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I decided to teach karate to my neighbors kid
He was enthusiastic for the first two days but then quit before he could finish painting the fences
How does the Karate Kid pleasure himself?
Wax off
Why do indie kids s**... at karate?
They never got past the white belt.
What does the karate kid do in his free time?
He wax off
With all these celebrities getting outed for molesting kids, it's only a matter of time before Jackie Chan is exposed.
Like, do you have any idea how many times he told Jaden Smith to jacket off in the karate kid?
Netflix announced another karate kid spinoff, this time the dojo trains insufferable whiney entitled children.
It's called Cobra Caillou.
Russian karate kid be like:
Smirn on, Smirn off. Smirn on, Smirn off...
My wife says it's time I stop pretending to be The Karate Kid.
I had to put my foot down.
What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?
Jacks on Jacks off
Why didn't the Congolese karate Kid didn't want to play against the Belgian one ?
He heard the Belgian had some hand-chopping moves up his sleeve.
Have you ever seen the karate kid backwards?
It's a movie about a karate champ that slowly becomes more and more of a oudsy until he finally moved back to Jersey.
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What move does the karate kid practice the most?
He wax off everyday
