Kara Jokes
24 kara jokes and hilarious kara puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kara that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Ridiculous Kara Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What is a good kara joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
We just got home from karaoke. My wife tried to sing with a mouth full of chick peas
I told her to hummus a tune
I know Karate...
...And like two other Japanese words.
How does the karate Kid pleasure himself?
Wax off
I went to a karaoke bar last night.
I went to a karaoke bar last night that didn't play any 70's music…
at first I was afraid, oh I was petrified.
Kara and Jim are two high school misfits...
...Kara has a wooden eye, while Jim has a peg leg. The big dance was coming up, so Kara goes up to Jim and asks him if he would like to accompany her to the dance.
Very excited, Jim exclaims, "OH WOULD I!!!"
Kara then runs away screaming, "PEG LEG!!!!!!"
I went to a karaoke bar yesterday that didn't play any 70s music
At first i was afraid, i was petrified.
The karate student kept killing all his teachers...
I guess he became desenseitized
What does the karate kid do in his free time?
He wax off
I came last in a karate competition yesterday
I was k**... myself!
I know karate, judo, jujitsu...
And a few more Japanese words.
Karate student to his master: "Master Akira, why do asians all look the same?
"I am not Master Akira"
I have a karate addiction
But I'm about to kick it
How do you say hello to someone who knows karate?
Hiya!
I used to think my Karate instructor was very wise.
However, yesterday my pregnant neighbour Mrs. Wong and her husband rushed to hospital.
When they came back today they had the baby with them so I figured I'd go say hi.
Strangest thing! The baby is Caucasian!
I couldn't believe my eyes, this whole time my instructor had been lying to me; two Wongs DO make a white!
Have you seen the new karate opera?
Critics are calling it sensei-tional.
My karate teacher wore lipstick to class
He looked senseitional
...edit- but sadly his own master wouldn't talk to him. It was a sensei shun.
Karate
is the ancient Japanese art of getting people to buy lots of belts.
A karate instructor was arrested after leaving the store
He was charged with chop lifting
The karaoke party was the bomb
Sam sung
Do you take karate?
Because your breath is kickin'
My karate teacher insited I learnt mantis style
I learnt panda style instead
came back with two black eyes
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Kara One Liners
Which kara one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kara? I can suggest the ones about tea and steep.
- What kind of songs do eggs sing? Kara-yolk-e
- What is a ninjas favorite drink? Kara-tea
- What's a martial artist's favorite beverage? Kara-Tea
