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- There is only one thing more annoying than the 877-kars-4-kids commercials.... Any Patriots fan this morning.
- Music is very powerful, like that Kars 4 Kids commercial. Before I saw that commercial I wanted to donate a car to kids, but that song changed my mind.
- I brought my old car to Kars For Kids They said it was in great shape so they gave me 11 kids!!! Great day!
- Am I the only one who is disappointed that there is no Karen Kardashian? But then Kardashian is actually Kar(dashy)an so it's okay
- Who would win in a race: Kim or Putin? I dunno, really, cause one of them is Kar-Dashian and the other is Russian.
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- They've got internet for vehicles in Hong Kong too... They call it Wong Kar-Wai fi.
- What's a karate experts favourite beverage? kar-a-TEA
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- Burned my lips kissing my vehicle on a hot summer day. Kar-muah is a b**....
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What is a Karen called in Europe?
An American.
How did kim kardashian tell her kid about her upcoming divorce with Kanye?
North, things between West and I have gone South.
Reddit should rename 'share' to 'spreddit', 'delete' to 'shreddit' and 'karma' to 'creddit'.
Yet they haven't. I don't geddit.
My friend wanted t know how I got all my karma
I replied "piece of cake"
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion yesterday in less than 5 moves.
Finally my high school karate classes came in useful.
I just got kicked out of karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" six times in a row…
They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts…
A Sith, a Jedi, and a Mandalorian walk into a bar...
They start talking and after a few drinks the conversation shifts to cars. The Jedi living a life of austerity and frugality only has a 1991 Camry. The Sith and Mando laughs at him saying he has a Bad Car. The Sith having manipulated others into giving him their wealth shows off his McClaren F1. The patrons at the bar are amazed and even the Jedi has to admit it's a nice ride. They both end up saying it's a Good Car. The Mandalorian walks around the corner and after a few minutes comes screaming back on his jet pack and blows up the other cars. He has the Beskar.
How many Karens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, She just stands there holding it while the world revolves around her.
As the Kardashians celebrate their 20th and final season...
I would LOVE to congratulate myself for never watching a single episode.
How many Karens did it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One.
She just holds the lightbulb in the socket and expects the rest of the world to revolve around her.
A group of Karens are sitting at a restaurant together.
A waiter approaches and asks, Is anything OK?
What's the male version of a Karen called?
I don't know but a group of them is called a Senate.
A Suggestion to Reddit HQ
Reddit should rename 'share' to 'spreddit', 'delete' to 'shreddit' and 'karma' to 'creddit'. Yet they haven't. I don't geddit.
Two Karens are out having dinner
The waiter stopped by their table and said "is anything ok?"
I hope that when Kim Kardashian goes to the beach, she doesn't swim.
The last thing we need is more plastic in the ocean.
Two Karens are having lunch together
The waiter stops by and asks "Is anything okay?"
Everyone has heard of the historical figure, Karl Marx.
But no one remembers his sister, Onya, who invented the starting p**....
How many Karen's does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness
Karl Marx is a historically famous figure…
But nobody ever mentions his sister, Onya, who invented the starter p**....
Why does Karl Marx write in lowercase?
He hates capitalism
How does an uncreative Redditor get karma?
Piece of cake.
All groups of animals have unique names: a gaggle of geese, a pod of whales, a colony of ants… so what do you call a group of Karens?
An HOA
What do you get when you cross Father's Day and Cake day?
Extra Karma... I hope.
How did kanye west ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ??
"will i marry you?"
A girl walks up to her mother and asks, "Mommy, why am I named Clover?"
"Your grandma believes that it brings luck to our family."
Then, her other daughter walks up. "Mommy, why am I named Nirvana?"
"Because, your aunt believes that is the place you go when you are enlightened."
Finally, her son walks up to her. "Those names make sense, but why am I named *Cakeday?"*
His mother sighs. "Your father believes it is the best way to earn karma."
An officer pulls up at the scene of an accident
where a car has driven through a field, killed several livestock and crashed into a barn. He decides to interview Steve who is struggling to keep his balance and is being propped up by Karen.
"Been out for a few have we mate?" asks the officer.
"Shuure ave mate" grins Steve.
"I realise you are very drunk sir," states the officer, "but that is absolutely no excuse to let your wife drive you home!"
Reddit Karma is a lot like s**...
It's easier to get if you lie about having cancer
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc?
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
What do you call a wolf that is woke?
Awarewolf
(credit goes to my GF, who's apparently practicing her dad humor. *sigh* please, don't wreck my karma)
A Chinese guy walks into a bar...
A Chinese guy walks into a bar, and sits next to Jeff, and starts drinking his beer. Jeff asks him :
• My friend, do you know any martial arts, kung fu, karate or other stuff?
• Why do you ask, is it because i'm Chinese?
• No, it's because you are drinking my beer.
Karen goes to the psychic...
"Two men, Bob and Carl, both want to marry me. Who will be the lucky one?"
"You will marry Bob. Carl will be the lucky one."
Make fun of Kim Kardashians baby name choice for 'North West' if you want...
But that child is going straight to the top...
And slightly to the left...
Karen got hired to an offshore rig during the pandemic.
She's an essential oil worker now.
What do you call an amputee trying to do karate?
Partial Arts.
I beat a black belt at karate.
My next challenger is a green sock.
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
My friend wanted to know how I got all my 'karma'
I simply replied piece of cake
Hey girl is your name Karl Marx?
Cuz you're starting an uprising in my lower classes
I used to rip off famous comedians' jokes to post on Reddit for easy karma.
I still do, but I used to, too.
I beat a chess grandmaster in only three moves
Turns out he's pretty s**... at karate.
