Kare Jokes

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What is a Karen called in Europe?

An American.

How many Karens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, She just stands there holding it while the world revolves around her.

How many Karens did it take to screw in a lightbulb?

She just holds the lightbulb in the socket and expects the rest of the world to revolve around her.

Two Karens are out having dinner

The waiter stopped by their table and said "is anything ok?"

Two Karens are having lunch together

The waiter stops by and asks "Is anything okay?"

Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Karen goes to the psychic...

"Two men, Bob and Carl, both want to marry me. Who will be the lucky one?"
"You will marry Bob. Carl will be the lucky one."

Karen got hired to an offshore rig during the pandemic.

She's an essential oil worker now.

Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?

Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!

Why did Karen push CTRL + ALT + DELETE?

She wanted the Task Manager.

A Karen went to Bethlehem.

She asked to see the manger.

The first Karen to get sick was ...

Impatient zero.

Four Karens are sitting in a restaurant...

A waitress comes up to their table and says "Good afternoon ladies, is anything alright?"

Totally sick of idiots letting firework off early, it's still October for goodness sake!!!

Dog is going mad and keeps knocking the Christmas tree over!

How does Karen change a light bulb?

She puts it in and waits for the world to revolve around her

Who does a Karen yell at if her computer isn't working?

The task manager


My mum usually complains about everything but lately she's gotten bored of it. I guess you could say that she's past the point of Karen.

What happens when a Karen and a Boomer c**... into each other?


Why did Karen press Ctrl+Alt+Delete?

She wanted to see the task manager.

Why can't Karens get anything done on a Windows computer?

They keep summoning the Task Manager
(Sorry: this came to my mind as I was getting frustrated with my slow computer)

How does a Karen change a lightbulb?

She doesn't screw it in, because the world is supposed to revolve around her

Karens husband dies...

Karens husband dies. After a few days, she starts missing him, so she buys an Ouija board and contacts her husband.
Karen: Honey, can you listen to me?
Husband: Yes
Karen: Are you happy in afterlife?
Husband: Yes
Karen: Is it better than your life on earth?
Husband: Yes
Karen: Nice. So how's heaven?
Husband: Who said I'm in heaven?

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Kare One Liners

Which kare one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kare? I can suggest the ones about mirror and honor.

  1. I always confuse Idk with Idc It's been so long I don't kare anymore

Kare joke, I always confuse Idk with Idc

Kare joke, I always confuse Idk with Idc