Kangaroos Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kangaroos jokes. Read kangaroos breakouts jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kangaroos aussie puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar

A kangaroo walks into a bar and orders a beer. He pays with a twenty and the bartender figures, "What does a kangaroo know about money?" gives him a single in change.

Then his curiosity gets the better of him. "You know," he says to the kangaroo, "we don't get a lot of kangaroos in this place."

The kangaroo replies sourly, "Yeah, and at $19 for a beer, you won't be getting many more."

What do you call a prison full of kangaroos?


Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because the kids have to play inside.

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.

Two kangaroos are in the bathtub. cuz why not

One kangaroo says, "Pass the soap."
The other kangaroo says, "No soap...radio!"

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

The kids have to play inside.

An American goes to Australia

And is attending a talk by Bush rangers while taking a wild tour about how it is very dangerous and you should always be on your watch. After the bit about how kangaroos are dangerous, he asks "Is there anywhere in Australia where something or someone isn't trying to kill you?"


Kangaroos joke, An American goes to Australia

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because their kids want to play inside.

Did you know that some kangaroos can jump higher than most mountains?

Because mountains can't jump

A man walks into an Australian pet store,

He asks the bloke behind the counter "where do you keep the kangaroos mate?"

The bloke replies, "outback."

Why do mother kangaroos hate it when it rains?

Because the kids have to play inside

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What music to kangaroos like??

Hip hop!!!!

What do you call it when four kangaroos have s**...?

A kangbang

Did you know; you can fit 35 bananas in a kangaroos pouch

Also, I'm not allowed at the zoo anymore...

People are like kangaroos

They die when they get shot

I was so angry at my mom I called her dumb and stormed off to my room

Which made things awkward considering we're kangaroos

Kangaroos joke, I was so angry at my mom I called her dumb and stormed off to my room

Who has better beer: Rabbits or Kangaroos?

Kanagaroos. While they both do great with the hops, Kangaroos just have a little more kick!

Why are Kangaroos only qualified to be teachers?

Because they're Kangurus

Female Kangaroos have three vaginas...

Female Kangaroos have three vaginas. Confused? So are the males!

What do you call a group of kangaroos?

A Kangacrew

Why do kangaroos mate at a young age?

Because they can't reach their d**....

Two Kangaroos Talking...

One says to the other, I hope it doesn't rain today, I hate it when the kids play inside.

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