Karat Jokes
33 karat jokes and hilarious karat puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about karat that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Karat Short Jokes
Short karat jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The karat humour may include short kit kat jokes also.
- Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion yesterday in less than 5 moves. Finally my high school karate classes came in useful.
- I warn you not to mess with me! I know Karate, Judo, Aikido, Jiujitsu and 22 other japanese words.
- My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.
- I defeated our local chess champion in less than three moves ... Finally, my high school karate lessons paid off.
- I decided to teach karate to my neighbors kid He was enthusiastic for the first two days but then quit before he could finish painting the fences
- Someone was handing out certificates for a free Karate Lesson at the mall yesterday He told me I could only Taek Won Do
- What's the difference between karate and judo?
Karate is a method of self defense and judo is what bagels are made of. - What do you call a pig who knows karate? Pork chop
- What's the difference between Karate and Judo? Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.
- Whats the american version of a karate chop? A Connecti Cut!
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Karat One Liners
Which karat one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with karat? I can suggest the ones about kart and kilos.
- What do you call an amputee trying to do karate? Partial Arts.
- I beat a black belt at karate. My next challenger is a green sock.
- What do you call a 1 armed man who does karate? a Partial artist
- I defeated a state chess champion in two moves My karate lessons really paid off.
- What do you call someone with no legs doing Karate? Partial Arts.
- What do you call an amputee learning karate? Partial arts
- What do you call a sheep that does karate Lamb Chop
- What do you call a pig that does karate? Pork Chop.
- What is it called when an amputee does karate? Partial Arts
- I know kung fu, tae kwan do, ninjitsu, karate, tia chi... and a few other asian words.
- I know Karate... ...And like two other Japanese words.
- I beat a black belt at karate My next opponent is a red sock
- How does the Karate Kid pleasure himself? Wax off
- If Eminem did karate... His next album would be Marshall Arts
- What do you call a paraplegic who does karate? Partial Arts.
Cheerful Karat Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
What funny jokes about karat you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean knot jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make karat pranks.
The karate student kept killing all his teachers...
I guess he became desenseitized
Two guys are talking about what the are got their wives for their birthdays…
…and one of them say he got his wife a five karat Diamond ring.
And his buddy says, That's nice, but I thought she wanted a Lexus?
Yeah, but I didn't know where to buy a fake Lexus.
What does the karate kid do in his free time?
He wax off
I came last in a karate competition yesterday
I was k**... myself!
I know karate, judo, jujitsu...
And a few more Japanese words.
Karate student to his master: "Master Akira, why do asians all look the same?
"I am not Master Akira"
I have a karate addiction
But I'm about to kick it
How do you say hello to someone who knows karate?
Hiya!
I used to think my Karate instructor was very wise.
However, yesterday my pregnant neighbour Mrs. Wong and her husband rushed to hospital.
When they came back today they had the baby with them so I figured I'd go say hi.
Strangest thing! The baby is Caucasian!
I couldn't believe my eyes, this whole time my instructor had been lying to me; two Wongs DO make a white!
Have you seen the new karate opera?
Critics are calling it sensei-tional.
My karate teacher wore lipstick to class
He looked senseitional
...edit- but sadly his own master wouldn't talk to him. It was a sensei shun.
Karate
is the ancient Japanese art of getting people to buy lots of belts.
A karate instructor was arrested after leaving the store
He was charged with chop lifting
Do you take karate?
Because your breath is kickin'
My karate teacher insited I learnt mantis style
I learnt panda style instead
came back with two black eyes
Have you ever seen the karate kid backwards?
It's a movie about a karate champ that slowly becomes more and more of a oudsy until he finally moved back to Jersey.
