The Best 35 Kanye West Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kanye West jokes. There are some kanye west lil jon jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Kanye West Jokes and Puns

How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ??

"will i marry you?"

Kanye West shows up at Neil Armstrong's memorial service...

and says "Imma let you finish, but Micheal Jackson had one of the best moon walks of ALL TIME"

Kanye West was hospitalized...

Our thoughts and prayers go out to the hospital staff at this difficult time.

I like Kanye West as much as the next guy...

...as long as the next guy isn't Kanye West.

Kanye West, Donald Trump, Justin Bieber and Martin Skreli are put in a coliseum, given gladiator weapons and made to fight to the death. Who wins?

Society.


How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

Kanye West

After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he'll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest.

[All credit to Ana Kasparian from the TYT Network] So, I heard Kim Kardashian is having Kanye West's baby...

At least she let him finish.

What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

Everyone is going crazy over that Kim and Kanye named their baby "North West" I believe she's going straight to the top...

And slightly to the left

What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

Omeletteyoufinish

-stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

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Kanye West Concedes After Failing to Get 0.5% of Vote in Early Returns

Now he is an electoral college drop out

How do you circumcise Kanye West?

Kick him in the jaw.

I laughed in disbelief when I saw Kanye West was running for president.

But with his recent incoherent twitter ramblings, he seems like he is more than qualified.

The lastest celebrity to ditch plastic is....

Kanye West

Kanye West is opening up a breakfast restaurant...

Omelette You Finish

It's nice to see that celebrities have taken up book writing during the pandemic

One Direction by Kanye West

Guitars by Mel Gibson

Mining by Brad Pitt

Pear Cider by Katy Perry

Ship Building by Tom Cruise

How to Move Things by Jim Carrey

Escape from Prison by Morgan Freeman

American Motors by Harrison Ford

Wild Animals by Will Ferrell

If Kanye West is running ...

I think Vanilla Ice should run for president at some point as well. He'd have a solid campaign slogan "If there was a problem, I'll solve it" and he'd make everyone collaborate and listen.

What's Kanye West's brilliant economic plan as president?

To put 50 cent into the Treasury


What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you?

Kanye not.

What did Kanye West say to the eggs?

Yo, omelette you finish...

What direction was Kanye West facing when his dough was rising?

Yeast ;D

*cringe*

Me: I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 Cents.



Friend: That's Ludacris. How Kanye West your money like that?

Never give your kids stupid names.

You might think it's funny but they have to live with that for the rest of their lives. Take Kanye West for example. His kids, North and Saint . They've got to spend their whole lives telling people that their dad is called Kanye .

If Kanye West and Justin Beiber were drowning, and you only save one of them...

What kind of a sandwich would you make?

Chuck Norris won an award today

Kanye West sat politely in his seat.

Kanye & Kim were discussing their decision to name their child North West

They agreed that next time they would fly with Virgin

Kanye West wants to be president...

But no one man should have all that power.

So apparently Kanye West is running for president

My question is, will he let the other candidates finish their speeches?

How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument?

They went outside and exchanged blows.

Kanye West was found alive in his apartment today.

Another sad day for the music industry in 2016.

Kanye and Kim name their first child North West...

....in hopes that it will one day be the lead singer for One Direction

How does Kanye West like his eggs?

Over Yeezy

NASA recently confirmed what I've always suspected

...even Mars has more flow than Kanye West.

So everyone is freaking out that Kanye West wants to run for President ...

Everyone just needs to take it Yeezy!

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