Karate Kid Jokes

Funniest Karate Kid Short Jokes

Short karate kid jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The karate kid humour may include short karate jokes also.

1. I decided to teach karate to my neighbors kid He was enthusiastic for the first two days but then quit before he could finish painting the fences
2. Why didn't the Congolese karate Kid didn't want to play against the Belgian one ? He heard the Belgian had some hand-chopping moves up his sleeve.
3. Have you ever seen the karate kid backwards? It's a movie about a karate champ that slowly becomes more and more of a oudsy until he finally moved back to Jersey.
4. The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.

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Karate Kid One Liners

Which karate kid one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with karate kid? I can suggest the ones about bad kid and quiet kid.

1. How does the Karate Kid pleasure himself? Wax off
2. What does the karate kid do in his free time? He wax off
3. Russian karate kid be like: Smirn on, Smirn off. Smirn on, Smirn off...
4. My wife says it's time I stop pretending to be The Karate Kid. I had to put my foot down.
5. What's a karate kid's favorite sweet? Taekwondonuts
6. Why do indie kids s**... at karate? They never got past the white belt.
   
7. Why doesn't the karate kid care about s**...? Because he WAX OFF!
8. How does the karate kid train with his girlfriend? Wax on, fap off.

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What funny jokes about karate kid you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean scene kid jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make karate kid pranks.