach her to be late
What do Princess Kate and o**... bin Laden have in common?
They both had their back doors blown out by a guy in the navy.
I once loved two girls at a time, Kate and Edith
both were mine. I learned what they say is true....... You can't have Kate and Edith too
John was unable to choose between two girls...
So he asked his friend Gary for help deciding which girl to be with.
John: I'm devoted to Kate but Edith is my dream girl, she's all I've ever wanted.
Gary: Then you should be with Edith.
John: But I love Kate and could never leave her...
Gary: Then you should stay with Kate.
John: But I also want to be with Edith, I can't miss this opportunity!
Gary: You can't have your Kate and Edith too.
Boy goes to confession and tells the priest he has been with a girl of loose morals.
"That's a grievous sin," the priest says. "Tell me: Was it Mary O'Hara?"
"No, Father."
"Was it Kate Dannaher?"
"No, Father."
"Was it Kathleen McGonigle?"
"No, Father. I don't want to say who it was."
Later, as the boy leaves the church, he sees a friend, who asks him, "How'd it go?"
He answers, "Well, I got ten Hail Marys, five Our Fathers... and three great leads."

Duchess Kate Middleton asks Queen Elizabeth whats the secret for a long life?
Elizabeth : Whatever you do,Kate, just dont leave William for a p**...
Why didn't Keith Richards succeed in gathering Kate Moss and Walt Mossberg for his charity?
A rolling stone...
So William and Kate are planning a trip to Scandinavia in Summer
I mean: nobody cares, but what will happen with ALF? Will they leave him at home alone?
Why did the man convert to Mormonism?
Because he wanted to have his Kate, and Edith, too!
Everyone is going on about how well Kylie Jenner did to hide her child for that long
I think Gerry and Kate McCann won that one
Everyones talking about how well Kylie Jenner did to hide her baby for so long.
I personally think Gerry and Kate mcCann are winning that one.
Amazon review for 20' rope.
**** - this is simply the most amazing, durable, and soft rope ever!
Last one I'll ever need! - Kate S.
It's been a week since Kate s**...'s death and I still cannot believe it.
I guess you never really know what kind of baggage people are dealing with.
I was shocked when I saw the photos of Kate s**... hanging
I was shocked when I saw the photos of Kate s**... hanging....
On the wall in my uncles living room. I didn't know they used to be friends.
Adultery is a sin...
You can't have your Kate and Edith too.

Christina Ricci and Kate Micucci are doing a documentary on the president's misdeeds...
It's called Trump: Ricci-Micucci
Did you hear about the happy bigamist?
He had his Kate and Edith too.
Netflix: Are you still watching Madeleine McCann?
Kate and Gerry: No we are out for dinner
If i had twin daughters, I would name one Kate, and the other...
DupliKate.
If I have twin daughters, i'll name one Kate.
And the other one dupli-Kate.
My GF asked me if I could ever love another girl. I told her actually I would, and she looks just like her but younger... She smiled and said "Will she call me mommy??"
"Well, I don't know Kate, does your sister call you Mommy?"
My wife told me that she was pregnant with twin girls.
I told her that I wanted to name the first one Kate. She asked what I wanted to name the second one. I answered Duplicate.
I once dated two girls called Kate and Edith. Unfortunately Kate found out and told Edith and they both broke up with me!
Moral of the story is you can't have your Kate and Edith too
I used to have two girlfriends, but then I learned
I can't have Kate and Edith too
If I have 2 daughters, I will name one as Kate
And the others duplikate
My girlfriend just broke up with me for sleeping with her Grandmother
Turns out I can't have my Kate and Edith too.
I thought I was pretty lucky… I used to date two girls Kate & Edith at the same time.
Unfortunately, it didn't work out. It turns out you can't have your Kate and Edith, too.
If I ever have twin daughters, I'd name the first one Kate..
....and the second one Duplikate.