Karaoke Jokes
44 karaoke jokes and hilarious karaoke puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about karaoke that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of funny karaoke jokes. From knock-knock jokes to puns, we've got all the jokes you need to get the party started.
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Funniest Karaoke Short Jokes
Short karaoke jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The karaoke humour may include short sing jokes also.
- I just got kicked out of karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" six times in a row… They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts…
- We just got home from karaoke. My wife tried to sing with a mouth full of chick peas I told her to hummus a tune
- I went to a karaoke bar last night. I went to a karaoke bar last night that didn't play any 70's music…
at first I was afraid, oh I was petrified. - I was already on stage when I realized Take On Me was a bad karaoke song for me to sing... It was a real Aha moment.
- I was pulled offstage and beaten mercilessly while singing karaoke at a bar in Hiroshima, Japan In hindsight, maybe "I Dropped a Bomb on You", wasn't the wisest of song choices.
- My whole life I've wanted to be a singer in the worst possible way I just got booed off the stage at karaoke night so I think I've succeeded.
- What is Tim Cook's favorite song at Karaoke? "Hit the roooad Jack, and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more"
- Oxygen and iron are on a date Oxygen and iron are on a date at a karaoke bar and everyone is telling them to go sing. So they say "we're a little rusty but we'll give it a shot"
- What did the pony say at karaoke night when he went up to sing? Pardon my voice, I'm just a little horse.
- The rain and the karaoke contest The rain entered the karaoke contest. The rain won first place, and had such good singing, the audience wanted an enpour.
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Karaoke One Liners
Which karaoke one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with karaoke? I can suggest the ones about song and nightclub.
- What do you call a pall bearer in Oklahoma? A karaoke!
- Did you hear about the Indian guy who loved karaoke? Getupta Singh
- Which went up to sing karaoke, rock, paper, or scissors? Rock. He was Boulder.
- If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend... ...just duet!
- What do you call karaoke being sung by a Native American? Cheraokee.
- I've made a DataBase of some of the worst Carpool Karaoke songs ever. It's called CarDB!
- The karaoke party was the bomb Sam sung
- What do you call an Indian karaoke singer? Gurupta Singh.
- Q: What do eggs do for fun?
A: Karayolke (karaoke). - I refuse to sing "Kiss From a Rose" at karaoke. I'm not a performing Seal.
- So a duck goes to a karaoke bar and sings soul music. Till his Bill Withers
- What do you call a Sikh karaoke singer? Gerrupta Singh
- Karaoke is like my chubby female friend the only time I'd either is when I'm drunk
- Why did the apple leave the Karaoke bar? Because Sam sung.
- What is the most important object in a bodybuilders' karaoke? The macrophone
Comical & Quirky Karaoke Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about karaoke you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean karate jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make karaoke pranks.
Japanese Banking Crisis
Uncertainty has hit the Japanese banking industry.
In the past week, Origami bank has folded, Sumo bank has gone belly up and Bonsai bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
Last week it was announced that Karaoke bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song while shares in Kamikaze bank were suspended after they nosedived.
Samurai bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja bank is reported to have taken a hit, but it remains in the black.
Furthermore 500 staff at Karate bank got the chop and analysts report there is something fishy going on at Sushi bank where it's feared staff may get a raw deal.
Financial collapse in Japan
Origami Bank has folded.
Sumo Bank has gone belly up.
Bonsai Bank has had to cut back some of its branches.
Karaoke Bank has been put up for sale and is going for a song.
There's something fishy going on at Sushi Bank...shareholders are afraid they might get a raw deal.
Kamikaze Bank shares have nose-dived.
500 jobs at Karate Bank have been chopped.
Boy sent a text to her girlfriend - Ready for tonight, Babe? You're going to use that mouth so hard.
Reply: I am Amy's father, and what is she going to do with her mouth?
Boy: Oh, she didn't tell you?
Father: What?
Boy: It's Karaoke night!
My therapist says...
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.
I went to a karaoke bar last night that didn't play any Seventies music. At first I was afraid. Oh, I was petrified.
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What is the h**...' version of karaoke?
A metronome.
I'm so good at karaoke.
I was blaring out my song the other night, and everyone left the pub to tell their friends about how good I was.
I was singing Barry White songs on the karaoke last night
And people in the crowd kept shouting
"You are soul! You are soul!"
I think they loved me
Leonardo da Vinci's painting The Last Supper depicts all apostles and Jesus sitting on one side of the table.
There must have been a show and karaoke.
