Karl Jokes
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Funniest Karl Short Jokes
Short karl jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The karl humour may include short karl marx jokes also.
- Why did karl marx always spell his name in lowercase letters? Because he wanted to abolish all forms of capital
- Which kid? Wife: Honey, i think you don't love our kids equally. It seems you have one that gets less love from you.
Husband: Really? Which kid do you mean? Karl, Tina or the fat one - What do you call a male version of a 'Karen'? Ken…Kurt…Karl? Nah: Kelvin. Because he's an absolute zero.
- I was disappointed that my sister started dating a guy who praised Stalin, idolized Karl Marx, and was working to form a union at work I don't know she missed all the red flags
- Apparently Karl Marx didn't like JOKES.... Edit-oops ..my bad..he just didn't like them capitalized.
- A communist, like Karl Marx, says to seize the means of production... Capitalist Donald Trump however, prefers to seize the means of reproduction.
- Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it? Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.
- Two whales walk into a bar... The first whale says oooOOOOoOooOOoOoooOOOOoOoOOOooooOo
The second whale says: "Karl you're drunk!" - If Karl Marx made a contraceptive company Would it's slogan be seize the means of reproduction?
- Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much? Because they did not have proper tea.
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Karl One Liners
Which karl one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with karl? I can suggest the ones about soviet and communist.
- Why does Karl Marx write in lowercase? He hates capitalism
- Hey girl is your name Karl Marx? Cuz you're starting an uprising in my lower classes
- Why does Karl Marx hate earl grey? Because all proper tea is theft.
- Why did Karl Marx's toilet play music? Because of the violins inherent in the cistern
- Karl Marx College is a total scam there aren't even any classes!
- Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft!
- Why didn't Karl Marx drink Earl Gray? All proper tea is theft.
- Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea? Because proper tea is theft.
- Miley Cyrus's VMA preformance... Was so classless Karl Marx came in his grave
- What do you call a communist dog? Karl Barx
Shout-out to "Matt & Tom" for that 😊 - Why is Karl Marx's toilet so noisy? Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.
- What happened when Karl Marx got his tax return? He became Groucho
- Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery? Because he was dead.
- Why did Karl Marx drink mint tea? Because proper tea is theft.
- Karl Marx walks into a bar and asks who owns this joint? Please finish this joke for me
Karl Marx Jokes
Here is a list of funny karl marx jokes and even better karl marx puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What's the difference between Karl Marx and Donald Trump? Trump only advocates the seizing of a *woman's* means of production
- Why does Karl Marx like stormy days? There are no classes.
- Karl Marx's Grave It's just a Communist plot
- I was thinking about going to the grave of Karl Marx But then I heard it was just another communist plot.
- I visited Karl Marx's grave in London yesterday. It was just another Communist plot.
- Who's your favourite fantasy author? Mine is Karl Marx
- Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey? Because all proper tea is theft.
- Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes? Because he hated the Bù shuō!
- Karl Marx walks into a bar The punchline gets progressively better over time
- What did Karl Marx put on his noodles? Communist Manipesto
Unearthly Funniest Karl Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What funny jokes about karl you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make karl pranks.
George W. Bush and Karl Rove are talking...
Karl Rove walks into the Oval Office and says "Mr. President, I have some bad news. Four Brazilian soldiers died yesterday in Iraq" The president buries his head in his hands, crying "no! No! No! That's awful, that's terrible...." He pauses, collects himself, and says "wait.... How many is a Brazilian?"
Wrote a joke.
I wrote this joke- Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..?
Boris' Karl loft.
Austria, mid-1950s
Once upon a time in an Austrian elementary school, the children were preparing for the school play. This year it was about classical musicians. The teacher asked some students who they'd like to portray in the production. Hans wanted to be Mozart, Johan wanted to be Beethoven, and Karl wanted to be Brahms. When little Arnold was asked, he replied "I'll be Bach!"
There's a Russian gay couple...
One of them is called Vladislav, the other is called Karl. After happily loving each other for a fair few years, Karl discovers Vladislav is having an affair with Vladimir.
Devastated, Karl gets onto his knees in front of Vladislav and bellows:
"VLADISLAV? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more!"
Hear about the famous Philosopher Karl?
He died Jung
With all the systematic problems in the US, was Karl Marx right?
No, he was left.
Karl Marx is a historically famous philosopher,
however no one ever mentions his sister, Onya, the inventor of the starting p**......
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Karl Marx is a historically famous philosopher, but no one ever mentions his sister, Onya, the inventor of the starting p**......
Karl Marx
Karl Marx ia a historically famous philosopher but no one ever mentions his sister and brother: Onya, the inventor of the starting p**..., and Skid, who was generally unpopular.
Everyone knows the famous communist Karl Marx.
But I bet you never knew the inventor of the starter p**... was his sister, Onya.
Today I found out Karl Marx's sister invented the starting p**...
Her name was Onya
Have you heard of Karl Marx's sister, Anya Marx?
She invented the starting p**...
Little Karl was with his grandma in a supermarket
Little Karl yelled to his grandma: Granny, I need to pee!
Grandma replied: We are in a public place, don't say you need to pee, say something nice, say you need to sing.
Later, when grandma was sleeping, Little Karl went to grandmas room and woke her: Granny, I need to sing!
Grandma: It's midnight, you can't sing now.
Little Karl: But I need to sing really bad!
Grandma: Well ok then. Sing quietly to grannys ear.
Karl Marx is a historical figure but nobody mentions his sister Onya, who invented the starting p**...
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Everyone has heard of the historical figure, Karl Marx.
But no one remembers his sister, Onya, who invented the starting p**....
Everyone has heard of Karl Marx, but no one remembers his sister, Onya…
…who invented the starting p**....
Karl Marx is historically famous, but no one ever mentions his sister Onya and her contribution.
She invented the starting p**....
Two German explorers
Two German explorers were making their way east across New York when they came to a wide river.
Karl: How vill vee get across dee large body of vater?
The other explorer sees a large, steel object north of them.
Heinrich: Look der es und structure dat vee can use to cross
Karl and Heinrich make their way across and into the land know as upstate New York. Karl gets to the other side but notices that his companion is still behind. Karl also notices that he is continuously poking his finger on the object they just crossed.
Karl: Heinrich, vat are you doing?
Heinrich: I'm Tappan Zee Bridge
Karl Marx is a historically famous figure…
But nobody ever mentions his sister, Onya, who invented the starter p**....
