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Everyone has heard of the historical figure, Karl Marx.
But no one remembers his sister, Onya, who invented the starting p**....
Karl Marx is a historically famous figure…
But nobody ever mentions his sister, Onya, who invented the starter p**....
Why does Karl Marx write in lowercase?
He hates capitalism
Hey girl is your name Karl Marx?
Cuz you're starting an uprising in my lower classes
Why does Karl Marx hate earl grey?
Because all proper tea is theft.
Everyone has heard of Karl Marx, but no one remembers his sister, Onya…
…who invented the starting p**....
Why did Karl Marx's toilet play music?
Because of the violins inherent in the cistern
Why did karl marx always spell his name in lowercase letters?
Because he wanted to abolish all forms of capital
Today I found out Karl Marx's sister invented the starting p**...
Her name was Onya
Get set.....
Karl Marx is a historically famous philosopher, but no one ever mentions his sister, Onya, the inventor of the starting p**......
Karl Marx College is a total scam
there aren't even any classes!
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Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?
Because proper tea is theft!
Why didn't Karl Marx drink Earl Gray?
All proper tea is theft.
Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?
Because proper tea is theft.
Miley Cyrus's VMA preformance...
Was so classless Karl Marx came in his grave
Why is Karl Marx's toilet so noisy?
Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.
Karl Marx
Karl Marx ia a historically famous philosopher but no one ever mentions his sister and brother: Onya, the inventor of the starting p**..., and Skid, who was generally unpopular.
I was disappointed that my sister started dating a guy who praised Stalin, idolized Karl Marx, and was working to form a union at work
I don't know she missed all the red flags
Apparently Karl Marx didn't like JOKES....
Edit-oops ..my bad..he just didn't like them capitalized.
Karl Marx is a historically famous philosopher,
however no one ever mentions his sister, Onya, the inventor of the starting p**......
Karl Marx is a historical figure but nobody mentions his sister Onya, who invented the starting p**...
Not mine
A communist, like Karl Marx, says to seize the means of production...
Capitalist Donald Trump however, prefers to seize the means of reproduction.
Have you heard of Karl Marx's sister, Anya Marx?
She invented the starting p**...
Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?
Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.
Everyone knows the famous communist Karl Marx.
But I bet you never knew the inventor of the starter p**... was his sister, Onya.
Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery?
Because he was dead.
If Karl Marx made a contraceptive company
Would it's slogan be seize the means of reproduction?
Why did Karl Marx drink mint tea?
Because proper tea is theft.
Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?
Because they did not have proper tea.
What's the difference between Karl Marx and Donald Trump?
Trump only advocates the seizing of a *woman's* means of production
Why does Karl Marx like stormy days?
There are no classes.
Karl Marx's Grave
It's just a Communist plot
I was thinking about going to the grave of Karl Marx
But then I heard it was just another communist plot.
I visited Karl Marx's grave in London yesterday.
It was just another Communist plot.
Who's your favourite fantasy author?
Mine is Karl Marx
