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I know Karate...

...And like two other Japanese words.


How does the Karate Kid pleasure himself?

Wax off


Karate chop

A huge guy walks into a bar, approaches a little guy and karate chops him in the back. When the little guy gets up, the huge guy says, "That was a karate chop from Korea."

A little later, the huge guy walks back over to the little guy and karate chops him in the back. The huge guy says, "That was a karate chop from China."

The little guy leaves the bar, comes back and hits the huge guy on the back. The huge guy lies unconscious on the floor. The little guy tells the bartender, "Tell him that was a crowbar from Sears."


The karate student kept killing all his teachers...

I guess he became desenseitized


What does the karate kid do in his free time?

He wax off


Karate student to his master: "Master Akira, why do asians all look the same?

"I am not Master Akira"


I came last in a karate competition yesterday

I was kicking myself!


I used to think my Karate instructor was very wise.

However, yesterday my pregnant neighbour Mrs. Wong and her husband rushed to hospital.

When they came back today they had the baby with them so I figured I'd go say hi.

Strangest thing! The baby is Caucasian!

I couldn't believe my eyes, this whole time my instructor had been lying to me; two Wongs DO make a white!



is the ancient Japanese art of getting people to buy lots of belts.


Have you seen the new karate opera?

Critics are calling it sensei-tional.


My karate teacher wore lipstick to class

He looked senseitional

...edit- but sadly his own master wouldn't talk to him. It was a sensei shun.


Do you take karate?

Because your breath is kickin'


I know karate...

And two other Japanese words


Have you ever seen the karate kid backwards?

It's a movie about a karate champ that slowly becomes more and more of a oudsy until he finally moved back to Jersey.



And fifteen other cool words


A Karate master teaches his students how to break a piece of wood

He points his finger to the center of the board and tells his students, "This is the punch line"


Ted Bundy gave me a 24 karat ring...

Thanks for the gold, kind strangler!


How does the karate kid train with his girlfriend?

Wax on, fap off.


Why are karate instructors the worst party guests?

They always show up empty handed.


"What's a karate experts favorite drink?"


Fargo is the shit...


What's a karate kid's favorite sweet?



My karate teacher insited I learnt mantis style

I learnt panda style instead

came back with two black eyes


What's a karate experts favourite beverage?




Why doesn't the karate kid care about sex?

Because he WAX OFF!


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