Cheerful Fun Kare Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What is a Karen called in Europe?
An American.
How many Karens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, She just stands there holding it while the world revolves around her.
How many Karens did it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One.
She just holds the lightbulb in the socket and expects the rest of the world to revolve around her.
Two Karens are out having dinner
The waiter stopped by their table and said "is anything ok?"
Two Karens are having lunch together
The waiter stops by and asks "Is anything okay?"
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc?
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Karen goes to the psychic...
"Two men, Bob and Carl, both want to marry me. Who will be the lucky one?"
"You will marry Bob. Carl will be the lucky one."
Karen got hired to an offshore rig during the pandemic.
She's an essential oil worker now.
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
Why did Karen push CTRL + ALT + DELETE?
She wanted the Task Manager.
A Karen went to Bethlehem.
She asked to see the manger.
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The first Karen to get sick was ...
Impatient zero.
Four Karens are sitting in a restaurant...
A waitress comes up to their table and says "Good afternoon ladies, is anything alright?"
Karen
Police arrested two Karens yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other off.
How does Karen change a light bulb?
She puts it in and waits for the world to revolve around her
Who does a Karen yell at if her computer isn't working?
The task manager
Karen
My mum usually complains about everything but lately she's gotten bored of it. I guess you could say that she's past the point of Karen.
What happens when a Karen and a Boomer c**... into each other?
KaBoom!
Why did Karen press Ctrl+Alt+Delete?
She wanted to see the task manager.
Why can't Karens get anything done on a Windows computer?
They keep summoning the Task Manager
(Sorry: this came to my mind as I was getting frustrated with my slow computer)
How does a Karen change a lightbulb?
She doesn't screw it in, because the world is supposed to revolve around her
Karens husband dies...
Karens husband dies. After a few days, she starts missing him, so she buys an Ouija board and contacts her husband.
Karen: Honey, can you listen to me?
Husband: Yes
Karen: Are you happy in afterlife?
Husband: Yes
Karen: Is it better than your life on earth?
Husband: Yes
Karen: Nice. So how's heaven?
Husband: Who said I'm in heaven?
Why did Karen marry Plankton?
Because now she can always speak to the manager.
Karen calls the police due to a b**... in her neighborhood
Karen: Excuse me, there's a black out in my neighborhood!
Police: Call Centerpoint Energy.
Karen: You don't understand, he's still here!
How do Karens put in a light bulb?
They Just put it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
Karen came into my restaurant the other day and asked, "Can you tell me about the menu please?"
So I kicked her out and told her that the men I please are none of her business!!
How does a Karen change a lightbulb?
She holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
What does Karen do when she wants to see all her friends?
She closes her eyes.
Why can't Karens sing?
Because they get stuck at the third note: "doe, ray, me-me-me-me-me-me-me..."
How does Karen screw in a lightbulb?
She stands there holding the lightbulb and waits for the world to turn around her
I always confuse Idk with Idc
It's been so long I don't kare anymore
What does a Karen say to the IT department?
I'd like to speak to your task manager.
Why do Karens like to press ctrl alt delete?
Because from there they can access the task manager
How does a Karen screw in a lightbulb?
She just holds it up to the socket and it screws in, 'cuz the whole world revolves around her.
Why did the Karen travel to Bethlehem on Christmas Eve?
She wanted to speak to the manger!
