Kardashian Jokes
88 kardashian jokes and hilarious kardashian puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kardashian that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Kanye West, Khloe Kardashian, and Lamar Odom have been fodder for plenty of jokes as they've become some of the most talked about celebrities in the news. Read how SNL's Pete Davidson took his jabs and turned them into laughs with his Kardashian jokes.
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- How did kim kardashian tell her kid about her upcoming divorce with Kanye? North, things between West and I have gone South.
- As the Kardashians celebrate their 20th and final season... I would LOVE to congratulate myself for never watching a single episode.
- I hope that when Kim Kardashian goes to the beach, she doesn't swim. The last thing we need is more plastic in the ocean.
- Make fun of Kim Kardashians baby name choice for 'North West' if you want... But that child is going straight to the top...
And slightly to the left... - What's the difference between the Titanic and Kim Kardashian? The number of people who rode the Titanic is known.
- What do Kim Kardashian and hurricane Sandy have in common? They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.
- What do Kim Kardashian and a police siren have in common? They get turned on when black guys are around.
- Egyptian babies didn't know that one day their daddy would become a mummy Neither did the kardashians
- Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common? Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.
- I hope the Kardashians don't go to the beach this year. All we need is more plastic in the ocean.
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Kardashian One Liners
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- How did kanye west ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ?? "will i marry you?"
- Just had a coffee and it was so black and rich, a Kardashian just tried to sleep with it.
- When the Kardashians die, they won't be buried or cremated. They'll be recycled.
- Kim Kardashian, pitbull and Amy Schumer walk into a bar. They set it lower.
- What do you call the Kardashian family taking a swim in the ocean? pollution
- How long could a Kardashian survive in the wild? Forever. Plastic is not biodegradable.
- Which store do the Kardashians put most of their time and energy into? Photoshop
- What do the Egyptians and Kardashians have in common? Their daddies became mummies
- Why can't the Kardashians swim at the beach? Because plastic is bad for the ocean.
- What do male deer and the Kardashians have in common? Every year, they get a new rack
- What is it called when a Kardashian falls into the sea? Pollution.
- The Kardashian Family motto: Getting black men off since the OJ trial.
- Every time the kardashians go to the beach The amount of plastic in the ocean doubles
- What do you call Kim Kardashian's cleavage? The silicon valley
- How does Kanye make Kim Kardashian's eyes twinkle? He shines a flashlight in her ear.
Kim Kardashian Jokes
Here is a list of funny kim kardashian jokes and even better kim kardashian puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why did Donald Trump invite Kim Kardashian to talk about prison reform? Because she's had more black dudes in her than a jail.
- [All credit to Ana Kasparian from the TYT Network] So, I heard Kim Kardashian is having Kanye West's baby... At least she let him finish.
- When Kim Kardashian dies... Will she be put in a grave or melted along with the rest of the plastic?
- Has Kim Kardashian Broken The Internet? I'm not sure if Kim Kardashian has actually managed to 'break the internet', but she's certainly put a big crack in it!
- What does Hurricane Katrina and Kim Kardashian have in common? They have both swallowed hundreds of black kids :)
- So far, more Americans have been married to Kim Kardashian than have died from Ebola. And the Ebola victims suffered less.
- Robert Kardashian taught Kim an important lesson. You can become famous if you help a black guy get off.
- What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a homeless man who works at McDonalds? One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.
- Why isn't Kim Kardashian allowed to swim on the beach? Because there is already enough plastic in the ocean.
- What do Kim Kardashian and her dad have in common? They both got famous for getting a black man off.
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How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, but it just lays there while Ray J does all the work.
I was going to write a joke about Kim kardashian's orifices,
but they've all been done.
Kim Kardashian as First Lady
How is Kim Kardashian similar to dough?
Both are very kneady.
Also yeast, lots of yeast.
Kim Kardashian arrives in India for the first time, she walks out of the airport, and to her surprise, everyone on the streets stops, turns towards her, and kneels in humility and reverence
Little did she know, they worship cows over there!
Why couldn't Kim Kardashian see Caitlyn Jenner?
Because she was trans-parent.
Shout out to the Kardashians,
Who are undoubtedly having a tough time deciding what to get their father for Mother's Day.
Richard Spencer is the Kim Kardashian of the alt-right...
I have no idea why he's famous and I only know his name because some dude pounded him on video.
Santa walked into the Kardashian's mansion and said...
h**..., h**..., h**...!
Kylie Jenner just named her newborn baby daughter Stormi
I think the Kardashian family is trying to have a weather forecast for her kids, because it's going to be Stormi in North West Chicago with a chance of Reign.
If Robert Kardashian hadn't gotten OJ off,
eventually one of his daughters would have.
What's the difference between Los Angeles and Kim Kardashian?
One is a dirty, washed-up place many great men have visited. The other one is a city in California.
Why would we need to keep up with the Kardashians?
We're already way ahead of them.
An alien walks into a human brain shop
Vendor: Welcome, unfortunately we are very limited on brains right now and there are only 2 available.
Alien: I'll take a look.
Vendor: Well, here's the brain of Albert Einstein. He was very intelligent and was the reason behind much of human science. This is priced at $2. Here is the brain of someone who has watched every single "Keeping up with the Kardashians" episodes ever. It's listed at $200.
Alien: Woah, you're trying to rip me off. Why is the brain of someone that dumb worth so much?
Vendor: Simple, because this brain hasn't been used before.
Why is it i**... for the Kardashians to go swimming?
Because throwing plastic in the ocean is a crime.
Joe Rogan trans joke
Maybe if you live with crazy bi.... long enough they f..... turn you into one, Rogan said, referring to the Kardashian-Jenner women.Maybe you go crazy. Maybe that too. Especially those ones.
Whats the difference between an ancient Egyptian Prince and a Kardashian?
The Egyptian knew from the start that their daddy would become a mummy.
The kardashians shouldn't be allowed to swim
We don't need even more plastic in the ocean
What did the media say about Kim Kardashian swimming
There's too much plastic in our oceans.
What do Phil Swift and Kim Kardashian have in common?
They're only famous because of a tape.
What does a pirate say when he gets close to shore and sees a kardashian?
Land h**...!
What did Santa say when he dropped down the chimney at the kardashians?
h**... h**... h**...!
When you wake up and think life s**....
But at least my name is not North Kardashian West
The Kardashians go for a swim in the pacific ocean
The percentage of plastic in the ocean increases by 400%.
How did Kim Kardashian explain to her daughter the reason why Kanye is acting this way?
North, my relationship with West has gone totally South.
It was smart to use Khloe Kardashian in those ads for migraine medication.
I know that not all people that have migraines watch the Kardashians, but everyone who watches the Kardashians has migraines.
What do the Kardashians and the beach have in common ?
The both contain a bunch of plastic.
What's the difference between a Cardassian and a Kardashian?
One is a vicious, opportunistic race, bent on subjugation and d**... through whatever insidious and ethically-questionable means they have at hand.
The other is a fictional race from Star Trek.
