Karl Marx Jokes
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Short karl marx jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The karl marx humour may include short joseph stalin jokes also.
- Why did karl marx always spell his name in lowercase letters? Because he wanted to abolish all forms of capital
- I was disappointed that my sister started dating a guy who praised Stalin, idolized Karl Marx, and was working to form a union at work I don't know she missed all the red flags
- Apparently Karl Marx didn't like JOKES.... Edit-oops ..my bad..he just didn't like them capitalized.
- A communist, like Karl Marx, says to seize the means of production... Capitalist Donald Trump however, prefers to seize the means of reproduction.
- Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it? Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.
- If Karl Marx made a contraceptive company Would it's slogan be seize the means of reproduction?
- Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much? Because they did not have proper tea.
- What's the difference between Karl Marx and Donald Trump? Trump only advocates the seizing of a *woman's* means of production
- Karl Marx's Grave It's just a Communist plot
- I was thinking about going to the grave of Karl Marx But then I heard it was just another communist plot.
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Which karl marx one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with karl marx? I can suggest the ones about martin luther and capitalist.
- Why does Karl Marx write in lowercase? He hates capitalism
- Hey girl is your name Karl Marx? Cuz you're starting an uprising in my lower classes
- Why does Karl Marx hate earl grey? Because all proper tea is theft.
- Why did Karl Marx's toilet play music? Because of the violins inherent in the cistern
- Karl Marx College is a total scam there aren't even any classes!
- Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft!
- Why didn't Karl Marx drink Earl Gray? All proper tea is theft.
- Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea? Because proper tea is theft.
- Miley Cyrus's VMA preformance... Was so classless Karl Marx came in his grave
- Why is Karl Marx's toilet so noisy? Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.
- What happened when Karl Marx got his tax return? He became Groucho
- Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery? Because he was dead.
- Why did Karl Marx drink mint tea? Because proper tea is theft.
- Karl Marx walks into a bar and asks who owns this joint? Please finish this joke for me
- Why does Karl Marx like stormy days? There are no classes.
Hilarious Karl Marx Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What funny jokes about karl marx you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean communist jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make karl marx pranks.
Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes?
Because he hated the Bù shuō!
What did Karl Marx put on his noodles?
Communist Manipesto
Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?
Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.
Karl Marx walks into a bar
The punchline gets progressively better over time
I went and saw the new Karl Marx Brothers play...
It was a physical comedy where everyone falls down the same flight of steps and gets an equivalent amount laughs.
Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?
Because all proper tea is theft.
Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan?
Because he was a kami!
What do Karl Marx and the founder of Linux have in common?
Both of them hate classes.
I visited Karl Marx's grave in London yesterday.
It was just another Communist plot.
Hey girl is your name Karl Marx?
Because I want to seize your means of production...
Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
Why did Karl Marx hate classical music?
Because of the violins inherant in the system
Turns out my exam moderator, Karl, was a Prussian socialist
I guess Karl marx after all.
As Karl Marx famously said,
Teamwork makes the dream work
Why are school marks bad?
Because Karl Marx.
What happens if you befriend Karl Marx while watching a rug merchant's scam?
He becomes your Con-rad.
Yo mama is like Karl Marx's thoughts on socio-economics
Every worker gets a fair share
Who's your favourite fantasy author?
Mine is Karl Marx
What is Karl Marx's favorite console?
The Wii
Karl Marx walks into a bar
He makes his own drink
Where is Karl Marx buried?
In a communist plot.
Karl Marx started a fight at school
It was a class struggle
I was going to take communist studies with Mr. Karl
But I hear he Marx pretty hard.
Santa Claus and Karl Marx are pretty similar when you think about it.
They both have long beards, re distribute items for free, and we all stop believing in them at a certain age.
What breed was Karl Marx's dog?
A proleterrier.
Two Kids Play the Karl Marx Arcade Game
They have nothing to lose but their change.
With all the systematic problems in the US, was Karl Marx right?
No, he was left.
Karl Marx is a historically famous philosopher,
however no one ever mentions his sister, Onya, the inventor of the starting p**......
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Karl Marx is a historically famous philosopher, but no one ever mentions his sister, Onya, the inventor of the starting p**......
Karl Marx
Karl Marx ia a historically famous philosopher but no one ever mentions his sister and brother: Onya, the inventor of the starting p**..., and Skid, who was generally unpopular.
Everyone knows the famous communist Karl Marx.
But I bet you never knew the inventor of the starter p**... was his sister, Onya.
Today I found out Karl Marx's sister invented the starting p**...
Her name was Onya
Have you heard of Karl Marx's sister, Anya Marx?
She invented the starting p**...
Karl Marx is a historical figure but nobody mentions his sister Onya, who invented the starting p**...
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Everyone has heard of the historical figure, Karl Marx.
But no one remembers his sister, Onya, who invented the starting p**....
Everyone has heard of Karl Marx, but no one remembers his sister, Onya…
…who invented the starting p**....
Karl Marx is historically famous, but no one ever mentions his sister Onya and her contribution.
She invented the starting p**....
Karl Marx is a historically famous figure…
But nobody ever mentions his sister, Onya, who invented the starter p**....
