Kanye West Jokes

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Kim and Kanye's divorce is rough on their son, North West.

It's like he's getting pulled in two different directions.

How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ??

"will i marry you?"

Kanye West shows up at Neil Armstrong's memorial service...

and says "Imma let you finish, but Micheal Jackson had one of the best moon walks of ALL TIME"

Kanye West was hospitalized...

Our thoughts and prayers go out to the hospital staff at this difficult time.

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I like Kanye West as much as the next guy...

...as long as the next guy isn't Kanye West.

As companies continue to cut ties with Kanye West...

Compass maker INMARK has also decided to drop West from their product line, leaving users lost and confused.

Kanye West, Donald Trump, Justin Bieber and Martin Skreli are put in a coliseum, given gladiator weapons and made to fight to the death. Who wins?


How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

What does Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They both are getting s**... by Kim

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After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he'll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest.

[All credit to Ana Kasparian from the TYT Network] So, I heard Kim Kardashian is having Kanye West's baby...

At least she let him finish.

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What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being s**... by a person named Kim.

Everyone is going crazy over that Kim and Kanye named their baby "North West" I believe she's going straight to the top...

And slightly to the left

What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?


-stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

Kanye West Concedes After Failing to Get 0.5% of Vote in Early Returns

Now he is an electoral college drop out

How do you circumcise Kanye West?

Kick him in the jaw.

I laughed in disbelief when I saw Kanye West was running for president.

But with his recent incoherent twitter ramblings, he seems like he is more than qualified.

The lastest celebrity to ditch plastic is....

Kanye West

Kanye West is opening up a breakfast restaurant...

Omelette You Finish

It's nice to see that celebrities have taken up book writing during the pandemic

One Direction by Kanye West

Guitars by Mel Gibson

Mining by Brad Pitt

Pear Cider by Katy Perry

Ship Building by Tom Cruise

How to Move Things by Jim Carrey

Escape from Prison by Morgan Freeman

American Motors by Harrison Ford

Wild Animals by Will Ferrell

A gift from Kanye

A gal walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I got an anonymous gift for Valentine's Day, but I'm pretty sure it's actually from Kanye West," she tells the bartender. "What makes you think that?" the bartender asks. "The bad wrapping," she replies.

Kim and Kanye's kid launched a new perfume in her own name.

Northβ€”by North West.

If Kanye West is running ...

I think Vanilla Ice should run for president at some point as well. He'd have a solid campaign slogan "If there was a problem, I'll solve it" and he'd make everyone collaborate and listen.

What's Kanye West's brilliant economic plan as president?

To put 50 cent into the Treasury

What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you?

Kanye not.

What did Kanye West say to the eggs?

Yo, omelette you finish...

What direction was Kanye West facing when his dough was rising?

Yeast ;D


Me: I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 Cents.

Friend: That's Ludacris. How Kanye West your money like that?

How did Kim Kardashian explain to her daughter the reason why Kanye is acting this way?

North, my relationship with West has gone totally South.

Never give your kids s**... names.

You might think it's funny but they have to live with that for the rest of their lives. Take Kanye West for example. His kids, North and Saint . They've got to spend their whole lives telling people that their dad is called Kanye .

If Kanye West and Justin Beiber were drowning, and you only save one of them...

What kind of a sandwich would you make?

Chuck Norris won an award today

Kanye West sat politely in his seat.

Kanye & Kim were discussing their decision to name their child North West

They agreed that next time they would fly with v**...

Kanye West wants to be president...

But no one man should have all that power.

So apparently Kanye West is running for president

My question is, will he let the other candidates finish their speeches?

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