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  1. How did kim kardashian tell her kid about her upcoming divorce with Kanye? North, things between West and I have gone South.
  2. Kim and Kanye's divorce is rough on their son, North West. It's like he's getting pulled in two different directions.
  3. Kanye West shows up at Neil Armstrong's memorial service... and says "Imma let you finish, but Micheal Jackson had one of the best moon walks of ALL TIME"
  4. Kanye West was hospitalized... Our thoughts and prayers go out to the hospital staff at this difficult time.
  5. As companies continue to cut tie with Kanye West... Compass maker INMARK has also decided to drop West from their product line, leaving users lost and confused.
  6. Kanye West, Donald Trump, justin bieber and Martin Skreli are put in a coliseum, given gladiator weapons and made to fight to the death. Who wins? Society.
  7. How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb? He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.
  8. [All credit to Ana Kasparian from the TYT Network] So, I heard Kim Kardashian is having Kanye West's baby... At least she let him finish.
  9. Everyone is going crazy over that Kim and Kanye named their baby "North West" I believe she's going straight to the top... And slightly to the left
  10. What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette? Omeletteyoufinish
    -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

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  1. How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ?? "will i marry you?"
  2. I like Kanye West as much as the next guy... long as the next guy isn't Kanye West.
  3. How do you circumcise Kanye West? Kick him in the jaw.
  4. The lastest celebrity to ditch plastic is.... Kanye West
  5. Kanye West is opening up a breakfast restaurant... Omelette You Finish
  6. Kim and Kanye's kid launched a new perfume in her own name. North—by North West.
  7. What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you? Kanye not.
  8. What did Kanye West say to the eggs? Yo, omelette you finish...
  9. What direction was Kanye West facing when his dough was rising? Yeast ;D
  10. Chuck Norris won an award today Kanye West sat politely in his seat.
  11. Kanye West wants to be president... But no one man should have all that power.
  12. How does Kanye West like his eggs? Over Yeezy
  13. Absence makes the heart grow fonder unless? it's Kanye West.
  14. Kanye West gets a bad rap... And then he makes it even worse.
  15. How tall do you have to be to ride a Kanye West rollercoaster? About Ye big.

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Kanye West compared himself to Michelangelo, Picasso, Walt Disney and Steve Jobs.
Apparently none of them could sing, either.

Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.

Me: I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 Cents.
Friend: That's Ludacris. How Kanye West your money like that?

Drake Bell: In honor of Kim and Kanye's baby "North West" I will be naming my first son "Taco".

Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm.

Kanye and Kim name their first child North West... hopes that it will one day be the lead singer for One Direction

Kanye & Kim were discussing their decision to name their child North West

They agreed that next time they would fly with v**...

Kanye West's daughter should write a book called North

...It'll be called North by North West

Kanye replaces Zayn in One Direction and kicks everyone out. "There's only one direction," he said. "West."

Kanye joins One Direction as a replacement for Zayn...

He kicks everyone out of the band and says: "If there's only one direction, it's West."

What is Kanye West's least holiday?


How did Kanye West get circumscribed?

He got kicked in the jaw.

If Kanye West and Justin Beiber were drowning, and you only save one of them...

What kind of a sandwich would you make?

Just heard about Kanye West covering Bohemian Rhapsody at Glastonbury. Let's hope he continues to follow in Freddy Mercury's footsteps.

And dies of AIDs.

If Kanye West runs for president, and wins..?

Who will interrupt his inaugural speech to say Beyoncé should have won?

NASA recently confirmed what I've always suspected

...even Mars has more flow than Kanye West.

Kim Khardasian and Kanye West named their children North West and Saint West. But to prove I'm a worse parent...

I plan on naming my children...Kim Khardashian and Kanye West

Did you hear about Kanye West's son changing his name to South?

He felt he his life needed a change of direction.

What do you call an atheist Kanye West?

Ye of little faith

Kanye West ruined his chances of having s**... with Taylor Swift this weekend...

TIDAL and his album release have proven he's p**....

What's the difference between Kanye West, an American College student, and a homeless man?

The homeless man has $7 to his name.

What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being s**... by a person named Kim.

