Comical & Quirky Karaoke Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
I was already on stage when I realized Take On Me was a bad karaoke song for me to sing...
It was a real Aha moment.
I went to a karaoke bar last night.
I went to a karaoke bar last night that didn't play any 70's music…
at first I was afraid, oh I was petrified.
My therapist says...
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.
I went to a karaoke bar last night that didn't play any Seventies music. At first I was afraid. Oh, I was petrified.
What do you call a pall bearer in Oklahoma?
A karaoke!
What do you call a pallbearer from Oklahoma?
A Karaoke
Leonardo da Vinci's painting The Last Supper depicts all apostles and Jesus sitting on one side of the table.
There must have been a show and karaoke.
What do you call an Indian karaoke singer?
Gurupta Singh.
What do you call karaoke being sung by a Native American?
Cheraokee.
What is Tim Cook's favorite song at Karaoke?
"Hit the roooad Jack, and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more"
If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend...
...just duet!
Boy sent a text to her girlfriend - Ready for tonight, Babe? You're going to use that mouth so hard.
Reply: I am Amy's father, and what is she going to do with her mouth?
Boy: Oh, she didn't tell you?
Father: What?
Boy: It's Karaoke night!
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I just got kicked out of karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" six times in a row…
They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts…
I was pulled offstage and beaten mercilessly while singing karaoke at a bar in Hiroshima, Japan
In hindsight, maybe "I Dropped a Bomb on You", wasn't the wisest of song choices.
I was booed off stage and locked out of a karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone too many times very poorly
They told me I had too many unsuccessful Loggins attempts
Oxygen and iron are on a date
Oxygen and iron are on a date at a karaoke bar and everyone is telling them to go sing. So they say "we're a little rusty but we'll give it a shot"
My whole life I've wanted to be a singer in the worst possible way
I just got booed off the stage at karaoke night so I think I've succeeded.
I was singing Barry White songs on the karaoke last night
And people in the crowd kept shouting
"You are soul! You are soul!"
I think they loved me
The karaoke party was the bomb
Sam sung
I went to a karaoke bar yesterday that didn't play any 70s music
At first i was afraid, i was petrified.
I refuse to sing "Kiss From a Rose" at karaoke.
I'm not a performing Seal.
Which went up to sing karaoke, rock, paper, or scissors?
Rock. He was Boulder.
What did the pony say at karaoke night when he went up to sing?
Pardon my voice, I'm just a little horse.
I'm so good at karaoke.
I was blaring out my song the other night, and everyone left the pub to tell their friends about how good I was.
What is the 'hardcore' version of karaoke?
A metronome.
The rain and the karaoke contest
The rain entered the karaoke contest. The rain won first place, and had such good singing, the audience wanted an enpour.
Japanese Banking Crisis
Uncertainty has hit the Japanese banking industry.
In the past week, Origami bank has folded, Sumo bank has gone belly up and Bonsai bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
Last week it was announced that Karaoke bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song while shares in Kamikaze bank were suspended after they nosedived.
Samurai bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja bank is reported to have taken a hit, but it remains in the black.
Furthermore 500 staff at Karate bank got the chop and analysts report there is something fishy going on at Sushi bank where it's feared staff may get a raw deal.
Financial collapse in Japan
Origami Bank has folded.
Sumo Bank has gone belly up.
Bonsai Bank has had to cut back some of its branches.
Karaoke Bank has been put up for sale and is going for a song.
There's something fishy going on at Sushi Bank...shareholders are afraid they might get a raw deal.
Kamikaze Bank shares have nose-dived.
500 jobs at Karate Bank have been chopped.
I've made a DataBase of some of the worst Carpool Karaoke songs ever.
It's called CarDB!
Did you hear about the Indian guy who loved karaoke?
Getupta Singh
Japanese banks
The recent tsunami in Japan has badly affected the banking sector.
Origami bank has folded.
Sumo bank has gone belly up.
Bonsai bank has cut back some of its branches.
Karaoke bank has been put up for sale and is going for a song.
Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank and staff there fear they may get a raw deal.
Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived and 500 jobs at Karate Bank will be chopped.
I got kicked out of the karaoke bar for singing "Danger Zone" too many times
They lock you out after 5 Loggins attempts.
I got kicked out of the Karaoke bar last night for singing Danger Zone, then Footloose, then I'm Alright ...
...too many attempted Logging's...
