Kangaroo Jokes
63 kangaroo jokes and hilarious kangaroo puns to laugh out loud. Read animal jokes about kangaroo that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Make your friends laugh with these hilarious and wacky kangaroo jokes, complete with references to kangaroo court, kangaroo joey, kangaroo burger, koala, possum, and hoppy! Whether it's family night or a party, these jokes will be sure to leave everyone giggling.
Funniest Kangaroo Short Jokes
Short kangaroo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kangaroo humour may include short koala jokes also.
- What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo and an Elephant? A letter from the Scientific Ethics Committee and a withdrawl of your grant money.
- Why was the kangaroo kicked out of the accordion club? It kept hopping on the wrong notes.
- Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course the Empire State Building can't jump
- Two kangaroos are in the bathtub. cuz why not One kangaroo says, "Pass the soap."
The other kangaroo says, "No soap...radio!" - TIL you can fit 30 bananas in a Kangaroo's pouch. Also, I'm not allowed at the zoo anymore.
- A teacher asks a student to "name two animals peculiar to Australia" He responds with "The polar bear and penguin are peculiar to Australia, but the kangaroo and dingo live there."
- Why did the kangaroo cross the road? It was hopping mad!
*My 5 year old niece made this up. I don't get it. She's been repeating it and giggling the whole day. I have to pretend to understand it.* - A kangaroo hops into the bar, the bartender, says "sorry we're closed" The kangaroo says, "I thought you needed a bouncer"
*Ba dum tiss* - What does a kangaroo get if it hurts itself really badly? A hop-eration
Courtesy of my 7yo daughter so be kind! - What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? A wooly jumper (I'll see myself out)
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Kangaroo One Liners
Which kangaroo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kangaroo? I can suggest the ones about koala bear and giraffe.
- What do you call a prison full of kangaroos? Australia
- What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A pouch potato.
- Why do kangaroos hate rainy days? Because the kids have to play inside.
- What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has? Baby kangaroos.
- Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn't jump at all....
- What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A pouch potato!
- I tried some spicy kangaroo jerky today… It had the perfect amount of kick
- What do you call a kangaroo that asks for seconds on ramen? A more-soupial
- What do you call a Kangaroo with bad manners? Kangarude
- What do you get if you cross godzilla with a kangaroo Big holes all over Australia
- In Australia they use kangaroo broth to make Marsoupial
- What music to kangaroos like?? Hip hop!!!!
- People are like kangaroos They die when they get shot
- What do you call a dj-ing kangaroo? Disc joey
- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it's kangaroo!
Kangaroo Court Jokes
Here is a list of funny kangaroo court jokes and even better kangaroo court puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted? He was tried in a kangaroo court.
- Why was Skippy falsely imprisoned? Because it was a kangaroo court.
Howlingly Hilarious Kangaroo Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What funny jokes about kangaroo you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean platypus jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kangaroo pranks.
First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?
Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.
Not exactly a joke, butthe usually get a great reaction. Caution: not for use with those who lack basic math skills.
Pick a number from 1 to 9, but don't tell me what it is. Multiply that number by 9. If the the result is a two digit number, add the two digits together. Now subtract 5.
Where the letters of the alphabet correspond to the numbers 1 though 26, pick the letter associated with the number you have left. Think of a country that begins with that letter. Take the last letter of the country, and think of an animal that begins with that letter. Take the last letter of the animal, and think of a color that begins with that letter.
Now.... How many orange kangaroos are there in Denmark?
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a bald eagle
A life time ban from the zoo and a felony...apparently
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Great big holes all over australia
I just learned that you can get drunk from Kangaroo meat!
I'm pretty sure it has something to do with all the hops.
A kangaroo walks into a bar
A kangaroo walks into a bar and orders a beer. He pays with a twenty and the bartender figures, "What does a kangaroo know about money?" gives him a single in change.
Then his curiosity gets the better of him. "You know," he says to the kangaroo, "we don't get a lot of kangaroos in this place."
The kangaroo replies sourly, "Yeah, and at $19 for a beer, you won't be getting many more."
Who has better beer: Rabbits or Kangaroos?
Kanagaroos. While they both do great with the hops, Kangaroos just have a little more kick!
A man walks into an Australian pet store,
He asks the bloke behind the counter "where do you keep the kangaroos mate?"
The bloke replies, "outback."
[Siri Beta] What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?
A mars-upial
What do you call a shirtless Australian?
A Kangaroo
What's the difference between a Kangaroo and a Kangaroot?
A Kangaroo is a marsupial found mainly in Australia.
A Kangaroot is a person from Newcastle stuck in a lift.
Why are Kangaroos only qualified to be teachers?
Because they're Kangurus
Where does a dyslexic kangaroo go when he's sick
The Hopsital
What's the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?
One lives in the outback, and one is a Scotsman stuck in a lift.
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What do you call it when four kangaroos have s**...?
A kangbang
An Australian man and his kangaroo walk into a bar
An Australian man and his kangaroo walk into a bar, and spend the night drinking shot after shot. After a few hours, the kangaroo passes out and slumps to the floor. The man goes to pay his tab and starts to leave. The bartender shouts Hey! Are you just going to leave that lying there? The man turns back, glances at his drinking companion, and says to the bartender, That's not a lion. That's a kangaroo.
An American goes to Australia
And is attending a talk by Bush rangers while taking a wild tour about how it is very dangerous and you should always be on your watch. After the bit about how kangaroos are dangerous, he asks "Is there anywhere in Australia where something or someone isn't trying to kill you?"
"School"
A kangaroo was dining in a restaurant.
The server stopped by and complained: "Sir! Everytime I stop by you order soup!"
The kangaroo replied: "Why yes! That's because I'm a morsoupial!"
Did you know that some kangaroos can jump higher than most mountains?
Because mountains can't jump
Why wasn't the vet worried when I took my teenaged kangaroo in for an operation?
Because it was just roo teen surgery.
I was so angry at my mom I called her dumb and stormed off to my room
Which made things awkward considering we're kangaroos
