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53 kate jokes and hilarious kate puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kate that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Kate Short Jokes

Short kate jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kate humour may include short princess jokes also.

  1. What did kate middleton find out on her wedding night? That not all rulers are twelve inches long
  2. My girlfriend just broke up with me for sleeping with her Grandmother Turns out I can't have my Kate and Edith too.
  3. If I ever have twin daughters, I'd name the first one Kate.. ....and the second one Duplikate.
  4. My wife told me that she was pregnant with twin girls. I told her that I wanted to name the first one Kate. She asked what I wanted to name the second one. I answered Duplicate.

  5. Kate Middleton has said if she has a boy she will call him by the most popular British boy's name at the moment.
    We look forward to the arrival of baby Mohammed.
  6. I thought I was pretty lucky… I used to date two girls Kate & Edith at the same time. Unfortunately, it didn't work out. It turns out you can't have your Kate and Edith, too.
  7. Why did the ant crawl up Princess Kate's stocking? To go to the grand opening.
    Why did the ant crawl up Prince Williams' trousers?
    To get to the royal ball.
  8. Everyones talking about how well Kylie Jenner did to hide her baby for so long. I personally think Gerry and Kate mccann are winning that one.
  9. Netflix: Are you still watching Madeleine McCann? Kate and Gerry: No we are out for dinner
  10. When I first meet someone I always want to talk about that movie with Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio... but the Titanic is a terrible ice breaker.

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Kate One Liners

Which kate one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kate? I can suggest the ones about met and john.

  1. If i had twin daughters, I would name one Kate, and the other... DupliKate.
  2. If I have twin daughters, i'll name one Kate. And the other one dupli-Kate.
  3. If I have 2 daughters, I will name one as Kate And the others duplikate
  4. Why did the man convert to Mormonism? Because he wanted to have his Kate, and Edith, too!
  5. I used to have two girlfriends, but then I learned I can't have Kate and Edith too
  6. Did you hear about the happy bigamist? He had his Kate and Edith too.
  7. I know why they call her Kate Moss I'm lichen what I'm seein'.
  8. What do you get when you cross Kate Upton with royalty? A bouncy castle.
  9. What did Justin Verlander finish on Friday? Kate's back.
  10. Kate Middleton was in labor? I thought she was conservative...
  11. Adultery is a sin... You can't have your Kate and Edith too.
  12. Who ships Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio the most? Not Titanic
  13. Kate Upton as the spokesperson for Game of War
  14. How do you obtain Kate Upton's n**...? Easy, go on Twitter right now.
  15. Did you hear about the new Kate s**... bag? They call it the body bag.

Kate Spade Jokes

Here is a list of funny kate spade jokes and even better kate spade puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • It's been a week since Kate s**...'s death and I still cannot believe it. I guess you never really know what kind of baggage people are dealing with.
  • I was shocked when I saw the photos of Kate s**... hanging I was shocked when I saw the photos of Kate s**... hanging....
    On the wall in my uncles living room. I didn't know they used to be friends.
  • What did Kate s**... say to Anthony Bourdain when he propositioned her for s**...? Not in this lifetime.
  • We all should have seen the writing on the wall for Kate s**.... She just had so much baggage.
  • It's official! The new Kate s**... neck ties ARE the hot accssory of the season!
  • Kate s**...'s stocks are going through the roof! News got out that her scarves are to die for.
  • Kate s**... just committed s**...... ...now these bags will finally be worth something
  • Kate s**... hung herself with a scarf today but at least she died doing what she loved Accessorizing.

Kate Middleton Jokes

Here is a list of funny kate middleton jokes and even better kate middleton puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Duchess Kate Middleton asks Queen Elizabeth whats the secret for a long life? Elizabeth : Whatever you do,Kate, just dont leave William for a p**...
Kate joke, Duchess Kate Middleton asks Queen Elizabeth whats the secret for a long life?

Kate Winslet Jokes

Here is a list of funny kate winslet jokes and even better kate winslet puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Kate Winslet will never be able to love a new iPhone... ...nothing in the world could ever replace the love she had for Jack.
Kate joke, Kate Winslet will never be able to love a new iPhone...

The Funniest Kate Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

What funny jokes about kate you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kate pranks.

Boy goes to confession and tells the priest he has been with a girl of loose morals.

"That's a grievous sin," the priest says. "Tell me: Was it Mary O'Hara?"
"No, Father."
"Was it Kate Dannaher?"
"No, Father."
"Was it Kathleen McGonigle?"
"No, Father. I don't want to say who it was."
Later, as the boy leaves the church, he sees a friend, who asks him, "How'd it go?"
He answers, "Well, I got ten Hail Marys, five Our Fathers... and three great leads."

John was unable to choose between two girls...

So he asked his friend Gary for help deciding which girl to be with.
John: I'm devoted to Kate but Edith is my dream girl, she's all I've ever wanted.
Gary: Then you should be with Edith.
John: But I love Kate and could never leave her...
Gary: Then you should stay with Kate.
John: But I also want to be with Edith, I can't miss this opportunity!
Gary: You can't have your Kate and Edith too.

My GF asked me if I could ever love another girl. I told her actually I would, and she looks just like her but younger... She smiled and said "Will she call me mommy??"

"Well, I don't know Kate, does your sister call you Mommy?"

Be verbs.

The teacher asked the class to stand one by one and compose a simple sentence using appropriate be verbs.
"She is beautiful", said Kate.
"My dogs are fat", shouted Mark.
"I is...", stuttered Joe when the teacher interrupted.
"You always say 'I am'. Never say 'I is'", said she.
As fast as he could, Joe uttered,
"I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

I once dated two girls called Kate and Edith. Unfortunately Kate found out and told Edith and they both broke up with me!

Moral of the story is you can't have your Kate and Edith too

I once loved two girls at a time, Kate and Edith

both were mine. I learned what they say is true....... You can't have Kate and Edith too

Everyone is going on about how well Kylie Jenner did to hide her child for that long

I think Gerry and Kate McCann won that one

Amazon review for 20' rope.

**** - this is simply the most amazing, durable, and soft rope ever!
Last one I'll ever need! - Kate S.

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