Kanye West was found alive in his apartment today.

Another sad day for the music industry in 2016.

More sad news in the music industry today...

Kanye west was found alive in his house this morning...

RIP Kanye West, died after what police think was his attempt to walk on water...

Coast Guard attempted rescue, but say he was too dense.

How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument?

They went outside and exchanged blows.

what do you call kayne west at a mexican barbecue?

Kanye asada.

Kanye name his son North West,

So no matter who many people make fun of him, with a name like that we know he is heading straight to the top.
And a little to the left

Never give your kids s**... names.

You might think it's funny but they have to live with that for the rest of their lives. Take Kanye West for example. His kids, North and Saint . They've got to spend their whole lives telling people that their dad is called Kanye .

The Race "Bound 2" Fail

Why did Kanye West's daughter run the opposite direction at her race?
-When the race began her parents shouted "GO NORTH WEST!!!"

Did you know that Kanye West used to work for a shop that would put custom paint on keyboards & synthesizers in only half a day's time?

Yeezy dyed four-hour synths.

Kim and Kanye expecting another baby....

say they will name it something normal.
Congratulations, Something Normal West.

What's Kanye's West favorite food?

Chilli Con Kanye

What do Kanye West and Ben Carson have in common?

They both troll black people.

Why is Kanye West the new Michael Jackson?

Because he started out as a prodigious black artist, but now he's creepy, turning white and he can't name his kids right either.

Kanye West & Lil Pump I Love It Parody (Way Too Broke I Hate It)

Always thought Kanye West's genre was Hip Hop

But I guess now it's really House

Kanye West inspires Donald Trump to become a rapper.

The name of his first album?
"*Orange Is The New Black"*

true or false, kanye west f**... during the recording of his latest single?

False, but he did have a lil' pump.

What do you call it when Kanye West doesn't believe in you?

Ye of little faith.

Kanye West...

Is an anagram of Kenya Stew.

Why did Donald Trump invite Kanye West round to help with his Christmas presents?

Because Kanye is Trump's favourite wrapper.

I suspect Kim and Kanye are preparing their son, North West, to become ...

... a member of One Direction.

Kim and Kanye's daughter North West is destined to become a member of...

... One Direction

So everyone is freaking out that Kanye West wants to run for President ...

Everyone just needs to take it Yeezy!

So apparently Kanye West is running for president

My question is, will he let the other candidates finish their speeches?

What's Kanye West's brilliant economic plan as president?

To put 50 cent into the Treasury

I laughed in disbelief when I saw Kanye West was running for president.

But with his recent incoherent twitter ramblings, he seems like he is more than qualified.

Kanye West

After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he'll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest.

It's nice to see that celebrities have taken up book writing during the pandemic

One Direction by Kanye West
Guitars by Mel Gibson
Mining by Brad Pitt
Pear Cider by Katy Perry
Ship Building by Tom Cruise
How to Move Things by Jim Carrey
Escape from Prison by Morgan Freeman
American Motors by Harrison Ford
Wild Animals by Will Ferrell

If Kanye West is running ...

I think Vanilla Ice should run for president at some point as well. He'd have a solid campaign slogan "If there was a problem, I'll solve it" and he'd make everyone collaborate and listen.

Kanye West Concedes After Failing to Get 0.5% of Vote in Early Returns

Now he is an electoral college drop out

If Kanye West actually won the US Election and became the president, I think he would turn America into a communist nation.

Because he believes no one man should have all that power.

An old man's dream

"I dream to be the president of USA just like my school friend." an old man said.
"Who is your friend , Biden or Trump ?"
"Neither. His name is Kanye West"
"But he is not the president of USA"
"Correct, he dreams to become the president."

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are divorcing.

After naming their kids after directions they're the ones going south.

What does Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They both are getting s**... by Kim

A gift from Kanye

A gal walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I got an anonymous gift for Valentine's Day, but I'm pretty sure it's actually from Kanye West," she tells the bartender. "What makes you think that?" the bartender asks. "The bad wrapping," she replies.

How did Kim Kardashian explain to her daughter the reason why Kanye is acting this way?

North, my relationship with West has gone totally South.

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