Karma Jokes
128 karma jokes and hilarious karma puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about karma that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh away with these yo-yo karma jokes! Read these short karma jokes perfect for reposting, from the classic "Karma Chameleon" to hilarious anti-jokes. Make sure to read these jokes for good karma and spread the laughter!
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- Short Karma Jokes
- Karma One Liners
- Good Karma Jokes
- Karma Chameleon Jokes
- Instant Karma Jokes
- More Karma Jokes
Funniest Karma Short Jokes
Short karma jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The karma humour may include short vengeance jokes also.
- Reddit should rename 'share' to 'spreddit', 'delete' to 'shreddit' and 'karma' to 'creddit'. Yet they haven't. I don't geddit.
- A Suggestion to Reddit HQ Reddit should rename 'share' to 'spreddit', 'delete' to 'shreddit' and 'karma' to 'creddit'. Yet they haven't. I don't geddit.
- What do you call a wolf that is woke? Awarewolf
(credit goes to my GF, who's apparently practicing her dad humor. *sigh* please, don't wreck my karma) - I used to rip off famous comedians' jokes to post on Reddit for easy karma. I still do, but I used to, too.
- So i just ate at this new restaurant called Karma They don't have menus, they just give you what you deserve.
- I'm going to check out the new restaurant called Karma. There's no menu, you just get what you deserve.
- A new restaurant named Karma just opened in my neighborhood. There's no menu, you just get what you deserve.
- Top Reddit posters should use their karma to help the envioronment They are already experts at recycling.
- A Redditor asks another Redditor what the best way to get karma is... The experienced Redditor says: "It's a piece of cake."
- My friends keep asking me for advice.. They want to know how to get all the karma and awards.
I keep telling them it's a piece of cake
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Karma One Liners
Which karma one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with karma? I can suggest the ones about reincarnation and revenge.
- My friend wanted t know how I got all my karma I replied "piece of cake"
- What do you get if you mix human DNA and whale DNA? Banned from of Seaworld
- How does an uncreative Redditor get karma? Piece of cake.
- What do you get when you cross Father's Day and Cake day? Extra Karma... I hope.
- My friend wanted to know how I got all my 'karma' I simply replied piece of cake
- The best part about Reddit karma is, if you know what you're doing, it's a piece of cake.
- A friend challenged me to get more karma I replied *"piece of cake"*
- How do you know if someone is just farming for karma? They only post on their cake day
- How to get karma on reddit? Piece of cake.
- What do you call it when redditors get undeserved free Karma? Piece of Cake
- What do you call a reptilian redditor? A karma chameleon
- Bought a new car and showed it to my mum. I said, "have a look at my karma"
- I don't downvote. It's bad karma.
- How does a redditor get free karma he doesn't deserve? Piece of cake.
- What's the quickest way to earn karma using your sword-fighting abilities? Riposte
Good Karma Jokes
Here is a list of funny good karma jokes and even better good karma puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A fellow redditor asked where all my karma came frome If you're good enough, it's honestly a piece of cake.
- I can't think of a single good thing to post on my cake day. I guess I'll just have to dessert my karma farming plans.
- Why do fencers have the most karma on this sub? They are skilled at riposting good content
- I was just about to make a chemistry joke for a bit of karma but all the good ones argon.
- The three jewels of buddhism... Karma, dharma and a good parmigiana
- I've been bored lately so I decided to take up fencing. My neighbors said they will call the cops if I don't put it back. My monk also said it's good for my Karma for reposting.
- Somone stole my joke and got thousands of upvotes Good to know karma is on its way to them
- I did a good deed Can I have some Karma?
- Welcome Welcome to the good karma hospital
- I believe in karma, let me explain A guy jaywalked and cut me off and didn't wave thank you . That's one karma. Then he dropped his wallet. I'm a good person I'll tell him, but that cost one karma
Karma Chameleon Jokes
Here is a list of funny karma chameleon jokes and even better karma chameleon puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call an upvote that changes colors ? A karma chameleon
- I never put my unpopular opinions on Reddit. I guess you could say I'm a Karma Chameleon.
- What do you call a Hindu lizard? A karma chameleon
- What do you call a reposting, colour-changing reptile? Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon.
- What does a karma chameleon do at the end of a one night stand? They come and go
- What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes? karma chameleon
- Did you hear about the Buddhist Reptile that Boy George adopted? It's a Karma Chameleon.
Instant Karma Jokes
Here is a list of funny instant karma jokes and even better instant karma puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Wha is your favorite instant karma happening that you have witnessed?
- John Lennon should do an AMA... ...for instant karma.
- How do you get instant karma for saying someone's name? /u/FARTBOX_DESTROYER
Great Karma Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What funny jokes about karma you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean punishment jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make karma pranks.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You cant spell menu without me n u
I'm gonna lose all my karma.
If someone...
If someone is having second thoughts about booking a trip in native American territory, you could say they are having a reservation reservation reservation.
...
Good thing self posts don't grant negative karma >.>
A religious man wasn't paying attention when he was driving.
His karma ran over a dogma.
At the Karma Cafe, there is no menu
you get what you deserve
How does a fencer earn their karma?
Ripostes.
How many Karma w**... does it take to screw on a lightbulb?
When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.
United Airlines should get into the rail transportation business...
...because they have the longest karma train that I've ever seen.
To get easy comment karma, you have to do it like your ejaculations
Just do it early.
There are two kinds of people I hate the most...
1. People who want other people's approval for their opinions
2. Karma w**...
Upvote if you agree
Is vengeful s**... called...
