kart Jokes

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Why isn't Hitler in Mario Kart?

Because he cant finish a race

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My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday.

She said she was tired of the abuse, and couldn't take it anymore.

She's the one who wanted to play Mario Kart.

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My son is in hospital because of one little driving mistake...

He beat me at Mario Kart.

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Which course did Hillary Clinton select when playing Mario Kart?

The short circuit

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I beat my wife every day

At Mario kart

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After working out for over a year, I successfully dated several girls who always jumped on my couch, saying 'do whatever you want with me'.

But unfortunately none of them liked Mario Kart. :(

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What's the most embarrassing level on Mario Kart?

Shy Guy Falls

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What happens when Mario parks his kart illegally?

It gets Toad.

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Why doesn't Hitler like Mario Kart?

Because he could never finish a race.

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Did Stephen hawking have a donor card?

I need some parts for my go kart.

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Maybe all the people saying "impeach Trump" just don't want him to steal their favorite Mario Kart character.

I'm Peach, Trump

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What is the philosophy of Mario Kart?

The philosophy of Descartes (/ˈdeΙͺˌkɑːrt/).

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Last night I discovered the dangers of drunk driving...

...when I played Mario Kart on rainbow road after shotgunning 6 beers

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I challenged my school's janitor to a game of Mario kart...

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Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

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Which payment type would mario choose for his order?

Mario Kart

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I've been banned because of drunk driving.

The workers at the go kart centre need to lighten up.

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Why does Westoboro Baptist Church hate Mario Kart?

Because it has Rainbow Road.

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What do Mario Kart and the West Bank have in common?

Checkpoint! Checkpoint!

Checkpoint! Checkpoint!

Checkpoint! Checkpoint!

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Fun fact

when a person comes second in mario kart they can feel twice the pain of a woman giving birth

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Driving is like Mario kart

But instead of turtle shells it's speed limits and people

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I beat my dog everyday

in Mario Kart

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My dad beats me almost every day

It's like he's addicted to Mario Kart

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I like games like Mario Kart, F Zero, and Extreme G

I guess you could say I'm a racist

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Sex is a lot like Mario Kart

You go really fast, you throw some bananas, Wario is there.

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What's a member of ISIS's favorite game?

Mario Kart: Double Daesh!!

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What was Adolf Hitler's favorite video game?

Mario Kart Nein.

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Why do Palestinians hate playing Mario Kart?

Checkpoint!

Checkpoint!

Checkpoint!

Checkpoint!

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What are the most funny Kart jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Kart? Well, here are the best Kart dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Kart pick up lines to share with friends.

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