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Funniest Kant Short Jokes

Short kant jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kant humour may include short philosopher jokes also.

  1. German philosophy professor arrive to Australia Professor: Today we'll study Kant
    Student: Ok, mate, so what we will study?
  2. Can you imagine referring to philosophers by their first initial and last name? Because I Kant.
  3. What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture? I can smell your Kant.
  4. Have you seen the entitled philosopher preaching outside the women's dorm today? What a Kant.
  5. What did the philosophy major say when asked can you recommend a philosopher who wrote on how to treat his fellow man? I. Kant
  6. If everyone did things like you do, would the world be a better place? No?
    Guess it Kant be helped
  7. What is Australias favourite philosopher? Kant
  8. Immanuel doesn't pun, he Kant.
  9. What did Immanuel Kant once say? My name is Kant but my personality isn't.
  10. I anonymously send my friends quotes from Voltaire, Kant and Rousseau... ... someday I'll Enlighten them

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Kant One Liners

Which kant one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kant? I can suggest the ones about philosophy and pun.

  1. I tried to come up with a pun about famous German philosophers... but I Kant.
  2. I'd really love to study Philosophy... But I Kant.
  3. What did an Australian philosopher say to the German philosopher? Oi Kant
  4. Why don't Deontologists lie, cheat, steal or kill?
    They just Kant.
  5. why did the philosopher not do well in his french test? because he Kant speak french :D
  6. What did the Prussian philosopher say when he was asked to teach religion ? I Kant
  7. Well now that Nietzsche won the prize for Best German Philosopher... Immanuel Kant.
  8. Ok I have a Scottish joke: Sam Wanamaker, Immanuel Kant. Sammy Cahn… … but Walt Disney.
  9. I was going to tell a joke about 18th century philosophers... But I just Kant.
  10. What do you call a mean philosopher? A kant
  11. What most philosophers can... Emmanuel Kant.
  12. I want to stop philosophizing But I kant
  13. I was trying to think of a good philosopher pun ...but I Kant
  14. Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..? Because he Kant drive Immanuel.
  15. I thought I could finish this philosophy essay... ...Turns out I Kant.

Kant joke, I thought I could finish this philosophy essay...

Playful Kant Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What funny jokes about kant you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean psychology jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kant pranks.

Socrates: To be is to do. Kant: To do is to be.

s**... Doo: Do be do be do.

A few months ago, a time traveller ran up to someone and shouts "I need you to say the 9th letter of the alphabet and the German founder of the philosophical doctrine of transcendental idealism, or the world will fall into chaos!"

...I Kant

Kant joke, I anonymously send my friends quotes from Voltaire, Kant and Rousseau...