Karma Sutra?
I'm sick of these people milking the EA conflict for karma!
I hope it at least gives them a sense of pride and accomplishment.
My wife asked me if I like to recycle...
"Well yeah of course. It's the only way I can get Karma!"
Hands Up!
Put the karma in the bag and no one gets hurt.
Have you heard about this new resturant called Karma
There´s no menu, you get what you deserve
What does Dracula's torch run on?
*Bat-teries* now give me my five karma
So there was a police officer and his police dog...
The officer called the dog Joke, as it made him laugh always. Regardless, he loved the dog. However, one day the dog was demoted and reassigned to another Buddhist officer who wanted a dog to help him abstain from material things. The first officer was, of course upset. One of his friends he worked with asked what was wrong, and the first officer said, Well, it should be obvious. My Joke's been reposted for more karma!
They just opened a new Buddhist restaurant in my city...
It's called Karma. The thing is, they don't have a menu.
Instead, you get what you deserve.
I should post a gym joke for Karma,
They really seem to work out.
What has two thumbs and 100k karma on their cake day?
Not me.
Reddit karma is a lot like s**...
I don't get it
Reddit Karma is a lot like s**...
It's easier to get if you lie about having cancer
My mom runs a car dealership and I am getting my new car from there.
My mom asked me "So will you be writing a cheque?"
I replied "Not today! It's my cake day. I get Free Karma"
After seven years and half a million karma I will share the 5 unwritten rules of posting on this site:
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How easy is it to get Reddit karma?
It's a piece of cake.
How can you get a lot of karma from one post?
I don't know but it's probably a piece of cake.
My buddy asked me how my post got so much karma
Simple, piece of cake
My friends always ask me, how I got so much karma
My answer:
piece of cake
and repost
A serial killer was celebrating his cake day when he was nabbed by the police.
As he was escorted, he heard a voice shouted, I've told you karma will come to bite you!
How does a Reddit user get karma when they don't deserve it?
Piece of cake
When I was new to reddit, I asked my friend how he got all his Karma.
He replied, "Piece of Cake".
My friends always ask me how I have so much karma...
I always tell them its a piece of cake
Reddit Karma is like women
At first, everyone seems to have it except you.
No one knows how they work but everyone want them.
It would look really hard to get it untill you finally get it unexpectedly, somehow.
A difference of opinion and you lose them.
But they give you a sense of value even after being repeatedly told they are pointless.
Conclusion: Karma's a b**....
A friend of mine asked how I got all this karma
I replied "piece of cake"
I met a monk a year ago today, and as soon as we met, he began to pester me for secrets. I told him most, but there was one I only disclosed today. He asked how I got so much karma, and I told him...
Piece of cake
Buddhists...
The original karma w**...!
My friend asked how I got all my karma
I replied piece of cake
I went to that new restaurant called karma
Turns out there's no menu you get what you deserve
So I was asked by my friends about how to gain karma fast in reddit.
So I smiled and did this once in a year post.
How do you farm a ton of karma?
Piece of cake
Did you know Boy George loves to regularly post jokes on Reddit?
He is a real Karma Comedian!
I accidentally kicked my dog earlier and it bit me. My friend said "it's karma"
I said "if anything, it's more annoyed"
How does an uncreative redditor get karma... Piece of Cake
Or a repost, evidently
I'm sick and tired of all these people farming karma on their cake day.
Anyways, an upvote would be appreciated.
This is ridiculous. It's July 6th and people are still setting off fireworks.
One almost caught our christmas decoration on fire.
My girlfriend bought me the karma sutra
Which put me in a very awkward position
What is something you say when something is too easy (like getting karma once a year?)
Piece of cake!
Have you heard of the new restaurant? It's called Karma.
They don't have a menu.
You get what you deserve.
Coming up with a repost to farm karma?
Piece of cake!
Cake Day special: Hear about the new restaurant called karma?
There's no menu... you get what you deserve.
I asked my friend, who has a lot of karma, how he did it…
He said it's called karma w**...…it's a piece of cake!
Reddit logic.
- Oh I see you made a comment, I'm sorry to inform you it got deleted! You don't have enough karma to make the comment.
= That's fine! How do I make enough karma then?
- You need up votes and rewards on your comments of course!
= ok...? I will make one then and hopefully I get up votes? *Makes a comment*
- I'm sorry you don't have enough karma to make that comment!
= Bro....
What will be a the menu of a restaurant named karma?
There will be no menu you will get what you will deserve
How do you make karma on Reddit?
It's a piece of cake.
I know this is an old joke but this only happens once per year, I had to.
My wife asked if we could start recycling?
I said Of course!
It seems like the only way to get karma on this sub.
Marie-Antoinette heard of the starving karma farmers of reddit
Let them have cake day
There's a new restaurant called Karma with no menu
You get what the other people in the restaurant think you deserve.
If I had a female dog....
I'd name her "Karma."
Farming karma on my cake day: Two goldfish are in a tank, and one says to the other....
Do *you* know how to drive this thing?
It's my cake day but I don't Reddit for karma. I Reddit for love.
So somebody please love me so I can get off this awful site.
A Submarine Captain is walking down the street...
... when he sees a Buddhist monk fixing a fence.
"Hey mister, I'm having some trouble running my submarine. None of my crew like me. You're a wise man, what would you suggest?" asked the Captain.
"Make sure to switch everybody's positions very often" said the monk.
"Why?" said the Captain.
The monk replied "You'd be surprised at the amount of karma you get from reposting."
