Kangaroo Jokes
66 kangaroo jokes and hilarious kangaroo puns to laugh out loud. Read animal jokes about kangaroo that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Make your friends laugh with these hilarious and wacky kangaroo jokes, complete with references to kangaroo court, kangaroo joey, kangaroo burger, koala, possum, and hoppy! Whether it's family night or a party, these jokes will be sure to leave everyone giggling.
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Funniest Kangaroo Short Jokes
Short kangaroo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kangaroo humour may include short koala jokes also.
- What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo and an Elephant? A letter from the Scientific Ethics Committee and a withdrawl of your grant money.
- What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo? A sternly worded letter from the ethics committee and your funding revoked.
- Why was the kangaroo kicked out of the accordion club? It kept hopping on the wrong notes.
- Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course the Empire State Building can't jump
- Two kangaroos are in the bathtub. cuz why not One kangaroo says, "Pass the soap."
The other kangaroo says, "No soap...radio!" - TIL you can fit 30 bananas in a Kangaroo's pouch. Also, I'm not allowed at the zoo anymore.
- A teacher asks a student to "name two animals peculiar to Australia" He responds with "The polar bear and penguin are peculiar to Australia, but the kangaroo and dingo live there."
- Why did the kangaroo cross the road? It was hopping mad!
*My 5 year old niece made this up. I don't get it. She's been repeating it and giggling the whole day. I have to pretend to understand it.* - A kangaroo hops into the bar, the bartender, says "sorry we're closed" The kangaroo says, "I thought you needed a bouncer"
*Ba dum tiss* - What do get if you cross a Kangaroo with an Elephant? A stern letter from the scientific ethics committee.
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Kangaroo One Liners
Which kangaroo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kangaroo? I can suggest the ones about koala bear and giraffe.
- What do you call a prison full of kangaroos? Australia
- What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A pouch potato.
- Why do kangaroos hate rainy days? Because the kids have to play inside.
- What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has? Baby kangaroos.
- Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn't jump at all....
- What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A pouch potato!
- Can Kangaroo's jump higher than a house? Of course they can......houses can't jump
- Why do kangaroos hate rainy days? The kids have to play inside.
- Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? Because their kids want to play inside.
- I tried some spicy kangaroo jerky today… It had the perfect amount of kick
- What do you call a kangaroo that asks for seconds on ramen? A more-soupial
- What do you call a Kangaroo with bad manners? Kangarude
- What do you get if you cross godzilla with a kangaroo Big holes all over Australia
- In Australia they use kangaroo broth to make Marsoupial
- Why do mother kangaroos hate it when it rains? Because the kids have to play inside
Kangaroo Court Jokes
Here is a list of funny kangaroo court jokes and even better kangaroo court puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- It's no surprise that Australia's Federal Court overturned Djokovic's visa cancellation. It's a Kangaroo court after all.
- Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted? He was tried in a kangaroo court.
- Why was Skippy falsely imprisoned? Because it was a kangaroo court.
Kangaroo Joey Jokes
Here is a list of funny kangaroo joey jokes and even better kangaroo joey puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call a dj-ing kangaroo? Disc joey
Howlingly Hilarious Kangaroo Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What funny jokes about kangaroo you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean platypus jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kangaroo pranks.
911 What's your emergency?
**Kangaroo:** I CAN'T FIND MY KIDS!
**911:** Did you check your pockets?
**Kangaroo *[pats pocket]*:** Oh... nevermind.
Not exactly a joke, butthe usually get a great reaction. Caution: not for use with those who lack basic math skills.
Pick a number from 1 to 9, but don't tell me what it is. Multiply that number by 9. If the the result is a two digit number, add the two digits together. Now subtract 5.
Where the letters of the alphabet correspond to the numbers 1 though 26, pick the letter associated with the number you have left. Think of a country that begins with that letter. Take the last letter of the country, and think of an animal that begins with that letter. Take the last letter of the animal, and think of a color that begins with that letter.
Now.... How many orange kangaroos are there in Denmark?
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Great big holes all over australia
I just learned that you can get drunk from Kangaroo meat!
I'm pretty sure it has something to do with all the hops.
A kangaroo walks into a bar
A kangaroo walks into a bar and orders a beer. He pays with a twenty and the bartender figures, "What does a kangaroo know about money?" gives him a single in change.
Then his curiosity gets the better of him. "You know," he says to the kangaroo, "we don't get a lot of kangaroos in this place."
The kangaroo replies sourly, "Yeah, and at $19 for a beer, you won't be getting many more."
A man walks into an Australian pet store,
He asks the bloke behind the counter "where do you keep the kangaroos mate?"
The bloke replies, "outback."
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A wooly jumper (I'll see myself out)
What music to kangaroos like??
Hip hop!!!!
What do you call it when four kangaroos have s**...?
A kangbang
Why did the first koala fall out the tree
It was dead
Why did the second koala fall out the tree?
It got hit by the first koala
Why did the third koala fall out the tree?
Thought it was a race to the bottom
Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?
Peer pressure
Why did the kangaroo die?
Got hit by four koala's.
An Australian man and his kangaroo walk into a bar
An Australian man and his kangaroo walk into a bar, and spend the night drinking shot after shot. After a few hours, the kangaroo passes out and slumps to the floor. The man goes to pay his tab and starts to leave. The bartender shouts Hey! Are you just going to leave that lying there? The man turns back, glances at his drinking companion, and says to the bartender, That's not a lion. That's a kangaroo.
What do you get when you mix an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia.
What do you do with an Elephant that has three b**...?
You walk him and pitch to the Kangaroo
What does a kangaroo get if it hurts itself really badly?
A hop-eration
Courtesy of my 7yo daughter so be kind!
A kangaroo walks into a bar
And orders an espresso martini.
While the Barkeeper serves the drink to the kangaroo another customer remarks:
"don't you find it weird that a kangaroo walks into a bar and orders an espresso martini?"
"Yes, normally he wants ginger beer."
An American goes to Australia
And is attending a talk by Bush rangers while taking a wild tour about how it is very dangerous and you should always be on your watch. After the bit about how kangaroos are dangerous, he asks "Is there anywhere in Australia where something or someone isn't trying to kill you?"
"School"
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper.
A kangaroo was dining in a restaurant.
The server stopped by and complained: "Sir! Everytime I stop by you order soup!"
The kangaroo replied: "Why yes! That's because I'm a morsoupial!"
Did you know that some kangaroos can jump higher than most mountains?
Because mountains can't jump
Why wasn't the vet worried when I took my teenaged kangaroo in for an operation?
Because it was just roo teen surgery.
I was so angry at my mom I called her dumb and stormed off to my room
Which made things awkward considering we're kangaroos
