The Best 13 Karate Kid Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Karate Kid jokes. There are some karate kid jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these karate kid puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Karate Kid Jokes and Puns

I decided to teach karate to my neighbors kid

He was enthusiastic for the first two days but then quit before he could finish painting the fences

How does the Karate Kid pleasure himself?

Wax off

Why do indie kids suck at karate?

They never got past the white belt.

What does the karate kid do in his free time?

He wax off

With all these celebrities getting outed for molesting kids, it's only a matter of time before Jackie Chan is exposed.

Like, do you have any idea how many times he told Jaden Smith to jacket off in the karate kid?


Netflix announced another karate kid spinoff, this time the dojo trains insufferable whiney entitled children.

It's called Cobra Caillou.

Russian karate kid be like:

Smirn on, Smirn off. Smirn on, Smirn off...

My wife says it's time I stop pretending to be The Karate Kid.

I had to put my foot down.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

Have you ever seen the karate kid backwards?

It's a movie about a karate champ that slowly becomes more and more of a oudsy until he finally moved back to Jersey.

Why didn't the Congolese karate Kid didn't want to play against the Belgian one ?

He heard the Belgian had some hand-chopping moves up his sleeve.

You can explore karate kid reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean karate kid dad jokes. There are also karate kid puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What move does the karate kid practice the most?

He wax off everyday

The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the karate kid jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working karate kid piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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