Kat Jokes
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-Can I have a Kit Kat Chunky? -Sorry, we only have normal Kit Kat.
-That's what I asked for, fat f*c**...!
Kit Kat
A man walks into a petrol station and says, "Can I please have a KitKat Chunky?"
The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him.
"No," says the man, "I wanted a normal KitKat, fatty."
What is a cannibal's favourite treat?
A kid kat.
(My 9 year old son made this up.)
What's the difference between a Kit Kat and an Essex girl?
You can only get 4 fingers in a Kit Kat.
Tik Tok is mostly just millions of users imitating each other.
They should change the name of the app to Kpy Kat.
Man goes to a petrol station.
It's night time and one of those serving hatches. Talks to the girl. Can I have a can of coke and a Kit kat Chunky?
Off the girl goes to get his stuff. "There you go," she says, "One can of coke and a KitKat Chunky."
"No," says the man, "I wanted a normal Kitkat, you fat cow."
My wife got a kitkat the other day and I stole a finger. Today she grabbed one of mine..
I guess it was Kit for Kat
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