The Best 47 Karen Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Karen jokes. There are some karen petit jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these karen debra puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Karen Jokes and Puns

Mike was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat him down for a little chat...

He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something.
On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, Here, try these on.''

She did and said, 'These are too big.
I can't wear them.'

I replied, 'Exactly.. I wear the pants in
this family and I always will.'

Ever since that night, we have
never had any problems.

'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.

So....On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, 'Here, try these on..!

She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.'

Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.
I don't want you to ever forget that.'

Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike. She said, 'Here, you try on mine !

Mike did and said,
'I can't get into your panties.'

Karen said, 'Exactly.
And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude, you never will.'

An officer pulls up at the scene of an accident

where a car has driven through a field, killed several livestock and crashed into a barn. He decides to interview Steve who is struggling to keep his balance and is being propped up by Karen.

"Been out for a few have we mate?" asks the officer.

"Shuure ave mate" grins Steve.

"I realise you are very drunk sir," states the officer, "but that is absolutely no excuse to let your wife drive you home!"

Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

Karen joke, Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

I hate when people talk about their kids age in weeks and months.

"Jessica said her first word at 36 weeks!"

You mean 9 months.

"Ken is 24 months!"

Deborah, he's 2.

"My baby is -26 weeks old!"

No, Karen, you miscarried.

Dave : How's the diet going?

Dave : How's the diet going?

Karen : Well, today's my cheat day

Dave : What does that mean?

Guy in bed : Don't worry about it


Policeman: "I'm very sorry, sir,..."

Policeman: I'm very sorry, sir, but it looks like your wife got hit by a bus.

Man: I'm aware of that, but Karen has a wonderful personality.

When Thanos snaps...

Avengers: Oh no, he did it he managed to get rid of half the universe we did not stop him there is no hope. We are in Endgame now.

Karen: ThE VaCCinEs TurNEd My KIdS tO DuSt !!!!!

Karen joke, When Thanos snaps...

Dane Cook Karen joke

Karen, is ALWAYS a douchebag.

What's the male version of a Karen called?

I don't know but a group of them is called a Senate.

An anti-vaxxer, an entitled woman, and a Karen walk into a bar

She demands to speak to the manager

The first Karen to get sick was ...

Impatient zero.

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Two Karens are out having dinner

The waiter stopped by their table and said "is anything ok?"

Who does a Karen yell at if her computer isn't working?

The task manager

Karen got hired to an offshore rig during the pandemic.

She's an essential oil worker now.

What does Karen do when she wants to see all her friends?

She closes her eyes.

Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?

Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!

Karen joke, Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?

what do you call a communist karen?

sharon

5 gangsters calmly walk into a bar.

Immediately, a Karen rushes up to them and starts yelling at them to get out.

"What are you doing!?" yells the bartender. "They haven't even been here for two minutes!"

"Well," the Karen retorts. "I've heard that 5G's are bad for the environment!"

What happens when a Karen and a Boomer crash into each other?

KaBoom!


What is a Karen called in Europe?

An American.

How many Karens did it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

She just holds the lightbulb in the socket and expects the rest of the world to revolve around her.

Two Karens are having lunch together

The waiter stops by and asks "Is anything okay?"

Becky discussing with her friend Karen

Becky: Last week, my uncle was taking pictures of me and asked me to climb up a ladder so he could get a better angle.

Karen: did you do it?.. it was just an excuse to see your panties.

Becky: I know. That's why I took it off before climbing the ladder.

An elderly couple are making their funeral arrangements.

They get to choose what is engraved on each other's headstones.
Husband says, "Here lies Karen. Quiet at last"
Wife says, "Here lies Kevin, stiff at last"

How does a Karen screw in a lightbulb?

She just holds it up to the socket and it screws in, 'cuz the whole world revolves around her.

What's the difference between a Karen and a puppy?

Eventually, the puppy will grow up and not whine as much.

Karen goes to the psychic...

"Two men, Bob and Carl, both want to marry me. Who will be the lucky one?"

"You will marry Bob. Carl will be the lucky one."

I feel bad for all the nice women named Karen who have to deal with the bad stereotype of asking for managers. Sharon's too..

Because Sharon is Karen

Why did Karen push CTRL + ALT + DELETE?

She wanted the Task Manager.

How do Karens put in a light bulb?

They Just put it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.

Four Karens are sitting in a restaurant...

A waitress comes up to their table and says "Good afternoon ladies, is anything alright?"

How does a Karen change a lightbulb?

She holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.

What is the difference between an angel of love jumping a motorcycle through a ring of fire and a Karen?

One is a cupid stunt and the others a....

People need to stop calling me "Karen" It's so offensive.

Me: That's fine we'll go back to what we used to call you.

Karen: Thanks....

Me: You're welcome, Bitch.

Karens husband dies...

Karens husband dies. After a few days, she starts missing him, so she buys an Ouija board and contacts her husband.

Karen: Honey, can you listen to me?

Husband: Yes

Karen: Are you happy in afterlife?

Husband: Yes

Karen: Is it better than your life on earth?

Husband: Yes

Karen: Nice. So how's heaven?

Husband: Who said I'm in heaven?

Why did Karen press Ctrl+Alt+Delete?

She wanted to see the task manager.

Son: Dad, what's the opposite of Karen?

Dad: Umm, I don't know, Sharon...?

Son: But I thought Sharon was Karen.

Karen calls the police due to a blackout in her neighborhood

Karen: Excuse me, there's a black out in my neighborhood!

Police: Call Centerpoint Energy.

Karen: You don't understand, he's still here!

How does Karen screw in a lightbulb?

She stands there holding the lightbulb and waits for the world to turn around her

Scientist recently linked a disease to women acting like a Karen.

It's mad cow disease.

How does a Karen change a lightbulb?

She doesn't screw it in, because the world is supposed to revolve around her

Dating these days as a Karen is hard, all of my dates act like teenagers.

What I is need is a MANager!

Why did Karen marry Plankton?

Because now she can always speak to the manager.

A Karen went to Bethlehem.

She asked to see the manger.

Why do Karens like to press ctrl alt delete?

Because from there they can access the task manager

Eight year old sister got me with this one

Why did Karen cross the road?

To get to the manager.

Karen's 911 call

Karen was cleaning Kyle's rifle and shot him by accident. She calls 911.

"It's my husband," said Karen. "I've accidentally shot him... I've killed him," she sobbed.

"Please calm down, ma'am," the 911 operator tried to sooth her. "Can you please make sure he's actually dead?"

\[Click\] BANG!

"Okay, I've done that. What now?"

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