The Best 58 Kanye Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kanye jokes. There are some kanye eminem jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kanye kanye west puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Kanye Jokes and Puns

Kanye West shows up at Neil Armstrong's memorial service...

and says "Imma let you finish, but Micheal Jackson had one of the best moon walks of ALL TIME"

[All credit to Ana Kasparian from the TYT Network] So, I heard Kim Kardashian is having Kanye West's baby...

At least she let him finish.

Kanye and Kim name their first child North West...

....in hopes that it will one day be the lead singer for One Direction

Kanye joke, Kanye and Kim name their first child North West...

Everyone is going crazy over that Kim and Kanye named their baby "North West" I believe she's going straight to the top...

And slightly to the left

Kanye & Kim were discussing their decision to name their child North West

They agreed that next time they would fly with Virgin


Why is Kim never satisfied with sex?

Because Kanye never lets her finish.

What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

Omeletteyoufinish

-stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

Kanye joke, What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

How does Kanye make Kim Kardashian's eyes twinkle?

He shines a flashlight in her ear.

To all you haters out there: Kanye was not being insensitive to his disabled fans...

he was curing them.

How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ??

"will i marry you?"

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Chuck Norris won an award today

Kanye West sat politely in his seat.

Why did Kim storm out of the bedroom on Kanye?

Because he called out his own name in bed.

How do you circumcise Kanye West?

Kick him in the jaw.

What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you?

Kanye not.

If Kanye West and Justin Beiber were drowning, and you only save one of them...

What kind of a sandwich would you make?

Kanye joke, If Kanye West and Justin Beiber were drowning, and you only save one of them...

After hearing Kim and Kanye are having a kid via in vitro fertilization...

Of course Kanye picked the option where he could have sex with himself and still have a kid.

Kanye running for president.

Kanye said he is an intellectual who doesn't read books.

Which I get because I am an athlete that rarely moves.


Kanye West wants to be president...

But no one man should have all that power.

NASA recently confirmed what I've always suspected

...even Mars has more flow than Kanye West.

Kanye West is opening up a breakfast restaurant...

Omelette You Finish

What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

Kanye West was found alive in his apartment today.

Another sad day for the music industry in 2016.

How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

Why wasn't Kanye allowed to have a prostitute at his bachelor party?

Because you're not supposed to see the bride before the wedding

How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument?

They went outside and exchanged blows.

I like Kanye West as much as the next guy...

...as long as the next guy isn't Kanye West.

How did Kanye find out that Kim was bound, gagged, and held at gunpoint?

She released the video on pornhub.

(Too soon?)

If you're upset about the presidential election, just wait four years

then you'll be able to choose between Trump or Kanye

Kanye West was hospitalized...

Our thoughts and prayers go out to the hospital staff at this difficult time.

After Kanye and Donald Trump met up the other day, they will be working on a new album together....

The Deportation of Pablo

What direction was Kanye West facing when his dough was rising?

Yeast ;D

*cringe*

What has a bunch of K's and is hated?

Kim Kylie Khloe Kendall kourtney kris Kanye

eeny, meeny, kanye, flo

you come to a fork in the road. the path to the left sports a sign guaranteeing a gruesome end to all trespassers. the one to the right looks clear, except for a skinny guy with a hat who freestyles rhyming insults at you. do you risk certain doom… or chance the rapper?

Never give your kids stupid names.

You might think it's funny but they have to live with that for the rest of their lives. Take Kanye West for example. His kids, North and Saint . They've got to spend their whole lives telling people that their dad is called Kanye .

Kanye West, Donald Trump, Justin Bieber and Martin Skreli are put in a coliseum, given gladiator weapons and made to fight to the death. Who wins?

Society.

I knew a girl who went out with Kanye and then Chris Brown.

She said the difference was striking.

You know who gives kids a bad name?

Kim and Kanye, for one.

Why did Kanye name his dog P Diddy?

So he can scoop Diddy's poops

What did Kanye West say to the eggs?

Yo, omelette you finish...

Kim and Kanye are combining their talents to make a new genre of music

they call it plastic rap

How does Kanye West like his eggs?

Over Yeezy

Absence makes the heart grow fonder unless?

it's Kanye West.

Reasons why Kanye shouldn't be President

1. No one man should have all that power.

So apparently Kanye West is running for president

My question is, will he let the other candidates finish their speeches?

What's Kanye West's brilliant economic plan as president?

To put 50 cent into the Treasury

I laughed in disbelief when I saw Kanye West was running for president.

But with his recent incoherent twitter ramblings, he seems like he is more than qualified.

Kanye West

After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he'll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest.

It's nice to see that celebrities have taken up book writing during the pandemic

One Direction by Kanye West

Guitars by Mel Gibson

Mining by Brad Pitt

Pear Cider by Katy Perry

Ship Building by Tom Cruise

How to Move Things by Jim Carrey

Escape from Prison by Morgan Freeman

American Motors by Harrison Ford

Wild Animals by Will Ferrell

If Kanye West is running ...

I think Vanilla Ice should run for president at some point as well. He'd have a solid campaign slogan "If there was a problem, I'll solve it" and he'd make everyone collaborate and listen.

Kanye West Concedes After Failing to Get 0.5% of Vote in Early Returns

Now he is an electoral college drop out

If Kanye West actually won the US Election and became the president, I think he would turn America into a communist nation.

Because he believes no one man should have all that power.

An old man's dream

"I dream to be the president of USA just like my school friend." an old man said.

"Who is your friend , Biden or Trump ?"

"Neither. His name is Kanye West"

"But he is not the president of USA"

"Correct, he dreams to become the president."

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are divorcing.

After naming their kids after directions they're the ones going south.

How did Kim Kardashian tell her kid about her upcoming divorce with Kanye?

North, things between West and I have gone South.

The lastest celebrity to ditch plastic is....

Kanye West

What do you call Kanye after he gave up religion?

Ye of little faith!

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