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Karaoke Jokes

44 karaoke jokes and hilarious karaoke puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about karaoke that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of funny karaoke jokes. From knock-knock jokes to puns, we've got all the jokes you need to get the party started.

Funniest Karaoke Short Jokes

Short karaoke jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The karaoke humour may include short singing jokes also.

  1. I just got kicked out of karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" six times in a row… They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts…
  2. I was booed off stage and locked out of a karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone too many times very poorly They told me I had too many unsuccessful Loggins attempts
  3. We just got home from karaoke. My wife tried to sing with a mouth full of chick peas I told her to hummus a tune
  4. I went to a karaoke bar last night. I went to a karaoke bar last night that didn't play any 70's music…
    at first I was afraid, oh I was petrified.
  5. I got kicked out of the karaoke bar for singing "Danger Zone" too many times They lock you out after 5 Loggins attempts.
  6. I went to a karaoke bar yesterday that didn't play any 70s music At first i was afraid, i was petrified.
  7. I got kicked out of the Karaoke bar last night for singing Danger Zone, then Footloose, then I'm Alright ... ...too many attempted Logging's...
  8. I was already on stage when I realized Take On Me was a bad karaoke song for me to sing... It was a real Aha moment.
  9. I was pulled offstage and beaten mercilessly while singing karaoke at a bar in Hiroshima, Japan In hindsight, maybe "I Dropped a Bomb on You", wasn't the wisest of song choices.
  10. My whole life I've wanted to be a singer in the worst possible way I just got booed off the stage at karaoke night so I think I've succeeded.

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Karaoke One Liners

Which karaoke one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with karaoke? I can suggest the ones about sing and song.

  1. What do you call a pall bearer in Oklahoma? A karaoke!
  2. Did you hear about the Indian guy who loved karaoke? Getupta Singh
  3. What do you call a pallbearer from Oklahoma? A Karaoke
  4. Which went up to sing karaoke, rock, paper, or scissors? Rock. He was Boulder.
  5. If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend... ...just duet!
  6. What do you call karaoke being sung by a Native American? Cheraokee.
  7. I've made a DataBase of some of the worst Carpool Karaoke songs ever. It's called CarDB!
  8. The karaoke party was the bomb Sam sung
  9. What do you call an Indian karaoke singer? Gurupta Singh.
  10. Q: What do eggs do for fun?
    A: Karayolke (karaoke).
  11. Q: What do eggs do for fun?
    A: Karayolke (karaoke).
  12. I refuse to sing "Kiss From a Rose" at karaoke. I'm not a performing Seal.
  13. So a duck goes to a karaoke bar and sings soul music. Till his Bill Withers
  14. What does karaoke mean in japanese? White man can't sing.
  15. Why didn't the horse sing at karaoke? His voice had gotten pony.. I mean a little horse.

Karaoke joke, Why didn't the horse sing at karaoke?

Comical & Quirky Karaoke Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about karaoke you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean nightclub jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make karaoke pranks.

Japanese Banking Crisis

Uncertainty has hit the Japanese banking industry.

In the past week, Origami bank has folded, Sumo bank has gone belly up and Bonsai bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

Last week it was announced that Karaoke bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song while shares in Kamikaze bank were suspended after they nosedived.

Samurai bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja bank is reported to have taken a hit, but it remains in the black.

Furthermore 500 staff at Karate bank got the chop and analysts report there is something fishy going on at Sushi bank where it's feared staff may get a raw deal.

Financial collapse in Japan

Origami Bank has folded.
Sumo Bank has gone belly up.
Bonsai Bank has had to cut back some of its branches.
Karaoke Bank has been put up for sale and is going for a song.
There's something fishy going on at Sushi Bank...shareholders are afraid they might get a raw deal.
Kamikaze Bank shares have nose-dived.
500 jobs at Karate Bank have been chopped.

Japanese banks

The recent tsunami in Japan has badly affected the banking sector.
Origami bank has folded.
Sumo bank has gone belly up.
Bonsai bank has cut back some of its branches.
Karaoke bank has been put up for sale and is going for a song.
Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank and staff there fear they may get a raw deal.
Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived and 500 jobs at Karate Bank will be chopped.

Boy sent a text to her girlfriend - Ready for tonight, Babe? You're going to use that mouth so hard.

Reply: I am Amy's father, and what is she going to do with her mouth?
Boy: Oh, she didn't tell you?
Father: What?
Boy: It's Karaoke night!

My therapist says...

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.
I went to a karaoke bar last night that didn't play any Seventies music. At first I was afraid. Oh, I was petrified.

What is Tim Cook's favorite song at Karaoke?

"Hit the roooad Jack, and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more"

Oxygen and iron are on a date

Oxygen and iron are on a date at a karaoke bar and everyone is telling them to go sing. So they say "we're a little rusty but we'll give it a shot"

What did the pony say at karaoke night when he went up to sing?

Pardon my voice, I'm just a little horse.

The rain and the karaoke contest

The rain entered the karaoke contest. The rain won first place, and had such good singing, the audience wanted an enpour.

What is the h**...' version of karaoke?

A metronome.

Karaoke joke, What is the h**...' version of karaoke?