What do you call a 1 armed man who does karate?
a Partial artist
Son: Dad, what's the opposite of Karen?
Dad: Umm, I don't know, Sharon...?
Son: But I thought Sharon was Karen.
Japanese Banking Crisis
Uncertainty has hit the Japanese banking industry.
In the past week, Origami bank has folded, Sumo bank has gone belly up and Bonsai bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
Last week it was announced that Karaoke bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song while shares in Kamikaze bank were suspended after they nosedived.
Samurai bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja bank is reported to have taken a hit, but it remains in the black.
Furthermore 500 staff at Karate bank got the chop and analysts report there is something fishy going on at Sushi bank where it's feared staff may get a raw deal.
So i just ate at this new restaurant called Karma
They don't have menus, they just give you what you deserve.
What's the difference between the Titanic and Kim Kardashian?
The number of people who rode the Titanic is known.
What kind of clothing do Karens wear?
A lawsuit.
A group of dogs is a pack. A group of crows is a m**.... What is a group of Karen's?
A Home Owners Association.
What do Kim Kardashian and Hurricane Sandy have in common?
They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.
Why does Karl Marx hate earl grey?
Because all proper tea is theft.
How many Karen's does it take to hang a picture.
1, if she talks for long enough the picture will hang itself.
Why isn't h**... in Mario Kart?
Because he cant finish a race
What do Kim Kardashian and a police siren have in common?
They get turned on when black guys are around.
A drunkard was brought to court for dunkenis behavior
The Judge addressed the drunkard, "You have been brought here for drinking."
Drunkard, "Thank you very much your honour. Let's start."
All, present in the court, burst out laughing.
b**... the gavel, the Judge said, "Order."
Drunkard, "For me Whiskey with Soda please."
Egyptian babies didn't know that one day their daddy would become a mummy
Neither did the kardashians
Started teaching my son and his friends Karate...
I'm not qualified I just really enjoy k**... children.
I defeated a state chess champion in two moves
My karate lessons really paid off.
Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?
Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.
People need to stop calling me "Karen" It's so offensive.
Me: That's fine we'll go back to what we used to call you.
Karen: Thanks....
Me: You're welcome, b**....
The best part about Reddit karma is, if you know what you're doing, it's
a piece of cake.
What do you call someone with no legs doing Karate?
Partial Arts.
Drunk guy at a bar
So there's a drunk guy at a bar and all of a sudden he starts to v**.... Oh no, I vomited on my t-shirt, my wife is gonna kill me! Says the drunkard. Let me help you with that , says the bartender. The bartender goes to the drunk guy and says: tell your wife some idiot vomited on your t-shirt and gave you 10 dollar for the inconvenience. Off he goes, the drunk guy.. he tells his wife the story and hands her 20 dollar. But you said 10 dollar , replies his wife. Yes but the idiot also s**... in my pants!
I'm going to check out the new restaurant called Karma.
There's no menu, you just get what you deserve.
I warn you not to mess with me!
I know Karate, Judo, Aikido, Jiujitsu and 22 other japanese words.
What's a Karen's favorite drink?
Whine
What do you call an amputee learning karate?
Partial arts
What language do Asian Karen's speak?
Demandarin.
*At my boss's f**..., kneeling and whispering at coffin*
"Who's thinking outside the box now Karin?"
Why did Karen push CTRL + ALT + DELETE?
She wanted the Task Manager.
Financial collapse in Japan
Origami Bank has folded.
Sumo Bank has gone belly up.
Bonsai Bank has had to cut back some of its branches.
Karaoke Bank has been put up for sale and is going for a song.
There's something fishy going on at Sushi Bank...shareholders are afraid they might get a raw deal.
Kamikaze Bank shares have nose-dived.
500 jobs at Karate Bank have been chopped.
Why couldn't Mario find his kart?
It was Toad...
A friend challenged me to get more karma
I replied *"piece of cake"*
Of course trump will challenge the results. He will not take no for an answer.
Just ask Ivana trump, Jill hearth, Jean carrol, summer zervos, alva Johnson, Jessica leeds, Kristen Anderson, Lisa boyne, Cathy heller, temple McDowell, Amy dorris, Karena Virginia, karen Johnson, mindy mcgillivary, Jennifer Murphy, Rachael crooks, Natasha stoynoff, juillet huddy, Jessica drake, ninni laaksonen, Cassandra searless, Mariah billado, Victoria Hughes, Bridget Sullivan, Tasha Dixon, and Samantha holvey.
What do you call a sheep that does karate
Lamb Chop
What did the waiter say to the table full of Karens?
Is anything all right?
There's a Russian gay couple...
One of them is called Vladislav, the other is called Karl. After happily loving each other for a fair few years, Karl discovers Vladislav is having an affair with Vladimir.
Devastated, Karl gets onto his knees in front of Vladislav and bellows:
"VLADISLAV? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more!"
I was booed off stage and locked out of a karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone too many times very poorly
They told me I had too many unsuccessful Loggins attempts
Just had a coffee and it was so black and rich,
a Kardashian just tried to sleep with it.
A new restaurant named Karma just opened in my neighborhood.
There's no menu, you just get what you deserve.
What do they call a Karen in Europe?
An American.
Everyone has heard of Karl Marx, but no one remembers his sister, Onya…
…who invented the starting p**....
Why did Karl Marx's toilet play music?
Because of the violins inherent in the cistern
5 gangsters calmly walk into a bar.
Immediately, a Karen rushes up to them and starts yelling at them to get out.
"What are you doing!?" yells the bartender. "They haven't even been here for two minutes!"
"Well," the Karen retorts. "I've heard that 5G's are bad for the environment!"