The Best 25 Kara Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kara jokes. There are some kara reali jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kara amanda puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Kara Jokes and Puns

I know Karate...

...And like two other Japanese words.

How does the Karate Kid pleasure himself?

Wax off

I went to a karaoke bar last night.

I went to a karaoke bar last night that didn't play any 70's music…

at first I was afraid, oh I was petrified.

Kara joke, I went to a karaoke bar last night.

I went to a karaoke bar yesterday that didn't play any 70s music

At first i was afraid, i was petrified.

The karate student kept killing all his teachers...

I guess he became desenseitized


Kara and Jim are two high school misfits...

...Kara has a wooden eye, while Jim has a peg leg. The big dance was coming up, so Kara goes up to Jim and asks him if he would like to accompany her to the dance.

Very excited, Jim exclaims, "OH WOULD I!!!"

Kara then runs away screaming, "PEG LEG!!!!!!"

What does the karate kid do in his free time?

He wax off

Kara joke, What does the karate kid do in his free time?

I know karate, judo, jujitsu...

And a few more Japanese words.

Karate student to his master: "Master Akira, why do asians all look the same?

"I am not Master Akira"

I came last in a karate competition yesterday

I was kicking myself!

I have a karate addiction

But I'm about to kick it

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I used to think my Karate instructor was very wise.

However, yesterday my pregnant neighbour Mrs. Wong and her husband rushed to hospital.

When they came back today they had the baby with them so I figured I'd go say hi.

Strangest thing! The baby is Caucasian!

I couldn't believe my eyes, this whole time my instructor had been lying to me; two Wongs DO make a white!

Have you seen the new karate opera?

Critics are calling it sensei-tional.

My karate teacher wore lipstick to class

He looked senseitional

...edit- but sadly his own master wouldn't talk to him. It was a sensei shun.

Karate

is the ancient Japanese art of getting people to buy lots of belts.

A karate instructor was arrested after leaving the store

He was charged with chop lifting

The karaoke party was the bomb

Sam sung

Do you take karate?

Because your breath is kickin'

My karate teacher insited I learnt mantis style

I learnt panda style instead

came back with two black eyes


Have you ever seen the karate kid backwards?

It's a movie about a karate champ that slowly becomes more and more of a oudsy until he finally moved back to Jersey.

A Karate master teaches his students how to break a piece of wood

He points his finger to the center of the board and tells his students, "This is the punch line"

I KNOW KARATE, KUNGFU,BOXING,JUJITSU....

And fifteen other cool words

How many Karamazovs does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. 3 for planning and plotting, and 1 to change it.

Why are karate instructors the worst party guests?

They always show up empty handed.

What's a karate experts favourite beverage?

kar-a-TEA

HA

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the kara cheryl jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working kara fineapple piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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